Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TheDollOfSouls | 66.67% | 18 / 27 | 9h 11m | 2023-11-27 14:46:19 | |||
| TinchoLC | 14.81% | 4 / 27 | 1h 22m | 2023-11-22 18:47:32 | |||
| darknorth | 100% | 27 | 3h 13m | 3h 13m | 2023-06-03 17:44:40 | ||
| mic mike | 25.93% | 7 / 27 | 1h 11m | 2022-12-28 19:25:57 | |||
| Star_OVK | 96.3% | 26 / 27 | 18h 42m | 2021-10-28 00:25:58 | |||
| Anarchist | 3.7% | 1 / 27 | 2021-09-14 13:10:24 | ||||
| Woggus | 11.11% | 3 / 27 | 2020-11-15 07:06:26 | ||||
| G elly N | 3.7% | 1 / 27 | 2020-10-27 16:43:11 | ||||
| sbg0924 | 3.7% | 1 / 27 | 2020-09-18 02:10:16 | ||||
| TheCloser17 | 3.7% | 1 / 27 | 50m | 2020-08-31 21:03:29 |
| Achievement | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Hitting the Campaign Trail
You've finally formed your own third party and have hit the campaign trail. Literally. |
92.2% | ||
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I Said No Joe!
The brand of shampoo you use shall remain a mystery. |
54.8% | ||
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Become President
See? A third party candidate CAN make it to the top! |
52.7% | ||
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Seeing Stars
You're pretty sure Ted Bruz will be seeing stars now, if he wasn't seeing them before. |
36.2% | ||
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Animal Abuse
PETA is probably going to come after you for that one... |
33.4% | ||
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Oh Hi Mom!
It's unfortunate Jab's mother had to witness that. |
29.7% | ||
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One Hit Jab
No amount of green apples prepared Jab Bush for that... |
28.0% | ||
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The Whole Flock
You certainly just showed up Birdie's whole flock! |
25.9% | ||
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Not Surprised
You were light on your feet, probably due to past trauma. |
25.1% | ||
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Face Plant
It's always funny. |
23.9% | ||
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The Art of Arrow Catching
You just proved to the world that you've mastered the art of catching an arrow mid-flight. |
20.7% | ||
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Do Pirates Juggle?
Well, even if they don't you're pretty sure you just juggled a pirate. |
19.2% | ||
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Wait, what?
Is it fish or fishes? How many Pisces am I holding up? |
18.6% | ||
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No Coffee Breaks!
How does she not need the restroom after all that coffee? |
17.8% | ||
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En Garde!
Parry, riposte! Wait, is he using a real sword? |
16.9% | ||
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Kame... Hame...
HAAAAAAAAAA! |
16.2% | ||
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You're the Donald Now
There can be only one! |
15.9% | ||
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You're Fired!
You gotta say it with just the right accent. |
15.2% | ||
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The Conditioner
It's not the worst boxer nickname you could have gotten. Like "Shiny Pony." |
14.7% | ||
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Beating to the Dance
Boxing glove beats box step. |
12.7% | ||
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Hockey Pucked
You countered a cross-check with a butt-ending haymaker. Most of these are hockey terms. |
11.2% | ||
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Supreme Leader
People in North Korea are now calling you their Supreme Leader. Assassins are probably after you now... |
10.9% | ||
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Don't laugh at me!
Because sporting violence is now the legal way to stop someone from making fun of you. |
10.8% | ||
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This Guy Cheats...
How does this guy keep healing like that? |
9.6% | ||
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Targeting Systems
That's what he gets for buying secondhand missiles. |
9.6% | ||
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Not the Hair!
You sure messed up Donald Thump's hair real bad. He did not look happy. |
9.4% | ||
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Cannonballs of Steel
You showed Cap'n Crenshaw who has the bigger cannonballs. |
9.2% |
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