Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jack Trader | 100% | 24 | 4h 33m | 4h 33m | 2024-04-14 22:06:16 | ||
| Om_Nom_Nommy | 4.17% | 1 / 24 | 35m | 2024-04-05 10:34:35 | |||
| DrDannieburger | 8.33% | 2 / 24 | 30m | 2024-04-01 07:37:49 | |||
| 1UpAndy | 70.83% | 17 / 24 | 6h 11m | 2024-03-30 10:29:08 | |||
| Jarnskjoldr | 100% | 24 | 4h 5m | 4h 5m | 2024-03-29 19:30:39 | ||
| MrHappyBuff | 100% | 24 | 2h 53m | 2h 53m | 2024-03-27 01:50:01 | ||
| Jeezy | 100% | 24 | 2h 52m | 2h 52m | 2024-03-11 19:59:47 | ||
| rebelliouswarlock | 50% | 12 / 24 | 2h 39m | 2024-03-07 13:58:54 | |||
| Themoo | 100% | 24 | 3h 54m | 3h 54m | 2024-02-06 10:48:32 | ||
| Master_Pukan | 100% | 24 | 4h 25m | 4h 25m | 2024-01-28 00:15:29 |
| Achievement | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage |
65.8% | ||
|
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich |
53.5% | ||
|
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level |
51.1% | ||
|
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones |
49.4% | ||
|
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight |
49.2% | ||
|
Breaking The Mold
Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities |
48.6% | ||
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Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary |
46.3% | ||
|
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand |
43.8% | ||
|
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face |
41.2% | ||
|
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool |
40.4% | ||
|
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs |
38.9% | ||
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Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop |
38.4% | ||
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Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet |
37.8% | ||
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Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick |
37.8% | ||
|
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions |
35.9% | ||
|
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort |
35.5% | ||
|
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad |
32.3% | ||
|
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options |
31.7% | ||
|
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool |
24.7% | ||
|
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes |
24.0% | ||
|
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world |
23.3% | ||
|
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal |
15.6% | ||
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Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park |
14.3% | ||
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Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant |
14.2% |