Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 90 | 100% | 85 | 51h 49m | 51h 49m | 2024-04-24 19:46:10 | ||
| Azathall | 2.35% | 2 / 85 | 1h 46m | 2024-04-24 14:56:20 | |||
| Tianar | 22.35% | 19 / 85 | 22h 29m | 2024-04-23 16:00:46 | |||
| Mellow | 14.12% | 12 / 85 | 16h 8m | 2024-04-22 03:59:27 | |||
| AmeliaKills | 31.76% | 27 / 85 | 18h 27m | 2024-04-21 22:08:02 | |||
| alyx | 42.35% | 36 / 85 | 38h 7m | 2024-04-20 18:47:35 | |||
| Jimnebob | 3.53% | 3 / 85 | 5h 11m | 2024-04-19 14:58:13 | |||
| Dragunov | 5.88% | 5 / 85 | 4h 6m | 2024-04-18 22:45:46 | |||
| Poggle566 | 30.59% | 26 / 85 | 33h 48m | 2024-04-14 18:46:27 | |||
| Stuhl-o-mator | 81.18% | 69 / 85 | 37h 26m | 2024-04-13 22:46:39 |
| Achievement | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Big Banger Burnout
Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it |
49.4% | ||
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Spring Fresh
Clean any map adequately |
42.0% | ||
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You're Fired!
Get fired! |
30.8% | ||
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Employee of the Month
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office |
23.4% | ||
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The Mops Of Wrath
Complete Athena's Wrath Level |
20.3% | ||
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Who's for Dinner?
Get eaten |
13.5% | ||
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Bloody Hell!
Mop up 10,000 splats |
13.2% | ||
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Operation Brownwash
Complete Waste Disposal Level |
12.2% | ||
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Anti-Virus
Complete Caduceus Level |
11.3% | ||
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Blaze of Glory
Incinerate 2000 items |
9.3% | ||
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Cold Storage
Complete Frostbite Level |
9.0% | ||
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Surgical Sweeper
Complete Evil Science Level |
9.0% | ||
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Refined
Complete Unrefinery Level |
7.8% | ||
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Thunder Candle
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT |
7.6% | ||
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Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning
Complete Paintenance Level |
7.3% | ||
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Janicide
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge |
7.1% | ||
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Brushed Steel
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level |
7.1% | ||
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Swept Under The Carpet
Complete Uprinsing Level |
5.9% | ||
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Blood Soaked
Spill 100 dirty buckets |
5.8% | ||
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The Day the Funk Died
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire |
5.7% | ||
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Pine Fresh
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level |
5.6% | ||
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Ice-Cold Cleana
Complete Cryogenesis Level |
5.5% | ||
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Pass The Torch
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor |
4.9% | ||
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Lost in Space and Time
Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time |
4.5% | ||
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Cleanliness is Godliness
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
4.4% | ||
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Identity Theft
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office |
4.3% | ||
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Louis and Clean
Complete Gravity Drive Level |
4.3% | ||
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Top Brass
Pick up 800 casings |
4.2% | ||
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Taking Out the Trash
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash |
3.9% | ||
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Bushwhacked
Complete Overgrowth Level |
3.7% | ||
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Pest Control
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level |
3.6% | ||
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Biomassive Breakdown
Complete Incubation Emergency Level |
3.6% | ||
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Crystal Clear
Complete Core Sample Level |
3.5% | ||
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Sanitary Supremacy
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level |
3.5% | ||
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Chew on This!
Throw 100 items into sand traps |
3.5% | ||
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Clean Freak
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave |
3.2% | ||
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Not Quite a Lumberjack
Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper |
3.2% | ||
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First Aid
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits |
3.1% | ||
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Sandblasted
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level |
3.1% | ||
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Back From Whence It Came
Destroy the Bad Banger |
3.1% | ||
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Pedestrian
Track over 20,000 footprints |
3.0% | ||
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Never Put It On
Collect the ring and return it to your office |
2.7% | ||
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Blood in the Water
Go for a swim with Sharks |
2.6% | ||
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Bad Dreams on Helm Street
Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office |
2.6% | ||
|
House of Honor
Clean the entire House of Horror level |
2.5% | ||
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Employee of the Year
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards |
2.5% | ||
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St. Nick's Boomstick
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office |
2.3% | ||
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The Red Nose Knows
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office |
2.3% | ||
|
The Nose Knows
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours |
2.3% | ||
|
The Shimmering
Collect the axe and return it to your office |
2.3% | ||
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Bloody Incompetent
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2.2% | ||
|
Thursday the 12th
Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office |
2.2% | ||
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Double-Oh Dumbass
Foolishly activate the Death Ray |
2.1% | ||
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Rooks Kept
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office |
2.1% | ||
|
Need a Hand?
