Free Game for
Pirates, Vikings, & Knights II
Title
Developer
Publisher
Action, Indie, Free to Play
Genres
PvP
Categories
Released February 12, 2010
Release
85.05
Game Rating
8
Steam Review Score
+160
Par
214
Threshold
3h 53m
Last Unlock Playtime
13h 52m
Estimated
4m
Average
2019-05-25 22:46:53
Last Played
2019-05-25 22:42:05
Last Unlock
2019-05-25 19:09:14
First Unlock & Started
3 hours 32 minutes
Time Taken
6,728
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
2,852
… Players
412
… Expired
1,914
… in Progress
257
… Completed
67h 17m
Completion Playtime Avg.
8m
Completion Playtime Median
21h 30m
Playtime Average
47m
Playtime Median
32.15%
Completion Average
6.87%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
hollowtones 3.05% 8 / 262 1h 3m 2024-03-12 18:06:26
Slick 31.3% 82 / 262 10h 57m 2024-03-10 18:46:02
Guorfila 100% 262 4m 4m 2024-03-04 23:40:05
Bison "Todd of Greed" Zabi 39.31% 103 / 262 25h 26m 2024-02-05 04:34:26
Zordik 0.38% 1 / 262 16m 2024-02-03 14:32:44
El Mohal 14.5% 38 / 262 6h 41m 2024-01-24 18:17:49
Mr. Wolkenlos 100% 262 1m 1m 2023-12-28 09:59:37
ZelnickByDay 11.07% 29 / 262 8h 33m 2023-12-24 00:02:46
ngh 11.07% 29 / 262 5h 15m 2023-12-17 19:34:07
90 90.08% 236 / 262 42h 0m 2023-12-03 18:31:27
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
City Merchant
Win a round on Townsquare while your team has control of all chests
2019-05-25 22:42:05 1.8%
Medieval Justice
In Townsquare, kill an enemy with the cage
2019-05-25 22:42:05 1.7%
Tug The War
Raise the cage on Townsquare for your team and have your team capture all of the chests at the start of the round
2019-05-25 22:39:29 1.6%
Feeding Fishies
Win a round in tw_tortuga by getting the last kill with the shark or piranhas
2019-05-25 22:38:02 1.6%
You Wood
As a Bondi, collect 50 missed bolts/arrows from the environment (not pickups)
2019-05-25 22:31:05
2.0%
Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick
2019-05-25 22:30:11 3.9%
Keeper's Finders
Capture and hold at least one territory for an entire round on te_tortuga
2019-05-25 22:28:48 1.9%
Captain's Quarters!
Win a game on te_tortuga in under 6 minutes
2019-05-25 22:28:48 1.9%
YeeHaa!
Win 10 rounds in Desertruin
2019-05-25 22:26:24
1.6%
Once Bitten, Frost Shy
Win 10 rounds in Frostbite
2019-05-25 22:26:24
1.6%
Long Distance Relationship
Kill an enemy with the atlatl or flatbow from 100 ft
2019-05-25 22:20:53 1.9%
I'm Invincible!
Kill 20 enemies in a single life
2019-05-25 22:07:48
4.2%
Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
2019-05-25 21:59:32
28.9%
Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
2019-05-25 21:57:47 21.2%
Purple Heart
Die 10 times without getting a single kill
2019-05-25 21:46:39
25.2%
Elizabeth Cross
For your service against insurmountable odds, we present you
2019-05-25 21:46:39
5.4%
Keg Whore
Kill 500 enemies with the keg
2019-05-25 21:42:49
3.6%
Public Enemy #1
Be Nemesis for 5 players or more
2019-05-25 21:24:52 2.2%
Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
2019-05-25 21:07:04 7.5%
From Davy Jones' Locker
Kill 5 enemies after you have already been slain
2019-05-25 21:00:36
8.4%
Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
2019-05-25 21:00:36 4.4%
Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
2019-05-25 20:58:40 5.8%
Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
2019-05-25 20:57:22 30.8%
Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
2019-05-25 20:57:21 11.8%
Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
2019-05-25 20:49:40 3.8%
Heart Of Gold
Win a round on Island as the Knights without letting the enemy teams capture a chest (12+ Players)
2019-05-25 20:46:16 4.9%
Stop That!
