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I am now a proud eight inches long! *smiles with confidence*
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 8 inches in the game. |
50.0% | ||
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I umm, I am a pretty typical six inches long! Good job Eva! Good job us!
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 6 inches in the game. |
36.6% | ||
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"I survived for a full 60 seconds in that virtual entropy nightmare!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to last at least one minute in a single game. |
36.6% | ||
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12 inches!! How cow! Eat more apples guys! It works!! ..I am living proof!!
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 12 inches in the game. |
33.3% | ||
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"I just bounced off a wall and smashed two big blocks!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to bust two blocks on a single wall bounce. |
26.6% | ||
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I feel so BIG now that I'm a mighty 10 inches in length. ..Don't be jelly now!
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 10 inches in the game. |
23.3% | ||
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"Surviving two full minutes in this madhouse is not easy, but I did it!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to last at least two minutes in a single game. |
20.0% | ||
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"I skillfully reflected off that wall there and then Bam! Blap! Pow! Three big bad blocks dead! Bwah! ha! ha! ha!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to bust three blocks on a single wall bounce. |
20.0% | ||
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"Two feet of virtual loving hot and sexy bliss!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 24 inches in the game. |
16.6% | ||
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I got through the entire "how to" tutorial! WooHoo!
This achievement requires you simply completing the 'How to" tutorial. |
16.6% | ||
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The crazy block gave me a dirty look and then POW!.. Right off the wall I went and he regretted it!
This achievement requires you to destroy 25 or more blocks with bounces off the walls, otherwise called 'bounce kills'. |
16.6% | ||
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I not only completed the tutorial, but I'm a real Pog Champ because I finished it in under five minutes!! Yay me!!
This achievement requires you completing the tutorial in under five minutes. |
13.3% | ||
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"Three minutes of starving, dodging crazed rectangles and just surviving those maniacs! Whew! I'm a real champion, I tell ya!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to last at least three minutes in a single game. |
13.3% | ||
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YAY! I've finally made my MILLION!! ..*whispers: in B_EvaSive*
This achievement requires you surpassing one million total points in all of your games per the game stats. |
10.0% | ||
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"Three feet of goddess like shimmering beauty!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 36 inches in the game. |
10.0% | ||
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"Lasting four minutes in that death dungeon is nothing short of a miracle!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to last at least four minutes in a single game. |
6.6% | ||
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"Five minutes in this ridiuclously overly difficult insanity that some dude named 'ZaxtorGameS' created.. I deserve some kind of award I tell ya!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to last at least five minutes in a single game. |
3.3% | ||
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*FLEXES* "It ain't easy being a little snake, but when you got skills like me.. I just smashed FOUR blocks with a single wall bounce!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to bust four (or more) blocks on a single wall bounce. |
3.3% | ||
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I am a MULTI-MILLIONAIRE baby!! .. I've give you this five million for your blue suade shoes!
This achievement requires you surpassing five million total points in all of your games per the game stats. |
3.3% | ||
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Under so much pressure, lasting a whole minute on average takes massive GOAT skills!
This achievement requires you having 100+ games played in your stats as well as your average game lasting one minute or longer. |
3.3% | ||
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My aunt Helga used to have a really 'bouncy' personality, but she has nothing on me!
This achievement requires you to bounce off the walls 100 or more times in a single game. |
3.3% | ||
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"Four feet is not short when you started at just three inches!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 48 inches in the game. |
3.3% | ||
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"Five feet of slender snake is much more work than your 'to your ass" long hair there human!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 60 inches in the game. |
0.0% | ||
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"WOOO HOOOO!! Nothing short of a true god-like gamer helped me survive ten full minutes of utter madness!!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to last at least TEN MINUTES in a single game. |
0.0% | ||
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"Six feet is 72 inches of beauty but holy hell is this a nightmare to care for!" - Eva.
This achievement requires you to get Eva to get to a length of 72 inches in the game. |
0.0% | ||
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The definition of addiction is a video game where you average a few thousand points per game and total ten million points!
This achievement requires you surpassing ten million total points in all of your games per the game stats. |
0.0% | ||
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WooHoo! I just earned myself a FREE Steam game via ZaxtorGameS! .. (See Forums)
This achievement requires you surpassing 25 million total points in all of your games per the game stats. |
0.0% |