Achievement Unlocked Global Unlocks
Like A Buffet of Sadness
Visit every screen on the computer including the hidden BIOS screen and 100% the game. 		2021-07-22 04:12:11 546
Sleeping on the Mouse
Hold down the mouse without moving it for a bit. 		2021-07-01 05:40:07 685
A Plea For Help
Attempt and fail to send a voice fax. 		2021-07-01 05:33:28 717
Digital Art Museum
Admire all the artwork on your computer. 		2021-07-01 05:33:02 714
Windows 98 Seconds Edition
"Speedrun" the game from from BIOS to Shutdown in under 98 seconds. 		2021-07-01 05:29:41 658
Buyer's Remorse
Turn off the computer. 		2021-07-01 05:29:01 763
Cookieless Clicker
Click the mouse 300 times without turning off the computer. 		2021-07-01 05:28:59 757
Logged In!
Log in to the computer. 		2021-07-01 05:28:50 774
The Key to Freedom
Log out of the computer. 		2021-07-01 05:28:43 751
Soft Reset
Click the button that refreshes the desktop. 		2021-07-01 05:25:01 733
Hopelessly Helpless
Try and get some help, but then fail to understand any of the text. 		2021-07-01 05:24:12 756
The Real Microsoft Office Experience
Look at the corner of each office application, plus Photoshop. 		2021-07-01 05:24:05 736
But Can It Run Doom?
Visit the MS-DOS prompt through the Run prompt. 		2021-07-01 05:15:43 751
Maturity Level 100
(Try to) Type out 8008 in the calculator. (Accuracy not included) 		2021-07-01 05:11:34 738
Invasion of Privacy
Try and snoop on other people's files on the network. 		2021-07-01 05:10:58 747
No Sound Drivers Installed
Desperately attempt to change the volume. 		2021-07-01 05:10:20 756
Dumpster Diving
Inspect each of your recycled items without luck. 		2021-07-01 05:10:07 769
Super Redundacny 64
Wonder why both the documents and briefcase folders are identical. 		2021-07-01 05:09:51 765
The Windows 8 Award
Move the cursor to the top right of the screen like it's Windows 8 all over again. 		2021-07-01 05:09:43 767
Internet Explored
Visit all 2 websites on the Chinese internet. 		2021-07-01 05:09:26 755