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- +27
- Par
- 28
- Threshold
- 4,221h
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 115,563h
- Estimated
- 4,280h
- Average
- 2018-07-02 18:14:28
- Last Unlock
- 2017-06-04 22:56:01
- Started Playing
- 1 year 1 month 2 days 19 hours 18 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gang记与虫合 | 100% | 28 | 26m | 26m | 2019-08-21 05:21:48 | ||
| purple thong | 28.57% | 8 / 28 | 6h 55m | 2019-08-13 22:27:31 | |||
| Black Brother | 25% | 7 / 28 | 6h 41m | 2019-07-29 12:45:35 | |||
| [☭]-Soviet-Triumph- | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 1h 50m | 2019-07-26 10:10:32 | |||
| sharks | 21.43% | 6 / 28 | 1h 40m | 2019-07-18 11:30:03 | |||
| Alca | 3.57% | 1 / 28 | 1h 5m | 2019-07-11 22:54:54 | |||
| ACDGametame.com Idle-empire.com | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 1h 2m | 2019-07-07 13:22:13 | |||
| Zero Fucks Jordan | 21.43% | 6 / 28 | 1h 32m | 2019-07-06 11:24:51 | |||
| PengWing | 10.71% | 3 / 28 | 22m | 2019-07-06 10:48:25 | |||
| tyothomas | 10.71% | 3 / 28 | 54m | 2019-07-06 06:16:03 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
2018-07-02 18:14:28 | 2.3% | ||
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Go Left
Move to the left. |
23.7% | |||
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Go Right
Move to the right. |
23.6% | |||
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Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
17.8% | |||
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Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
17.1% | |||
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Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
8.3% | |||
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A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
6.3% | |||
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Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
5.5% | |||
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Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
4.6% | |||
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Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
4.2% | |||
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Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
3.6% | |||
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Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
3.3% | |||
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Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
2.7% | |||
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Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
2.6% | |||
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Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
2.2% | |||
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Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
2.0% | |||
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My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
1.9% | |||
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Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
1.7% | |||
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Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
1.7% | |||
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Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
1.6% | |||
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Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
1.1% | |||
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Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
0.9% | |||
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Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
0.7% | |||
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Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
0.6% | |||
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Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
0.6% | |||
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Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
0.5% | |||
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Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
0.5% | |||
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Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
0.5% |
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