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Kasia, wróć!
She's never coming back...
2021-08-14 22:53:32 48.0%
Billiards Pro
That's not actually how you play the game.
2021-08-14 22:49:48 6.2%
Funky Pop!
Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
2021-08-14 22:23:55 70.7%
Not Jesus
The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
2021-08-14 22:21:09
62.4%
Coming Out of the Closet
You got caught...
2021-08-14 22:06:40 29.9%
Saving Lives
You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
2021-08-14 22:02:49 16.8%
Early Adopter
You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
2021-08-14 22:01:23 96.2%
Oops...
You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize...
2021-08-14 18:05:00
17.8%
Clocking In
Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
1.9%
Corrupted
It was only a matter of time...
3.0%
My Masterpiece
Create your first piece of art.
12.2%
Hard Victory
You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.
1.2%
Nerfed
You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.
1.7%
myspacebarisbroken
Defeat her without ever rolling.
1.2%
Godlike
Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.
1.2%
Movin' n Groovin'
Show off your moves.
8.8%
Demon
Accused of being a demon.
0.6%
Eyes In The Sky
Fixed the drone.
0.5%
Flawless Victory
Defeat her without taking damage.
1.2%
Funky Pop Connoisseur
Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!
0.4%
Gang Stalked
Encounter your Federal Agent in the wild for the first time. She kinda cute though...
6.5%
Genocide
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
1.7%
Genocide, But Faster
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.
1.1%
Genocide v2
Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.
1.0%
My New Friend
Who said you can't buy friendship?
1.5%
High Voltage
This isn't safe...
7.2%
I'm Bisexual!
You identify as Bisexual.
7.4%
I'm Gay!
You identify as Gay.
5.2%
Cuck-ception
Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
1.5%
Jackpot!
1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
1.8%
Locked Up
There's only one way out of here now... Well, two actually.
4.0%
Never Forget
"Fell" to your death.
0.5%
New Whip
Feels new, anyway...
2.2%
Night Duty
Worked at night.
0.6%
No Call No Show
Skipped a day of work... How could you?
1.9%
No Escape
Strange...
19.0%
No More Baby!
Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
6.7%
The "Other" Plane
Do these even do anything? The science says no.
2.8%
Out of Bounds
You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
5.5%
Practice Makes Perfect
I'll do better next time...
2.6%
Full of Pride
Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
2.1%
Push It
Push the button. A lot.
1.3%
Red Rocket
I dub thee... "Red Rocket"
1.0%
Room 503
Hm...
7.5%
Seven Hundo
And you can't even do seven...
9.1%
Simpin' Ain't Easy
If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
5.9%
Sneed
Sneed.
1.6%
Making a Mess
That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
1.9%
Stuck
Idiot...
8.2%
System Error
What more would you expect from outsourced code?
1.5%
Terminated
Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.
1.1%
The Heist
You'd do anything to save Tyrone... Even robbing a bank.
1.6%
The Pact
Made a pact with The Dong.
0.9%
The Trash Man
You really will do anything, won't you?
2.1%
Makin' Bacon
Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
1.7%
Pig Roast
Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
1.3%
Walk A Mile In...
Someone else's shoes.
2.8%
The Great Escape
Escaped from jail.
0.5%
Paid in Full
Eh, no one liked her anyway.
9.7%
Baby Grabber
Put him down... Put him down!
3.4%
Zoil Skip
Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
3.5%
Art Connoisseur
Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
1.8%
Strange Device
What are it's motives?
0.6%
Beer Exploit
Are you even going to drink them all?
0.5%
Betrayal
He really liked you, man... How could you?
9.7%
The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!
There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...
2.5%
跑酷
你在这干嘛 ?
4.2%
The Spirit of Christmas
Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.
2.3%