This is getting far too silly
2019-05-25 20:30:38
18.5%
Full Measure
Wipe out 8 players by yourself on LTS in one round (12+ Players)
2019-05-25 20:29:25 1.6%
Old Age Doesn't Come Alone
Conquer a territory with 4 other Gestirs
2019-05-25 20:29:25 1.6%
The Governator
Win 3 rounds in a row on Town (12+ Players)
2019-05-25 20:25:01 3.8%
Half Measure
Wipe out 4 players by yourself on LTS in one round (12+ Players)
2019-05-25 20:25:01 2.1%
Sand Blasted
Win a game playing Sandstorm in under 6 minutes (12+ Players)
2019-05-25 20:18:47 4.4%
Fond Of Sharp Things?
Capture and hold the Weapons Cache for an entire round without losing it once. (12+ Players)
2019-05-25 20:18:47 2.0%
Treaty Of Friendship
Conquer each Sandstorm territory with the help of at least 2 people every time (12+ Players)
2019-05-25 20:17:10 1.9%
Lord Of The Grove
Capture all chests in Pinegrove before the other teams capture any (12+ Players)
2019-05-25 20:11:28 2.1%
Grave Robber
Win 3 rounds in a row on Gravedanger (12+ Players)
2019-05-25 20:07:10 3.8%
Capitalism
Win a round on Forgotten while your team has control of all chests (12+ Players)
2019-05-25 20:04:13 4.4%
Giddy Up
Keep control of both territories in Cara for at least 60 seconds (12+ Players)
2019-05-25 19:57:46 2.1%
Have A Nice Trip
Fall to your death
2019-05-25 19:54:54
38.5%
The Chosen One
Start with the Trinket and end with the Trinket without dropping or passing it (12+ players)
2019-05-25 19:44:17 3.8%
Final Strike
Get the final kill in a round of Last Team Standing (12+ Players)
2019-05-25 19:38:33 9.9%
Immaculate Immortals
Win a game of Last Team Standing without losing a single teammate (12+ Players)
2019-05-25 19:38:33 8.5%
First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
2019-05-25 19:38:21 25.7%
Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
2019-05-25 19:27:53 17.2%
In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
2019-05-25 19:27:53 4.1%
Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
2019-05-25 19:27:19 10.9%
999th Way To Die
Kill an enemy by using a gate
2019-05-25 19:26:08 3.4%
Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
2019-05-25 19:20:58 13.9%
Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
2019-05-25 19:12:05
23.0%
Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
2019-05-25 19:12:05
9.8%
I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
2019-05-25 19:11:08 7.7%
I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
2019-05-25 19:10:01 20.0%
Pitchin' A Tent
They just thought you were happy to see them
2019-05-25 19:10:01
6.6%
Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
2019-05-25 19:09:14 5.7%
The Last Supper
Die shortly after picking up a food pickup
30.3%
Asleep With The Fishies!
Die while in combat underwater
29.9%
I Wish To Register A Complaint!
Parrot dies within 1 second of release
27.2%
Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
19.5%
Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
19.1%
Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
16.0%
Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
15.6%
Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
14.9%
A Worthy Sacrifice
Die to a Developer or Tester
14.6%
You're Not So Special
Kill a player during their special (excluding Berserker and MAA)
13.9%
Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
13.7%
Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
13.5%
Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
13.0%
I'll Be Blunt
Kill an enemy using the blunt end of the Huscarl's axe
12.6%
Sharpshooter
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Sharpshooter
12.5%
Boom, Headshot!
Kill an enemy with a headshot from your rifle
12.3%
Weakling!
Die from Berserker rage
12.2%
Huscarl
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Huscarl
12.0%
Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
11.8%
This Is Madness!
