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- -10
- Par
- 30
- Threshold
- 11h 9m
- Completion
- 16m
- Average
- 2021-08-29 11:48:48
- Last Played
- 2023-04-19 16:20:32
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2015-05-12 17:49:17
- First Unlock & Started
- 8 years 2 weeks 4 days 22 hours 31 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ark Strife | 100% | 40 | 4h 13m | 4h 13m | 2024-02-28 16:51:23 | ||
| yamy | 100% | 40 | 10h 27m | 10h 27m | 2023-12-22 14:59:51 | ||
| Ko | 62.5% | 25 / 40 | 10h 52m | 2023-11-15 16:10:53 | |||
| dmitray-k | 100% | 40 | 8h 6m | 8h 6m | 2023-08-20 12:10:04 | ||
| DarkTerminator | 100% | 40 | 4h 24m | 4h 24m | 2023-08-16 16:09:39 | ||
| Sheenz | 100% | 40 | 8h 53m | 8h 53m | 2023-08-03 23:48:42 | ||
| VR_ADDICT | 2.5% | 1 / 40 | 11m | 2023-05-09 04:43:49 | |||
| flinkman | 100% | 40 | 10h 31m | 10h 31m | 2023-05-01 15:43:24 | ||
| Giotto | 100% | 40 | 11h 9m | 11h 9m | 2023-04-19 16:20:32 | ||
| RandomArceus | 100% | 40 | 10h 5m | 10h 5m | 2023-04-16 21:43:32 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Yankmaster
You’ve always loved to yank the ol’ handle! Awarded for hitting a jackpot on any slot machine. |
2023-04-19 16:20:32 | 5.1% | ||
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Fiscally Responsible
Congratulations! You played the entire game without going broke. You never were one to rely on the kindness of strangers! |
2019-04-05 15:52:45 | 13.5% | ||
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Cheapskate Ladykiller
You used the fewest cab rides to get to the endgame! How attractively budget-minded of you! Awarded for getting to Eve’s Penthouse with only seven taxi rides. |
2015-06-02 15:31:41 | 4.7% | ||
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Secret Agent Man
Keep this up and you’ll need a talented-but-undisciplined young sidekick! Awarded for chewing your way through the bungee cords in the Honeymoon Suite. |
2015-06-02 15:14:42 | 4.7% | ||
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Order of the White Pants
Congratulations! You finished the game without once getting peed on by the dog! See? Staying a moving target is not just important in FPS’s. |
2015-05-21 17:12:33 | 17.6% | ||
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Oh. My. God.
You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve. |
2015-05-21 17:11:59 | 33.2% | ||
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
You are so proud. Now don’t tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eve’s hot tub. |
2015-05-21 17:11:08 | 13.2% | ||
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Defying Physics
Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm. |
2015-05-21 17:06:38 | 33.3% | ||
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Something to Tell the Grandkids
She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll. |
2015-05-21 17:06:11 | 16.9% | ||
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Hey, Is This Yours?
Maybe Adam doesn’t need Olga right now, but he could later, when the money’s gone and spending ends, and they don’t come ’round no more. Awarded for showing the love doll to Adam at Studio 69. |
2015-05-21 17:03:00 | 7.5% | ||
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Is This Something To Be Proud of?
Congratulations! You found every possible way to die in this game. Every last one. What would your Mom say? |
2015-05-21 16:45:15 | 3.6% | ||
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Handy to Have Around the House
You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll. |
2015-05-21 16:42:10 | 33.3% | ||
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Law and Order: Lost Wages II
This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse. |
2015-05-21 16:38:31 | 34.9% | ||
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Frontier Pharmacist
At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry. |
2015-05-21 16:31:58 | 34.3% | ||
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Law and Order: Lost Wages
Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window. |
2015-05-21 16:30:15 | 35.6% | ||
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Busted!
You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors. |
2015-05-21 16:22:54 | 21.1% | ||
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Pretty (Gross) Woman
You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber. |
2015-05-21 16:21:34 | 38.2% | ||
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Safe Citizen
It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker. |
2015-05-21 16:21:16 | 38.3% | ||
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Nuclear Crotch
Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber. |
2015-05-21 16:18:58 | 29.9% | ||
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We Would’ve Brought a Gift
But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel. |
2015-05-20 16:14:38 | 40.9% | ||
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Enabler of the Year
Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife. |
2015-05-20 16:11:50 | 50.8% | ||
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Lubber Band
Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store. |
2015-05-20 16:11:50 | 49.2% | ||
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Unexpected Disco Stud
Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69. |
2015-05-20 16:11:50 | 42.3% | ||
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Making Friends Everywhere You Go
You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat. |
2015-05-20 16:03:28 | 35.3% | ||
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Not With My Whale, You Don’t!
Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole. |
2015-05-20 15:57:38 | 35.7% | ||
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I Can Walk the Walk!
Congratulations! You found every possible star on the Larrywood Walk of Shame! Thanks to each of them for Kickstartering us. |
2015-05-20 15:44:09 | 6.1% | ||
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Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On
Congratulations! You used the vibrator on every possible person in the game. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased. That’s why we’re here. |
2015-05-20 15:42:53 | 4.1% | ||
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No Boundaries
You’ll tell anyone, anything - especially a recorded female. Awarded for taking the phone sex quiz. |
2015-05-20 15:34:05 | 12.4% | ||
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The Old and The Hopeless
You’re showing your age, Larry. That company has been gone a long time! Awarded for dialing 1-209-683-6858 on the payphone. |
2015-05-20 15:31:57 | 12.8% | ||
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Credit Watcher Extraordinaire
Didja see yourself? Didja? Huh? Your name was number 8,612! Awarded for giving the coveralls to the Apple Man before purchasing an apple from him. |
2015-05-20 15:26:50 | 6.5% | ||
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Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another?
S’way to go! You’re the living embodiment of the word “tipsy!” Drink ten drinks in a row at Lefty's. |
2015-05-20 15:20:35 | 7.7% | ||
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Is That All There is?
Congratulations! You’ve now heard every joke this comedian knows. |
2015-05-20 15:20:35 | 6.6% | ||
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Swirlie Swan Song
What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom. |
2015-05-20 14:28:52 | 40.6% | ||
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Urine Luck!
Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog. |
2015-05-20 14:14:53 | 43.5% | ||
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You Love This Game!
Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet. |
2015-05-20 14:05:35 | 47.5% | ||
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That’ll Do, Pig
You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet. |
2015-05-20 13:42:20 | 46.3% | ||
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Tool Grabber
You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster. |
2015-05-12 18:29:51 | 47.7% | ||
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Cable Svengali
Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television. |
2015-05-12 18:21:54 | 53.0% | ||
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Road Rash
“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle. |
2015-05-12 18:04:47 | 33.8% | ||
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Mugger Mayhem
You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger. |
2015-05-12 17:49:17 | 71.6% |