Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| bron99 | 34.48% | 10 / 29 | 3h 24m | 2023-07-17 23:02:27 | |||
| ViddaX | 3.45% | 1 / 29 | 1m | 2022-12-17 17:53:28 | |||
| DDtective | 17.24% | 5 / 29 | 24m | 2022-12-06 21:19:02 | |||
| Cobble Games | 0/ 29 | ||||||
| UnmetPlayer | 0/ 29 | ||||||
| kabopzka | 0/ 29 | ||||||
| FunkeymonkeyTTR | 0/ 29 | ||||||
| Klumb3r | 0/ 29 | ||||||
| Seb | 0/ 29 | ||||||
| GLOVEZ 1 2 3 | 0/ 29 |
| Achievement | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
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OUT OF THE WOODS
Successfully launched the game. Looks like you are not so lazy after all. Congratulations, I guess. |
100.0% | ||
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CAR, WHERE'S MY DUUDE?
Completed Stage 1. They say getting up early is not everyone’s cup of tea or a bottle of beer. |
52.0% | ||
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LOW CREDIT SCORE
Fancy some credits? What are you doing here? Nobody goes here. Were you looking for someone? |
31.0% | ||
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DRAKOOL-AID
Completed Stage 11. Kiss my bat! After wedding day comes wedding night. Play dead, Dracula! |
27.0% | ||
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BACON OF HOPE
Smells like bacon, doesn't taste like bacon. You have burned poolboy's feet to a crisp. |
25.0% | ||
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SHOOT YOUR PANTS
Nice shot. Nothing like shooting hoops to kill time. Even if you are doing time for shooting. |
22.0% | ||
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PILLOW FIGHT NIGHT
Completed Stage 2. What a beautiful sport. Defend the championship belt or lose your pants. |
22.0% | ||
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MOON ON A MAN
Completed Stage 13. Houston, we have a problem and it's you, not me. It's over. Over. |
13.0% | ||
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POOL YOURSELF TOGETHER
Completed Stage 5. Look, we know that girls just want to have fun, but this party is over. |
13.0% | ||
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BUS STOP ON-DEMAND
Completed Stage 7. The wheels fell off the bus and the bus goes round and round all day long. |
9.0% | ||
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BOBBLEDEAD
It's better to collect toys than to contract viruses. You've got it, now give it to that kid. |
7.0% | ||
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A.I. PHONE HOME
Completed Stage 6. You showed them how it's done. Now they can build themselves themelves. |
6.0% | ||
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UNDEAD AND FURIOUS
Completed Stage 8. One small kiss for a scientist, one hell of a zombie outbreak for mankind. |
5.0% | ||
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KNIGHT OF THE ROUND
Completed Stage 10. Legend has it you can still hear the clanging of steel and the dragon's howl. |
4.0% | ||
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DON'T GET TOO PREHISTERICAL
Completed Stage 12. All right, you lazy lizards. We had some fun, but it's about time to go extinct. |
3.0% | ||
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LOCKED UP & LOCKDOWN
Completed Stage 9. Breaking beds, breaking free and breaking law of gravity. |
3.0% | ||
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COUNTING TO THREE
Completed Stage 15. "I'm counting to three" never failed as the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. |
3.0% | ||
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KAIJU SUSHI
Completed Stage 4. We are succesfully resuming the apocalypse. No more delays. |
3.0% | ||
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ROBO TUNING
Chrome strips, new exhaust, additional spoilers. Straight from East Coast Custom Robotics. |
2.0% | ||
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GANGSTER'S PARADISE
Completed Stage 3. Rolled your body onto the crime scene. It means much less paperwork. |
2.0% | ||
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TIL' DEATH DO US FART
Completed Stage 14. Everyone is right where they should be - in their graves. Rest in pizzas. |
2.0% | ||
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CHANGE OF PANTS
Imagine waking up in different clothes than what you fell asleep in. Underwear included. |
1.0% | ||
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I LIKE WHAT YOU DID WITH THE PLACE
Your apartment looks different. Architects were on strike and you renovated it all by yourself? |
1.0% | ||
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GOLDEN SHOWERS OF COIN
You've encountered the majestic Golden Dragon. He generously showers the land with gold. |
1.0% | ||
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PAINTING WITH A LIPSTICK
Nothing like waking up to your lovely bride. Oh, it's just the painting. What a relief. |
1.0% | ||
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I SEE SEA MONSTER
You found the Great Blue Sea Monster. It is a rare sight, and in some countries a rare delicacy. |
1.0% | ||
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FIRE THAT MONSTER
This kaiju looks like it crawled out of the depths of hell. Or it just didn't wear sunscreen today. |
1.0% | ||
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ORANGE BUS
Old bus with new paint job. It looks fresh and sporty, but still stinks so bad and it's always late. |
1.0% | ||
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GAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You've got all the stars. You beat the game, you beat the system. Now beat it. |
0.0% |