| Achievement | Global Unlocks | |
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NO PAUSING! Activating the pause menu will disable achievements for the current match |
32 | |
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Defense Wins Championships Beat Vinnie the Dweeb without letting him score a single point (default settings) |
4 | |
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Don't Drink and Shufflepuck Beat Lexan Smythe-Worthington with maximum blocker size and blocker speed, rest default |
4 | |
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This Little Piggy Beat Eneg Doowtrop with minimum blocker speed, rest default |
3 | |
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The Champion Beat Biff Raunch in Tournament Mode with default settings |
4 | |
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The Beauty Beat Princess Bejin in Tournament Mode with default settings |
4 | |
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Slow and Steady Beat Skip Feeney with minimum on friction/reflection and off friction/reflection, rest default |
6 | |
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The Genius Beat Vinnie the Dweeb in Tournament Mode with default settings |
6 | |
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The Comedian Beat Visine Orb in Tournament Mode with default settings |
8 | |
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The Robot Beat DC3 with default settings |
3 | |
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Stay Hydrated Find the Coffee Break screen |
13 | |
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The Drunkard Beat Lexan Smythe-Worthington in Tournament Mode with default settings |
6 | |
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You Might Be a King or a Little Street Sweeper Score 5 consecutive points against Nerual Ttoille without letting him score (default settings) |
5 | |
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Two Can Play at That Game Beat DC3 with maximum robot settings (any player settings, blocker optional) |
3 | |
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The Coward Beat Skip Feeney in Tournament Mode with default settings |
12 | |
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Fair-Play Is Out of the Question Beat Biff Raunch in a tiebreaker with default settings |
3 | |
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The Reaper Beat Nerual Ttoille in Tournament Mode with default settings |
5 | |
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The General Beat Eneg Doowtrop in Tournament Mode with default settings |
6 | |
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The Princess and the Snail Score 3 points against Princess Bejin with minimum paddle speed, rest default |
3 | |
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Walking Small Beat Visine Orb with minimum paddle size, rest default |
4 |