- -2
- Par
- 83
- Threshold
- 35h 5m
- Completion
- 24m
- Average
- 2018-12-11 11:29:25
- Last Played
- 2018-12-11 11:29:03
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2017-12-17 18:27:05
- Previously Completed
- 2016-07-11 05:16:24
- Previously Completed
- 2015-09-12 23:19:09
- First Unlock
- 2015-09-12 16:19:09
- Started Playing
- 3 years 3 months 2 weeks 1 day 19 hours 9 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tianar | 22.35% | 19 / 85 | 22h 29m | 2024-04-23 16:00:46 | |||
| Mellow | 14.12% | 12 / 85 | 15h 35m | 2024-04-22 03:59:27 | |||
| AmeliaKills | 31.76% | 27 / 85 | 18h 27m | 2024-04-21 22:08:02 | |||
| alyx | 42.35% | 36 / 85 | 38h 7m | 2024-04-20 18:47:35 | |||
| Jimnebob | 3.53% | 3 / 85 | 5h 11m | 2024-04-19 14:58:13 | |||
| Dragunov | 5.88% | 5 / 85 | 4h 6m | 2024-04-18 22:45:46 | |||
| Poggle566 | 30.59% | 26 / 85 | 33h 48m | 2024-04-14 18:46:27 | |||
| Stuhl-o-mator | 81.18% | 69 / 85 | 37h 26m | 2024-04-13 22:46:39 | |||
| main noob | 9.41% | 8 / 85 | 8h 21m | 2024-04-11 15:35:39 | |||
| Thicks | 69.41% | 59 / 85 | 154h 25m | 2024-04-11 00:08:34 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Audacious Oddities
Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office |
2018-12-11
11:29:03
|
1.0% | ||
|
Crystal Clear
Complete Core Sample Level |
2018-12-11
11:04:52
|
3.5% | ||
|
Lair Care
Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level |
2018-12-11
09:57:06
|
1.2% | ||
|
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank
Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy |
2018-12-11
09:30:15
|
1.8% | ||
|
Teeth for Tunes
Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark |
2018-12-11
09:03:14
|
1.7% | ||
|
Double-Oh Dumbass
Foolishly activate the Death Ray |
2018-12-11
08:59:16
|
2.1% | ||
|
Orbital Bang-bardment
Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon |
2018-12-11
08:57:39
|
1.0% | ||
|
Death From Above
Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon |
2018-12-11
08:56:36
|
1.4% | ||
|
Cat-astrophe
Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats! |
2018-12-11
08:55:33
|
1.1% | ||
|
Blood in the Water
Go for a swim with Sharks |
2018-12-11
08:53:38
|
2.6% | ||
|
Locked In
Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong |
2018-12-11
08:53:28
|
1.2% | ||
|
Pest Control
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level |
2018-12-11
08:18:16
|
3.6% | ||
|
Bleach and Clear
Complete Penumbra Level |
2018-12-11
07:38:00
|
1.7% | ||
|
Swept Under The Carpet
Complete Uprinsing Level |
2017-12-17
18:27:05
|
5.9% | ||
|
Biomassive Breakdown
Complete Incubation Emergency Level |
2016-07-11
05:16:24
|
3.7% | ||
|
Mr. Two Million Dollars
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office |
2016-07-11
04:25:00
|
1.6% | ||
|
Sanitary Supremacy
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level |
2016-07-11
04:03:26
|
3.5% | ||
|
Cold Storage
Complete Frostbite Level |
2015-12-23
18:20:04
|
9.1% | ||
|
Head Hunter
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! |
2015-12-09
02:22:21
|
1.5% | ||
|
Christmas Crisis Corrected
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off |
2015-12-09
02:14:03
|
1.3% | ||
|
Santa Hats Must Die!
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate |
2015-12-09
02:09:41
|
1.1% | ||
|
Tower of Babel
Build a stack of 10 stools |
2015-12-09
02:03:00
|
1.8% | ||
|
Sanitized Earth
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2015-12-09
01:53:28
|
1.7% | ||
|
St. Nick's Boomstick
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office |
2015-12-09
01:49:51
|
2.4% | ||
|
Ballistic Weaponry
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office |
2015-12-09
01:49:51
|
1.7% | ||
|
Cleanliness is Godliness
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2015-12-09
01:47:02
|
4.4% | ||
|
The Red Nose Knows
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office |
2015-12-09
01:47:02
|
2.3% | ||
|
Rooks Kept
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office |
2015-12-09
01:47:02
|
2.1% | ||
|
The Day the Funk Died
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire |
2015-12-09
01:40:39
|
5.7% | ||
|
Thunder Candle
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT |
2015-12-09
01:39:42
|
7.6% | ||
|
Bloody Incompetent
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2015-12-09
01:38:38
|
2.2% | ||
|
Never Put It On
Collect the ring and return it to your office |
2015-10-29
22:10:35
|
2.7% | ||
|
Bad Dreams on Helm Street
Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office |
2015-10-29
22:10:35
|
2.6% | ||
|
House of Honor
Clean the entire House of Horror level |
2015-10-29
22:10:35
|
2.5% | ||
|
The Shimmering
Collect the axe and return it to your office |
2015-10-29
22:10:35
|
2.3% | ||
|
Thursday the 12th
Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office |
2015-10-29
22:10:35
|
2.2% | ||
|
Wicked Unliving
Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office |
2015-10-29
22:10:35
|
2.0% | ||
|
Harroween
Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office |
2015-10-29
22:10:35
|
1.9% | ||
|
Not Quite a Lumberjack
Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper |
2015-10-29
21:58:35
|
3.2% | ||
|
Lost in Space and Time
Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time |
2015-10-29
21:33:32
|
4.5% | ||
|
Back From Whence It Came
Destroy the Bad Banger |
2015-10-29
21:01:12
|
3.1% | ||
|
Janicide
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge |
2015-09-15
02:12:12
|
7.1% | ||
|
Pass The Torch
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor |
2015-09-15
02:11:36
|
4.9% | ||
|
Pedestrian
Track over 20,000 footprints |
2015-09-15
02:04:03
|
3.0% | ||
|
Bins? Limbs!
