Achievement Visibility Global Unlocks Added
Deal with it
Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses 		14.1% 2023-01-12 13:58:15
2024-04-22 09:21:11
Consider it dealt with
Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses 		2.1% 2023-01-12 13:58:15
2024-04-22 09:21:11
Spoiler alert!
Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes. 		7.7% 2022-12-02 13:52:15
2024-04-19 08:48:11
Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition
Complete the dungeon 100% 		5.3% 2022-11-26 17:25:16
2024-04-22 09:21:11
Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys
Complete the dungeon 100% 		5.8% 2022-11-26 17:25:16
2024-04-01 12:31:17
Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention
Complete the dungeon 100% 		3.7% 2022-11-26 17:25:16
2024-02-12 23:15:14
Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo
Complete the dungeon 100% 		2.5% 2022-11-26 17:25:16
2024-02-12 23:15:14
Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling
Complete the dungeon 100% 		3.6% 2022-11-26 17:25:16
2024-04-22 09:21:11
Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs
Complete the dungeon 100% 		7.2% 2022-11-26 17:25:16
2024-03-20 11:54:05
Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings
Complete the dungeon 100% 		4.0% 2022-11-26 17:25:16
2024-04-22 09:21:11
Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities
Complete the dungeon 100% 		2.9% 2022-11-26 17:25:16
2024-03-20 11:54:05
Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls
Complete the dungeon 100% 		4.0% 2022-11-26 17:25:16
2024-04-01 12:31:17
Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes
Complete the dungeon 100% 		4.2% 2022-11-26 17:25:16
2024-04-01 12:31:17
Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet
Complete the dungeon 100% 		12.0% 2022-11-26 17:25:16
2024-03-05 05:43:29
Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes
Complete the dungeon 100% 		6.6% 2022-11-26 16:40:13
2024-04-15 08:42:29
Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof
Complete the dungeon 100% 		5.8% 2022-11-26 16:40:13
2024-03-17 10:39:11
Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds
Complete the dungeon 100% 		3.0% 2022-11-26 16:40:13
2024-03-26 14:12:25
Just wing it!
Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine. 		20.7% 2022-11-24 14:51:15
2024-04-15 08:42:29
Kleptomaniac
Loot 6 drunken orcs 		23.6% 2022-11-24 14:16:21
2024-04-17 14:04:06
You're looking mozzare-hella good!
Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese 		12.3% 2022-11-24 11:01:14
2024-04-15 08:42:29
That's what cheese said!
Collect your first Wheel of Cheese! 		76.3% 2022-11-24 11:01:14
2024-04-22 09:21:11
Oh, you're up to no gouda!
Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese! 		53.7% 2022-11-24 11:01:14
2024-04-19 08:48:11
Make America Grate Again
Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese 		34.7% 2022-11-24 11:01:14
2024-04-18 09:34:11
Fifty Shades of Gruyere
Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud! 		3.8% 2022-11-24 11:01:14
2024-04-11 16:57:18
You're not so Big anymore, Boi!
Kill Big Boi 		24.7% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-01 12:31:17
Your daily dose of Vitamin C.
Eat 100 Gnomes 		23.8% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-01 12:31:17
You are no match for me, Billy!
Kill your first Billy Bob 		41.5% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-08 13:43:23
Yeehaw!!!
Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot 		15.7% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-01 12:31:17
Timber!
Kill the Ent 		13.3% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-22 09:21:11
Surprise!!
Buy a surpise from Melisande 		50.5% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-19 08:48:11
Slimy... yet satisfying
Kill your first Grumpy Worm 		23.8% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-17 14:04:06
Scrambled Eggs
Collect at least 100 eggs 		8.2% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-22 09:21:11
Ripe Meat Off The Bone!
Eat your first grilled chicken 		29.9% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-01 12:31:17
Pasta Bolognese
Whoop Ass 10 times! 		34.8% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-03-23 13:11:06
Out of bounds
Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit 		7.2% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-11 16:57:18
Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...
Drink five large grogs at the same time 		6.6% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-15 08:42:29
No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!
