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No, You Idiot! Go Jump In Front of a Pimp! Change clothes with a pimp |
5 | |
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Smith, Wesson and Me Defeat Gruff using only the handgun, firing no more than 10 shots |
1 | |
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You Want Me To Playing This Game? I Better Wear This Then Find the gas mask |
2 | |
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Nobody, I Mean Nobody Puts Ketchup On a Hotdog Get a hot dog from an old lady |
2 | |
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It's Over, Striker! I Have the High Ground! Defeat Striker entirely from the roof |
2 | |
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Be Careful Where the Dog Shits You Defeat the Toymaker without taking damage |
2 | |
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You've Sunk My Battleship! Sink the enemy boat on Level 2 |
2 | |
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You Turn Me Every Which Way But Loose Reach the Waterfront to complete Level 1 |
2 | |
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Try Knocking On the Door? Get past the large bulletproof guy and collect the lives from the girl inside |
5 | |
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It's Been a While Hasn't It, Jack the Ripper? Defeat General Ripper |
0 | |
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General Dissatisfaction Defeat General Ripper without losing a life or eating any hot dogs |
0 | |
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Striker?! STRIKEEERRR!! Defeat Striker |
2 | |
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You Got the Free Meal, Didn't You? Get lives from both bums in the sewer |
1 | |
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Boom Box! Get It?? Get the explosives from the guy with the boom box |
3 | |
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I Enjoy the Ride In the Ambulance Get an extra life from the drunk |
4 | |
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Basketball Jones Collect the body armor from the basketball player |
3 | |
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We're Not Just Gonna Let You Walk Outta Here Defeat Gruff |
2 | |
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It Was Never a Game To Me Defeat the Toymaker |
2 | |
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A Seven-Point Suppository Collect all the extra lives on Level 1 |
0 | |
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You're Shit Out of Luck Defeat Longshore and complete Level 2 |
2 | |
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Do You Know Da Wae? Complete Level 1 within 20 minutes |
0 | |
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Nuts to This Defeat Longshore without taking damage |
1 | |
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Chief, What's a Russian Gunship Doing Here? Destroy the chopper |
0 | |
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The Most Powerful Handgun In the World Destroy the chopper using only the handgun |
0 | |
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Don't You Want a Ride? Destroy the chopper without encountering General Ripper |
0 | |
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You Gotta Ask Youself One Question: Do I Feel Lucky? Defeat Not-Kingpin, aka The Anaconda with at least 1 bullet remaining in your gun |
0 | |
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Go Ahead. Make My Day Defeat Filson Wisk, aka The Anaconda using only rockets |
0 | |
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A Man's Got to Know His Limitations Complete the game without using a continue |
0 | |
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Ha Ha HAAA-Fuck You! Find the single worst design decision in video game history |
2 | |
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This Little Light of Mine, I'm Gonna Let It Shine Find a flashlight on Level 1 |
3 |