Fall to your death from being kicked
11.8%
Trapped Mouse
Die in one of the traps in Temple that was triggered by an enemy
9.7%
Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
9.4%
Time Of Need
Defend 5 teammates who are Pushing up Daisies
9.4%
Ungrateful
Kill a Developer or Tester
9.2%
Tricky Shot
Kill 5 enemies with ricocheted projectiles
8.5%
I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
8.3%
Dinah
Fail to realize the usefulness of the cutlass
8.1%
Crack Rabbit
Jackrabbits are close cousins of Jack the donkey
7.9%
This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
7.4%
Sniper Elite
Kill an enemy with the rifle from 110ft
7.3%
I'm Burnin' For You
Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena
7.3%
Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
7.1%
One Man Army
Kill 15 enemies carrying a Trinket
6.6%
This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
6.5%
It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
6.4%
Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
6.4%
Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
6.2%
Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
6.2%
Clay Pigeon
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your longbow or crossbow
6.1%
Parrot Murderer
Kill 100 enemy parrots
6.1%
Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
6.1%
See You Next Fall
Fall to your death 50 times
6.0%
Cross Country
Steal a chest from each team in one life
6.0%
Great Balls Of Fire
Kill 2 enemies with a single blunderbuss special
6.0%
Man-at-Arms
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Man-at-Arms
6.0%
Know How To Aim
Kill 200 enemies with a ranged weapon
6.0%
Gunslinger
Kill 5 enemies with your rifle or artisan pistol in a single life
5.8%
Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
5.8%
Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
5.8%
Parlor Tricks
Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
5.7%
Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
5.6%
Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
5.4%
Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
5.3%
Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
5.3%
El Lobizon
Kill an enraged berserker with your artisan pistol
5.3%
A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
5.1%
Part O' The Crew
Joined the PVKII Official Game Group
5.0%
Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
5.0%
Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
5.0%
Do The Hot Sauce
Kill 2 enemies with a single shield dash special
5.0%
Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
5.0%
Mad Jack Churchill
Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword
4.9%
Angry Bare Shirt
Kill 3 enemies with a single berserk special
4.8%
I Has A Parrot
Kill 25 enemies with the parrot
4.7%
Powder Party
Kill 2 enemies with a single rifle special
4.7%
My Sword Skills Are Highly Venerated
Kill 1000 enemies in hand to hand combat
4.7%
I'm A Mighty Pirate!
Gain 1000 Points as a Pirate
4.6%
I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
4.6%
Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
4.6%
I Be Unstoppable!
Kill 50 enemies whilst holding your team's Trinket
4.6%
Knights Of Ni!
Gain 1000 Points as a Knight
4.5%
Valhal Awaits Me!
Gain 1000 Points as a Viking
4.5%
Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
4.4%
You Shall Not Pass!
Defend territories from enemies 15 times
4.3%
Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
4.3%
Belle Of The Ball
Don't drop the soap
4.3%
Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
4.3%
Sharp Pointy Teeth!
That's no ordinary rabbit!
4.2%
Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides
4.2%
Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
4.1%
Kills First, Aim Second
Use your shield dash special as you fall to your death
4.1%
Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
4.0%
Keep The Distance
Kill 1000 enemies with a ranged weapon
4.0%
Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
4.0%
Pecker Of Doom
Kill 75 enemies with the parrot
3.9%
My Precious!
Kill 50 enemies that are carrying a chest
3.9%
Phluck You!
Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow
3.9%
Sword At A Gunfight
Kill 10 enemies with your pistol who have recently damaged you with a melee weapon
3.9%
Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
3.9%
Head Hunter
Perform 50 headshots with the rifle
3.8%
Cling, Clang, Clunk!
Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
3.8%
POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
3.7%
Equal Opportunity Eviscerator
Kill a pirate and knight enemy with a single swing of the two-handed axe
3.7%
Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
3.7%
Enemy Of PETA
Kill 1000 enemy parrots
3.7%
Ding Dong Death!
Cause an enemy to be crushed by the bell in Gravedanger
3.6%
Souvlaki
Kill 3 enemies with a single spear dash special
3.6%
Billy The Kid
Kill 3 enemies with the rifle or artisan pistol within 10 seconds
3.6%
So, Come Take A Drink...