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic |
2.1% | ||
|
Harroween
Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office |
1.9% | ||
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Wicked Unliving
Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office |
1.9% | ||
|
Eggregious
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office |
1.8% | ||
|
Bob's Legacy
Find Bob |
1.8% | ||
|
Tower of Babel
Build a stack of 10 stools |
1.8% | ||
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We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank
Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy |
1.8% | ||
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Bleach and Clear
Complete Penumbra Level |
1.7% | ||
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Teeth for Tunes
Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark |
1.7% | ||
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Ballistic Weaponry
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office |
1.7% | ||
|
"Red Keycard"
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room |
1.7% | ||
|
Sanitized Earth
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
1.7% | ||
|
Mr. Two Million Dollars
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office |
1.6% | ||
|
Plague Bearer
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something |
1.6% | ||
|
Bins? Limbs!
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times |
1.5% | ||
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One Mop To Rule Them All
Complete All major Official Levels |
1.5% | ||
|
Head Hunter
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! |
1.5% | ||
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Bring the Thunder
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on |
1.4% | ||
|
Master of the Beats
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game |
1.4% | ||
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Death From Above
Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon |
1.4% | ||
|
Head Hunter
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office |
1.4% | ||
|
Disintegrator
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder |
1.3% | ||
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Christmas Crisis Corrected
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off |
1.3% | ||
|
Locked In
Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong |
1.2% | ||
|
Lair Care
Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level |
1.2% | ||
|
Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office |
1.2% | ||
|
Ubermensch
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare |
1.1% | ||
|
Santa Hats Must Die!
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate |
1.1% | ||
|
Cat-astrophe
Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats! |
1.1% | ||
|
Orbital Bang-bardment
Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon |
1.0% | ||
|
Audacious Oddities
Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office |
1.0% |
Completion Playtime
Stats (85)
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- Achievement_Progress_VCA_SpringFresh
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_EmployeeOfMonth
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_Fired
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_Spill100Buckets
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_Incinerate2000Items
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_Mop10000Splats
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_GetEaten
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_800Casings
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_1000Trash
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_SpeedrunPar
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_20000Footprints
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_BlowupColleague
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_HelpingHand
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_BinWrath
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_Medkits
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_Sniffer
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_FeedTheBeast
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_PlasmaFire
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteAthena
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteCaduceus
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteCryo
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteDigsite
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteGreenhouse
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteMedBay
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompletePaintenance
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteSewer
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteUnrefinery
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteAllMaps
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_PassTheTorch
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteGravityDrive
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_BigBanger
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CleanOffice
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_EmployeeOfTheYear
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_IdentityTheft
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_BringThunder
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_ContainBanger
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_PlagueBearer
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_HeadHunter
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteRobot
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteJungle
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_FindBob
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_UnlockBobStash
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_FindCollectibles
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_FindEggs
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_EatenByPortal
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_FindWickedUnliving
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_FindThursday
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_FindBadDreams
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_FindHarroween
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_FindShimmering
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_FindRing
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteHorror
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_DestroyBadBanger
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_Woodchipper
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASR_CompleteCleanup
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASR_ChristmasSaved
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASR_CleanDestruction
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASR_WorseMess
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASR_SantasShotgun
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASR_RudolphNose
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASR_CollectRooksKeep
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASR_CollectBallisticWeapons
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASR_TNTSuicide
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASR_CollectElfHeads
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASR_BurnSantaCaps
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASR_StoolStack
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASR_KillTheFunk
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteIceStation
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteIncubator
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASW_CompleteCleanup
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCASW_2Million
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteAdmin
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteEnergy
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteMantis
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCA_CompleteDarkening
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCAV_FindVulcan
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCAV_CompleteVulcan
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCAV_SharkBlastedBanger
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCAV_SharkAtePlayer
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCAV_FeedSharks
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCAV_DeathRayFired
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCAV_ImprisonPlayer
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCAV_SpaceBeamPlayer
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCAV_SpaceBeamCat
- 0
- Achievement_Progress_VCAV_SpaceBeamBanger