Get the Jetpack 2000 by cheating
2.5% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-22 09:21:11
My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!
Kill 1000 enemies 		9.9% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-01 12:31:17
Meetballs, coming up!
Kill a Billy-Goat 		35.7% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-15 08:42:29
Master Butcher
Kill 500 enemies 		19.2% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-03-23 13:11:06
I want to throw up!
Dodge 500 times 		8.2% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-17 14:04:06
I've got the power
Get full strength when Level Up 		2.6% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-17 14:04:06
I'm going to get a concussion
Dodge 100 times 		34.6% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-15 08:42:30
I'm getting full...
Eat 500 Gnomes 		2.4% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-01 12:31:17
I'm feeling lucky!
Get full luck when Level Up 		2.1% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-03-20 11:54:05
I drink, but I'm not a drunk!
Have three grogs in total 		12.5% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-22 09:21:11
I cant stand still!
Jump 500 times 		25.7% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-01 12:31:17
Hovering around
Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™ 		27.3% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-19 08:48:11
Honk honk!
Kill the clown in the sewers 		51.3% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-22 09:21:11
Haemochromatosis
Kill yourself with metal bars 		35.4% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-15 08:42:29
Grumpy Immortal
Defeat The Immortal 		12.8% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-22 09:21:11
Free Of Chains
Release all the chains 		13.6% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-03-26 14:12:25
European karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk 		6.9% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-15 08:42:29
Catch the bus with me!
Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel 		34.1% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-23 14:57:06
Catch me if you can
Get full agility when Level Up 		2.4% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-02-09 11:22:23
Bloody Knuckles
Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands 		3.7% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-01 12:31:17
Better safe than sorry - use protection
Get full protection when Level Up 		2.0% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-02-09 11:22:23
Another one bites the iron
Kill an enemy using metal bars 		31.3% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-11 16:57:18
A Megapint...?
Drink your very first grog 		24.5% 2022-08-18 13:58:19
2024-04-17 14:04:06
You're not going to blow me up!
Kill you first Grenadier 		63.0% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-04-05 09:49:10
You can't stop me, bro!
Kill your first Shotgun Knight 		40.7% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-03-17 10:39:11
Up and down
Jump 20 times 		84.7% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-04-05 09:49:10
Thats disgusting!
Use the stinky outhouse 		57.1% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-03-17 10:39:11
Tastes just like chicken!
Eat your first Garden Gnome 		94.8% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-04-23 14:57:06
Spare Ribs
Kill your first Skelton warrior 		52.7% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-03-20 11:54:05
Self assessed tax return
Kill your first IRS guy 		46.2% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-02-28 03:10:11
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling
Dodge 20 times 		74.7% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-04-12 07:45:06
Not so hip anymore!
Kill your first Orc Hipster 		89.2% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-01-31 11:37:18
Nerd
Read a book from a bookshelf 		81.9% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-02-02 22:45:07
My pants squeak when I walk
Jump 100 times 		53.4% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-03-11 08:07:25
Mushroom soup of the day
Kill your first Fungoid Bob 		54.2% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-04-23 14:57:06
MLG 360 no scope kill!
Kill your first Orc Noob 		96.1% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2023-12-30 11:03:05
Meat grinder
Get eaten by a shark 		58.1% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-04-22 09:21:11
Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe
Pick up a Mistlefoe 		62.2% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-04-15 08:42:29
Karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song 		47.0% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-04-23 13:56:12
I like you...but I have to kill you...
Kill your first Orc Warmaiden 		90.4% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-03-11 08:07:25
Fire-fighter!
Put out the fire 		68.6% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-03-08 06:55:20
Cockadoodledoo!
Find the marvelous Chickenator 		58.5% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-04-19 08:48:11
Butcher
Kill 100 enemies 		52.6% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-03-17 10:39:11
Blurry depth perception
Kill your first Sven-Olof 		84.9% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-03-11 08:07:25
Are you ready to rumble?
Get your very first lethal weapon 		94.1% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2024-03-14 09:20:14
AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!
Catch fire 		90.0% 2022-08-18 13:58:18
2023-12-13 03:06:10