Game for
Chair F*cking Simulator
Title
Developer
Publisher
Indie, Casual, Simulation
Genres
Categories
Released July 07, 2020
Release
USD 1.99
Price
Restricted
85.05
Game Rating
8
Steam Review Score
11
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
6
… Players
2
… Expired
5
… in Progress
1
… Completed
3h 39m
Completion Playtime Avg.
3h 39m
Completion Playtime Median
2h 17m
Playtime Average
2h 31m
Playtime Median
47.7%
Completion Average
32.75%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
Krephix 96.55% 28 / 29 3h 56m 2020-08-11 12:13:23
The Stranger 100% 29 3h 39m 3h 39m 2020-08-08 15:45:06
Debjit_M 100% 29 1m 1m 2020-07-31 12:04:44
Lacy 31.03% 9 / 29 3h 30m 2020-07-16 02:58:01
Contagious Equine Metritis 6.9% 2 / 29 2020-07-09 08:20:06
GENiEBEN 24.14% 7 / 29 1h 32m 2020-07-08 17:54:58
AFAK 34.48% 10 / 29 28m 2020-07-07 17:35:35
Menin Gate 0/ 29
Guinea 0/ 29
チェリーパイ CherryPie 0/ 29
Achievement Visibility Global Unlocks
Fucked A Chair
There's no going back
99.3%
Window Shopper
Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
55.3%
Furniture Pervert
Launch ChairFucker 2 times
48.4%
Quality Assurance
Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
44.2%
A Troubling Hobby
Encounter 10 Chairs
28.1%
The Door Has Been Opened
Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
26.6%
Bookworm
Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
26.4%
Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate
End 5 Encounters Badly
21.6%
Bedroom Eyes
Unlocked Googly Eyes
12.2%
Your Fate Is Sealed
Successfully complete with the Demon Chair
11.9%
Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does
Encounter 20 Chairs
11.0%
Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete
The chair is a foot
11.0%
Creeper
Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
10.2%
Chair Kink
Fucked over 3,000 times
9.2%
Eager Face
Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking
8.7%
Repeat Customer
Launch ChairFucker 5 times
8.7%
Sexterfield
Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
8.2%
Learn How To Scream
Unlocked bonus sound mode
7.1%
I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My Mind
Successfully complete with the Footy Chair
7.0%
It's Not You... No Wait, It Is
End 10 Encounters Badly
6.8%
No Leg To Stand On
Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
5.5%
Clinical Depression
Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
4.6%
Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale
Encounter 40 Chairs
3.9%
Please, What Are You Doing
Launch Chairfucker 10 times
3.2%
Imposter Syndrome
Became worth an investigation
2.3%
No Chair Left Out
Completed with every chair type
2.1%
Abandoned By God
Encounter 100 Chairs
1.5%
Examination
The Chorus bears witness
1.5%
Got the Job!
Successfully impress The Chorus
1.3%
Stats (12)
0
launchCount
0
totalChairsFucked
0
totalFucks
0
timeFuckingChairsTotal
0
timeLookingAtChairsTotal
0
totalHeartsWon
0
totalHeartsBroken
0
chairStat_​woodenChair_​timesCompleted
0
chairStat_​upholsteredChair_​timesCompleted
0
chairStat_​demonChair_​timesCompleted
0
chairStat_​footyChair_​timesCompleted
0
totalChairsDumped