Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Captain Ravioli | 100% | 33 | 23h 59m | 23h 59m | 2023-12-05 03:04:12 | ||
| ドゥーンバ | 24.24% | 8 / 33 | 2h 18m | 2023-04-11 18:09:39 | |||
| A DOG approaches. Your action? | 18.18% | 6 / 33 | 1h 30m | 2023-01-09 16:19:19 | |||
| Milk Fan | 36.36% | 12 / 33 | 4h 10m | 2022-11-12 23:53:17 | |||
| Kurikuo | 100% | 33 | 3h 54m | 3h 54m | 2022-11-02 19:11:52 | ||
| Cae | 12.12% | 4 / 33 | 1h 3m | 2022-09-21 21:34:31 | |||
| ivantisocco | 0/ 33 | 2h 49m | |||||
| Sepp | 0/ 33 | 2h 1m | |||||
| gt4 | 0/ 33 | 46m | |||||
| lylat | 0/ 33 | 43m |
| Achievement | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Part-Time Employee
Reach one of the joke endings. |
76.2% | ||
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Wrong Number
Called an available phone number. |
70.7% | ||
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Impending heart attack
Gulped down some form of drink. |
67.6% | ||
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RIP In Peace
You died lmao. |
64.6% | ||
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Parkour
Fell out of bounds. |
64.2% | ||
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Silence!
Interrupt Manger. |
61.8% | ||
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Welcome to Gran Turbismo
Discover the 'Car' dimension. |
53.5% | ||
|
Hackerman
Opened the Church door using a code. |
52.1% | ||
|
Where are the cartoon animals?
Landed a 3 pointer. |
45.1% | ||
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Whale
Obtained an SSR drop from a gacha machine. |
28.3% | ||
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Full-Time Employee
Reach one of the normal endings. |
27.4% | ||
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Lactose
Discovered the secret of the 'Milk' dimension. |
25.9% | ||
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The Developer's Barely-Disguised Fetish
IT'S NOT ME?! IT'S THE OTHER GUY. |
25.3% | ||
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Overachiever
Did a task that wasn't on the list. |
24.7% | ||
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Mr Bones
Gave all bones to The Stranger. |
16.1% | ||
|
Fiend
Encountered a Komodo Dragon. |
15.0% | ||
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Stonks
Obtained a paycheck with a positive number. |
11.3% | ||
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Window Shopping
Spend 15 minutes loitering without picking up the first task sheet during the intro. |
10.8% | ||
|
Crippled
Obtained a paycheck with a negative number. |
8.0% | ||
|
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Achieved all endings. |
6.9% | ||
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God Speedrunner
Beat a "Joke ending" speedrun faster than a time of 0:00:27:00. |
6.5% | ||
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My lungs!
Fed The Flesh some smokes. |
6.1% | ||
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Remember Dashcon?
Stand in the ball-pit for 5 minutes straight. |
5.7% | ||
|
Who the hell is this?
Placed all five polaroid photos on the 'Banned customers' board. |
4.1% | ||
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Mr Hugh Jass
Called all available phone numbers. |
4.0% | ||
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Observator
Read all of the Janitor's notes. |
3.9% | ||
|
[REDACTED]
Read all of the Cult's notes. |
3.2% | ||
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The full picture
Read all Newspapers. |
3.1% | ||
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Mr Worldwide
Visit all dimensions in one playthrough. |
2.7% | ||
|
Ice-cube connoisseur
Read all of Davey's notes. |
2.5% | ||
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Omega Speedrunner
Beat a "Bad ending" speedrun faster than a time of 0:45:11:00. |
2.0% | ||
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Ultimate Speedrunner
Beat a "Good ending" speedrun faster than a time of 0:25:17:00. |
1.7% | ||
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World's best employee of The Month
Achieve all achievements. |
1.5% |