Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| HyPo Jeanuary | 30.49% | 25 / 82 | 1h 44m | 2024-04-12 05:03:29 | |||
| AFAK | 8.54% | 7 / 82 | 1h 54m | 2024-04-09 08:41:40 | |||
| Warszaw | 23.17% | 19 / 82 | 1h 29m | 2024-03-27 22:01:01 | |||
| segwaykong | 100% | 82 | 11h 15m | 11h 15m | 2024-03-25 22:15:41 | ||
| Hircine | 100% | 82 | 10h 20m | 10h 20m | 2024-03-21 20:21:53 | ||
| Hekzy | 64.63% | 53 / 82 | 6h 34m | 2024-03-11 04:31:57 | |||
| Prof.Vaharrak | 57.32% | 47 / 82 | 3h 47m | 2024-02-26 21:17:46 | |||
| Akraysno | 100% | 82 | 16h 41m | 16h 41m | 2024-02-07 00:26:48 | ||
| Beard | 53.66% | 44 / 82 | 7h 50m | 2024-02-03 17:28:06 | |||
| Dreaderz | 43.9% | 36 / 82 | 2h 58m | 2024-01-25 19:23:00 |
| Achievement | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|
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MLG 360 no scope kill!
Kill your first Orc Noob |
96.1% | ||
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Tastes just like chicken!
Eat your first Garden Gnome |
94.8% | ||
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Are you ready to rumble?
Get your very first lethal weapon |
94.1% | ||
|
I like you...but I have to kill you...
Kill your first Orc Warmaiden |
90.4% | ||
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AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!
Catch fire |
90.0% | ||
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Not so hip anymore!
Kill your first Orc Hipster |
89.2% | ||
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Blurry depth perception
Kill your first Sven-Olof |
84.9% | ||
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Up and down
Jump 20 times |
84.7% | ||
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Nerd
Read a book from a bookshelf |
81.9% | ||
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That's what cheese said!
Collect your first Wheel of Cheese! |
76.3% | ||
|
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling
Dodge 20 times |
74.7% | ||
|
Fire-fighter!
Put out the fire |
68.6% | ||
|
You're not going to blow me up!
Kill you first Grenadier |
63.0% | ||
|
Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe
Pick up a Mistlefoe |
62.2% | ||
|
Cockadoodledoo!
Find the marvelous Chickenator |
58.5% | ||
|
Meat grinder
Get eaten by a shark |
58.1% | ||
|
Thats disgusting!
Use the stinky outhouse |
57.1% | ||
|
Mushroom soup of the day
Kill your first Fungoid Bob |
54.2% | ||
|
Oh, you're up to no gouda!
Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese! |
53.7% | ||
|
My pants squeak when I walk
Jump 100 times |
53.4% | ||
|
Spare Ribs
Kill your first Skelton warrior |
52.7% | ||
|
Butcher
Kill 100 enemies |
52.6% | ||
|
Honk honk!
Kill the clown in the sewers |
51.3% | ||
|
Surprise!!
Buy a surpise from Melisande |
50.5% | ||
|
Karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song |
47.0% | ||
|
Self assessed tax return
Kill your first IRS guy |
46.2% | ||
|
You are no match for me, Billy!
Kill your first Billy Bob |
41.5% | ||
|
You can't stop me, bro!
Kill your first Shotgun Knight |
40.7% | ||
|
Meetballs, coming up!
Kill a Billy-Goat |
35.7% | ||
|
Haemochromatosis
Kill yourself with metal bars |
35.4% | ||
|
Pasta Bolognese
Whoop Ass 10 times! |
34.8% | ||
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Make America Grate Again
Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese |
34.7% | ||
|
I'm going to get a concussion
Dodge 100 times |
34.6% | ||
|
Catch the bus with me!
Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel |
34.1% | ||
|
Another one bites the iron
Kill an enemy using metal bars |
31.3% | ||
|
Ripe Meat Off The Bone!
Eat your first grilled chicken |
29.9% | ||
|
Hovering around
Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™ |
27.3% | ||
|
I cant stand still!
Jump 500 times |
25.7% | ||
|
You're not so Big anymore, Boi!
Kill Big Boi |
24.7% | ||
|
A Megapint...?
Drink your very first grog |
24.5% | ||
|
Slimy... yet satisfying
Kill your first Grumpy Worm |
23.8% | ||
|
Your daily dose of Vitamin C.
Eat 100 Gnomes |
23.8% | ||
|
Kleptomaniac
Loot 6 drunken orcs |
23.6% | ||
|
Just wing it!
Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine. |
20.7% | ||
|
Master Butcher
Kill 500 enemies |
19.2% | ||
|
Yeehaw!!!
Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot |
15.7% | ||
|
Deal with it
Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses |
14.1% | ||
|
Free Of Chains
Release all the chains |
13.6% | ||
|
Timber!
Kill the Ent |
13.3% | ||
|
Grumpy Immortal
Defeat The Immortal |
12.8% | ||
|
I drink, but I'm not a drunk!
Have three grogs in total |
12.5% | ||
|
You're looking mozzare-hella good!
Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese |
12.3% | ||
|
Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet
Complete the dungeon 100% |
12.0% | ||
|
My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!
Kill 1000 enemies |
9.9% | ||
|
I want to throw up!
Dodge 500 times |
8.2% | ||
|
Scrambled Eggs
Collect at least 100 eggs |
8.2% | ||
|
Spoiler alert!
Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes. |
7.7% | ||
|
Out of bounds
Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit |
7.2% | ||
|
Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs
Complete the dungeon 100% |
7.2% | ||
|
European karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk |
6.9% | ||
|
Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...
Drink five large grogs at the same time |
6.6% | ||
|
Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes
Complete the dungeon 100% |
6.6% | ||
|
Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys
Complete the dungeon 100% |
5.8% | ||
|
Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof
Complete the dungeon 100% |
5.8% | ||
|
Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition
Complete the dungeon 100% |
5.3% | ||
|
Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes
Complete the dungeon 100% |
4.2% | ||
|
Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls
Complete the dungeon 100% |
4.0% | ||
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Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings
Complete the dungeon 100% |
4.0% | ||
|
Fifty Shades of Gruyere
Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud! |
3.8% | ||
|
Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention
Complete the dungeon 100% |
3.7% | ||
|
Bloody Knuckles
Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands |
3.7% | ||
|
Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling
Complete the dungeon 100% |
3.6% | ||
|
Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds
Complete the dungeon 100% |
3.0% | ||
|
Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities
Complete the dungeon 100% |
2.9% | ||
|
I've got the power
Get full strength when Level Up |
2.6% | ||
|
Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo
Complete the dungeon 100% |
2.5% | ||
|
No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!
Get the Jetpack 2000 by cheating |
2.5% | ||
|
Catch me if you can
Get full agility when Level Up |
2.4% | ||
|
I'm getting full...
Eat 500 Gnomes |
2.4% | ||
|
I'm feeling lucky!
Get full luck when Level Up |
2.1% | ||
|
Consider it dealt with
Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses |
2.1% | ||
|
Better safe than sorry - use protection
Get full protection when Level Up |
2.0% |
Completion Playtime
Stats (10)
- 0
- Gnomes Consumed
- 0
- Grogs Consumed
- 0
- Eggs Collected
- 0
- Enemies Killed
- 0
- Special Attacks Executed
- 0
- Number of dodges performed
- 0
- Number of jumps performed
- 0
- Wheels of Cheese collected
- 0
- Drunken orcs looted
- 0
- Deal-with-it glasses collected