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- +27
- Par
- 28
- Threshold
- 4,221h
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 115,563h
- Estimated
- 4,280h
- Average
- 2018-07-02 18:14:28
- Last Unlock
- 2017-06-04 22:56:01
- Started Playing
- 1 year 1 month 2 days 19 hours 18 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| femto-mesi | 60.71% | 17 / 28 | 6h 46m | 2020-05-16 21:53:17 | |||
| Kosmozuikis | 28.57% | 8 / 28 | 2h 42m | 2020-05-12 15:03:53 | |||
| Gearmos | 39.29% | 11 / 28 | 9h 31m | 2020-04-29 14:43:55 | |||
| Raven | 78.57% | 22 / 28 | 7h 34m | 2020-04-27 06:45:37 | |||
| Sashihara | 3.57% | 1 / 28 | 40m | 2020-04-27 00:43:58 | |||
| Sanolier | 3.57% | 1 / 28 | 9m | 2020-04-26 14:04:07 | |||
| BigOne | 3.57% | 1 / 28 | 45m | 2020-04-24 19:23:57 | |||
| NEXGENEEZY | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 38m | 2020-04-24 03:43:22 | |||
| ThePC007 | 21.43% | 6 / 28 | 2h 1m | 2020-04-22 04:21:35 | |||
| Decapitated Unicorn | 100% | 28 | 4h 28m | 4h 28m | 2020-04-21 20:13:48 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
2018-07-02 18:14:28 | 3.1% | ||
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Go Left
Move to the left. |
32.9% | |||
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Go Right
Move to the right. |
32.8% | |||
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Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
24.4% | |||
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Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
23.7% | |||
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Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
11.6% | |||
|
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
8.6% | |||
|
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
7.7% | |||
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Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
6.4% | |||
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Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
5.6% | |||
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Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
5.0% | |||
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Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
4.6% | |||
|
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
3.7% | |||
|
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
3.3% | |||
|
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
3.0% | |||
|
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
2.8% | |||
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My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
2.5% | |||
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Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
2.2% | |||
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Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
2.2% | |||
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Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
2.2% | |||
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Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
2.2% | |||
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Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
1.3% | |||
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Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
1.0% | |||
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Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
0.9% | |||
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Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
0.9% | |||
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Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
0.8% | |||
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Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
0.7% | |||
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Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
0.7% |