Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| hmu death daddy | 56% | 14 / 25 | 18m | 2023-12-18 17:05:53 | |||
| Wigwam0613 | 100% | 25 | 1m | 1m | 2023-10-16 10:48:56 | ||
| 4skin gaming | 100% | 25 | 1m | 1m | 2023-08-16 10:41:34 | ||
| Silence | 100% | 25 | 1m | 1m | 2023-07-18 03:04:08 | ||
| AFAK | 72% | 18 / 25 | 1h 10m | 2023-05-22 02:29:17 | |||
| mErcy | 100% | 25 | 1m | 1m | 2023-04-13 11:09:54 | ||
| Shizu | 100% | 25 | 1m | 1m | 2023-03-22 03:03:54 | ||
| | 100% | 25 | 1m | 1m | 2023-02-19 01:07:35 | ||
| Zenomnius Omnipotence | 100% | 25 | 0m | 2023-01-28 06:29:28 | |||
| 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓬𝒆 | 100% | 25 | 1m | 1m | 2023-01-24 07:32:29 |
| Achievement | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Congratulations!!! Congratulations! Congratulations...
Congratulations! You won one game! |
56.2% | ||
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The Splits
Hey, your stalk split! Is that good? Is that bad? Who can say what anything is these days. |
41.6% | ||
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Bankrupt!!!
Your stalk went bankrupt? It went to zero? They're allowed to do that? |
37.3% | ||
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Howdy Cowpoke
That yeehaw was much obliged, pardner |
33.7% | ||
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2x
You doubled your investment! Wow! Whoa! |
32.2% | ||
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Mortgage
You played a 30 year game! Hopefully you made enough to pay off that mortgage! |
31.8% | ||
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1/2
You lost half your starting money! Boo! |
31.7% | ||
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You're Fired!
Boo!!! You Stink! You lost a game! You're fired! |
31.2% | ||
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All In
300 shares of an individual stalk? Let's frickin go! |
30.6% | ||
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A Poor Man's Game
You finished with a networth below $100! Impressive ineptitude! |
25.9% | ||
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In Your Debt
You took out a loan! Good luck paying it back! |
24.2% | ||
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A New Century Dawns
You played a 99 year game. Why? Is this a call for help. |
23.8% | ||
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FREEDOM!!!!
You paid off your loan! You're free, for now... |
19.4% | ||
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Whoops! Lost All Your Moneyy
You forgot to pay your loan and lost all your money! Too bad! |
18.7% | ||
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A Rich Man's Game
You finished a game with over 50,000 networth! Congratulations! |
17.9% | ||
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Diversified
Owning at least 10 shares of every stalk and bond? Interesting strategy. I hope it works out for you (get a load of this guy lol) |
15.7% | ||
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Two Commas
Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 million! |
15.1% | ||
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Rookie Numbers
10 wins? You got to pump those numbers up if you want to make it in this racket |
14.2% | ||
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There's Always Next Year
10 loses? Happens to everyone. You're just trying to get your sea legs. It takes some longer than others... |
13.2% | ||
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Old Timer
After 100 yeehaws, it's still tickles my bits to see a familiar face such as yourself |
13.1% | ||
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Fiduciary
Whoa, after 100 wins, looks like you can start making these trades legally (if you want to) |
12.4% | ||
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DSM5 Diagnostic Criteria: Gambling Disorder
1,000 loses? It's time for a talk... |
12.4% | ||
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Three Commas
Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 billion! |
12.3% | ||
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Time to Retire
After 1,000 wins, haven't you made enough money? What could you possibly need any more for? |
12.3% | ||
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Career Change?
Oof, 100 loses? Are you sure you want to keep doing this? I don't think it's working out. |
12.3% |
Completion Playtime
Stats (4)
- 0
- Lifetime Networth
- 0
- Total Wins
- 0
- Total Loses
- 0
- Total Yeehaws Given