- -1
- Par
- 27
- Threshold
- 3h 22m
- Completion
- 7m
- Average
- 2023-02-02 10:29:52
- Last Played
- 2023-04-12 10:42:33
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2020-04-24 03:20:32
- First Unlock & Started
- 3 years 3 days 7 hours 22 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Monkeh | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 1h 19m | 2024-03-16 17:23:12 | |||
Mikiwi8 | 92.86% | 26 / 28 | 2h 51m | 2024-03-09 20:36:05 | |||
fabenus | 14.29% | 4 / 28 | 4h 23m | 2024-03-05 18:53:23 | |||
Freeman | 100% | 28 | 3h 50m | 3h 50m | 2024-02-29 02:59:21 | ||
I WANT ALL THE SMOKE | 100% | 28 | 7h 36m | 7h 36m | 2024-02-27 16:02:48 | ||
Titoncio | 39.29% | 11 / 28 | 8h 35m | 2024-02-20 02:14:35 | |||
Ultrapwnd | 10.71% | 3 / 28 | 23m | 2024-02-19 01:11:16 | |||
BobOnTheInternet | 35.71% | 10 / 28 | 1h 55m | 2024-02-18 05:25:06 | |||
Bau | 10.71% | 3 / 28 | 54m | 2024-01-30 05:11:10 | |||
JubyUnni | 39.29% | 11 / 28 | 3h 57m | 2024-01-28 21:25:46 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
2023-04-12 10:42:33 | 3.8% | ||
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
2023-04-12 10:14:22 | 3.0% | ||
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
2023-04-12 10:12:18 | 4.7% | ||
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
2023-04-12 10:03:08 | 3.7% | ||
Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
2023-04-12 09:57:35 | 3.0% | ||
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
2023-04-12 09:56:01 | 11.1% | ||
Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
2023-04-12 09:52:30 | 1.6% | ||
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
2023-04-12 09:47:27 | 1.5% | ||
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
2023-04-12 09:46:50 | 1.5% | ||
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
2023-04-12 09:40:58 | 10.4% | ||
Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
2023-04-12 09:38:46 | 1.2% | ||
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
2023-04-12 09:38:22 | 3.3% | ||
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
2023-04-12 09:35:30 | 4.2% | ||
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
2023-04-12 09:20:47 | 6.1% | ||
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
2023-04-12 09:12:42 | 15.7% | ||
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2023-04-12 09:10:06 | 2.1% | ||
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
2023-04-12 09:07:18 | 31.9% | ||
Go Right
Move to the right. |
2022-04-20 14:07:11 | 44.8% | ||
Go Left
Move to the left. |
2022-04-20 14:07:09 | 44.9% | ||
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
2022-04-19 14:18:01 | 4.0% | ||
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
2022-04-19 14:08:45 | 6.6% | ||
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
2022-04-19 14:08:42 | 3.1% | ||
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
2022-04-19 13:34:50 | 1.2% | ||
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
2022-04-19 13:34:50 | 1.1% | ||
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
2022-04-19 13:26:11 | 6.7% | ||
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
2022-04-19 13:22:28 | 4.7% | ||
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
2020-04-24 03:43:22 | 9.2% | ||
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
2020-04-24 03:20:32 | 31.7% |