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times |
2015-09-15
01:23:51
|
1.5% | ||
|
Taking Out the Trash
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash |
2015-09-15
01:11:23
|
4.0% | ||
|
Top Brass
Pick up 800 casings |
2015-09-15
01:01:23
|
4.2% | ||
|
Louis and Clean
Complete Gravity Drive Level |
2015-09-15
00:39:29
|
4.3% | ||
|
One Mop To Rule Them All
Complete All major Official Levels |
2015-09-15
00:39:29
|
1.5% | ||
|
Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office |
2015-09-15
00:39:29
|
1.2% | ||
|
"Red Keycard"
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room |
2015-09-15
00:25:05
|
1.7% | ||
|
Bring the Thunder
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on |
2015-09-15
00:20:41
|
1.4% | ||
|
Sandblasted
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level |
2015-09-15
00:19:54
|
3.1% | ||
|
Chew on This!
Throw 100 items into sand traps |
2015-09-15
00:12:53
|
3.5% | ||
|
Bob's Legacy
Find Bob |
2015-09-14
23:53:51
|
1.9% | ||
|
Brushed Steel
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level |
2015-09-14
23:31:26
|
7.2% | ||
|
Operation Brownwash
Complete Waste Disposal Level |
2015-09-14
22:54:03
|
12.2% | ||
|
Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning
Complete Paintenance Level |
2015-09-14
22:34:07
|
7.3% | ||
|
Head Hunter
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office |
2015-09-14
22:32:54
|
1.4% | ||
|
Ice-Cold Cleana
Complete Cryogenesis Level |
2015-09-14
21:54:22
|
5.5% | ||
|
Plague Bearer
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something |
2015-09-14
20:34:24
|
1.6% | ||
|
Anti-Virus
Complete Caduceus Level |
2015-09-14
20:30:23
|
11.3% | ||
|
Blaze of Glory
Incinerate 2000 items |
2015-09-14
19:22:51
|
9.4% | ||
|
Pine Fresh
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level |
2015-09-14
19:00:37
|
5.6% | ||
|
Eggregious
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office |
2015-09-14
19:00:37
|
1.8% | ||
|
Blood Soaked
Spill 100 dirty buckets |
2015-09-14
18:16:45
|
5.8% | ||
|
Bushwhacked
Complete Overgrowth Level |
2015-09-14
16:55:04
|
3.7% | ||
|
The Mops Of Wrath
Complete Athena's Wrath Level |
2015-09-13
22:39:10
|
20.3% | ||
|
Ubermensch
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare |
2015-09-13
22:39:10
|
1.1% | ||
|
Need a Hand?
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic |
2015-09-13
21:16:47
|
2.1% | ||
|
Disintegrator
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder |
2015-09-13
20:39:08
|
1.3% | ||
|
The Nose Knows
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours |
2015-09-13
20:08:54
|
2.3% | ||
|
Surgical Sweeper
Complete Evil Science Level |
2015-09-13
10:17:36
|
9.0% | ||
|
Bloody Hell!
Mop up 10,000 splats |
2015-09-13
10:05:48
|
13.3% | ||
|
Employee of the Year
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards |
2015-09-13
07:10:47
|
2.6% | ||
|
First Aid
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits |
2015-09-13
07:10:17
|
3.1% | ||
|
Employee of the Month
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office |
2015-09-13
04:40:26
|
23.5% | ||
|
Identity Theft
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office |
2015-09-13
04:27:11
|
4.3% | ||
|
Spring Fresh
Clean any map adequately |
2015-09-13
04:08:42
|
42.1% | ||
|
Refined
Complete Unrefinery Level |
2015-09-13
04:08:42
|
7.8% | ||
|
Big Banger Burnout
Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it |
2015-09-13
02:06:35
|
49.5% | ||
|
Master of the Beats
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game |
2015-09-13
02:02:29
|
1.4% | ||
|
You're Fired!
Get fired! |
2015-09-12
23:32:25
|
30.9% | ||
|
Who's for Dinner?
Get eaten |
2015-09-12
23:25:48
|
13.6% | ||
|
Clean Freak
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave |
2015-09-12
23:19:09
|
3.3% |