Achievement Visibility Global Unlocks Added
You can't jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
69.4% 2016-03-24 23:56:53
2022-12-03 10:26:25
Welcome back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
77.5% 2016-03-24 23:56:53
2023-02-15 16:52:18
Unachievable
It is impossible to get this achievement.
5.8% 2016-03-24 23:56:53
2023-11-29 19:34:24
Speed run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
6.4% 2016-03-24 23:56:53
2024-03-14 17:40:08
Go outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
15.0% 2016-03-24 23:56:53
2024-03-17 18:57:15
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
2.5% 2016-03-24 23:56:53
2023-09-07 04:06:14
Click on door 430 five times.
Click on door 430 five times.
39.1% 2016-03-24 23:56:53
2023-07-04 04:09:12
Beat the game
Complete The Stanley Parable.
79.9% 2016-03-24 23:56:53
2023-12-19 20:14:19
Achievement
This is an achievement.
48.3% 2016-03-24 23:56:53
2024-03-14 17:40:08
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21.8% 2016-03-24 23:56:53
2022-12-03 10:26:25