Achievement | Unlocked | Global Unlocks | |
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Be Careful Where the Dog Shits You Defeat the Toymaker without taking damage |
7 | ||
Striker?! STRIKEEERRR!! Defeat Striker |
7 | ||
Do You Know Da Wae? Complete Level 1 within 20 minutes |
3 | ||
Go Ahead. Make My Day Defeat Filson Wisk, aka The Anaconda using only rockets |
4 | ||
The Most Powerful Handgun In the World Destroy the chopper using only the handgun |
3 | ||
Chief, What's a Russian Gunship Doing Here? Destroy the chopper |
4 | ||
Nuts to This Defeat Longshore without taking damage |
3 | ||
You're Shit Out of Luck Defeat Longshore and complete Level 2 |
6 | ||
You Gotta Ask Yourself One Question: Do I Feel Lucky? Defeat Not-Kingpin, aka The Anaconda with at least 1 bullet remaining in your gun |
4 | ||
Ha Ha HAAA-Fuck You! Find the single worst design decision in video game history |
6 | ||
It's Been a While Hasn't It, Jack the Ripper? Defeat General Ripper |
4 | ||
It's Over, Striker! I Have the High Ground! Defeat Striker entirely from the roof |
6 | ||
You Got the Free Meal, Didn't You? Get lives from both bums in the sewer |
4 | ||
You've Sunk My Battleship! Sink the enemy boat on Level 2 |
5 | ||
A Seven-Point Suppository Collect all the extra lives on Level 1 |
2 | ||
Nobody, I Mean Nobody Puts Ketchup On a Hotdog Get a hot dog from an old lady |
5 | ||
We're Not Just Gonna Let You Walk Outta Here Defeat Gruff |
8 | ||
You Turn Me Every Which Way But Loose Reach the Waterfront to complete Level 1 |
7 | ||
No, You Idiot! Go Jump In Front of a Pimp! Change clothes with a pimp |
32 | ||
It Was Never a Game To Me Defeat the Toymaker |
7 | ||
Smith, Wesson, and Me Defeat Gruff using only the handgun, firing no more than 10 shots |
6 | ||
Basketball Jones Collect the body armor from the basketball player |
12 | ||
You Want Me To Play This Game? I Better Wear This Then Find the gas mask |
6 | ||
Boom Box! Get It?? Get the explosives from the guy with the boom box |
12 | ||
Try Knocking On the Door? Get past the large bulletproof guy and collect the lives from the girl inside |
25 | ||
A Man's Got to Know His Limitations Complete the game without using a continue |
2 | ||
Don't You Want a Ride? Destroy the chopper without encountering General Ripper |
3 | ||
General Dissatisfaction Defeat General Ripper without losing a life or eating any hot dogs |
4 | ||
This Little Light of Mine, I'm Gonna Let It Shine Find a flashlight on Level 1 |
15 | ||
I Enjoy the Ride In the Ambulance Get an extra life from the drunk |
14 |