Whilst carrying a Trinket, heal 10,000 points of life to nearby teammates
3.6%
Hollywood Physics
Cause 5 enemies to fall to their death by blasting them with your blunderbuss
3.6%
True Secret Of Sword Fighting
Taunt directly 10 enemies you kill with a melee weapon
3.5%
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the short sword
3.5%
A True Hooker
Kill 100 enemies with the hook
3.5%
Retirement Fund
Capture 100 chests as a Gestir
3.5%
Seaxmachine
Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
3.5%
Crusader
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the two-handed sword
3.5%
Arr, A Little Help Over Here
Shield me brothers!
3.5%
Axes Of Evil
Kill 100 enemies using your thrown axes
3.5%
Ranged Whore
Kill 5000 enemies with a ranged weapon
3.5%
Ringing Bells
Perform 10 headshots from within 10 ft with the rifle on Heavy Knights
3.5%
Age Of Gunpowder
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your artisan pistol
3.5%
Laughing Out Loud
Oho ho ho, that slaps me on the knee!
3.5%
Sharing Is Caring
Pass the Trinket to a teammate 10 times when on low health
3.5%
Iron Clad Axemower
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the axe/sword combo
3.5%
They See Me Rollin'
They hatin'
3.4%
Unlimited Power!
Cause 5 enemies to be struck down by lightning in Town
3.4%
Pris De Fer
Kill 100 enemies using your two-handed sword's parry counter attacks
3.4%
Street Sweeper
Son, I am disappoint
3.4%
Captain Blackbeard
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using the cutlass
3.4%
Blitzkrieg
Gain 250 assists in which the killer is an Archer
3.4%
Disturbance In The Force
Cause five enemies to be consumed by restless souls in Gravedanger
3.4%
Pride of Odin
The pointy end goes into the other man
3.4%
Swab The Deck, Cabin Boys!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Pirate
3.4%
For King And Country!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Knight
3.4%
One Does Not Simply Walk Into Valhalla
Kill 1000 enemies while enraged
3.4%
Woodsman
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your throwing axes
3.4%
By Odin's Beard!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Viking
3.4%
Worth The Wait
Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest
3.4%
Monsieur Limbhurt
Kill 3 enemies with the halberd while pushing up daisies
3.3%
Tree Hugger
Capture a neutral chest first before anyone else in Pinegrove
3.1%
Kick Up A Fuss
Kill 10 enemies by kicking them into hazards
2.9%
Foot Hand Eye Coordination
Kick a player then kill them with a range weapon while still mid-air
2.9%
Less Is Moorish
Win a round without capturing a third territory in Sandstorm
2.9%
Frenchy Wenchy
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 3 players with your crossbow in a single round
2.8%
Bondi
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Bondi
2.8%
Variété
As a Man-at-Arms, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
2.8%
Sacre Blur!
Kill an enemy while blinded
2.7%
Mind Your Own Business
Kill 2 enemies with a single fart special
2.6%
Grim Reaper
Kill 10 enemies in a single life as the Man-at-Arms
2.6%
Early Bird
Be the first one to capture a territory or booty on your team by yourself as a Skirmisher
2.5%
Macetro
Kill 4 enemies in a single life with your mace and buckler
2.5%
Golden Ball
Kick a rolling player 10 times
2.4%
Feel My Shaft Within
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
2.4%
Doeth Thou Scoff Verily?
Directly taunt every enemy class as Man-at-Arms
2.4%
French Kiss
Headshot 50 enemies with the crossbow
2.4%
Garderobes
Oh, wee wee!
2.4%
Meat Tenderizer
Kill 100 enemies using your mace
2.4%
The One Who Knocks
Stun 100 enemies with the buckler
2.3%
Parisian Harvest
Amass 1,000,000 points of damage against your enemies using your halberd
2.3%
Omlette Au Perroquet
As Man-at-Arms, bash 10 parrots with your buckler
2.3%
He Did It To Me!
Kick someone into a hazard after being kicked a second before
2.3%
I Get A Kick Out Of You
Kill 100 enemies by kicking them into hazards
2.3%
War Has Changed
Dominate an enemy Archer
2.3%
Fifty Shades Of Gestir
As Gestir kill a single enemy by using all of your weapons on them
2.3%
The Promised Land
Conquer a territory 3 times in a single life
2.3%
War, War Never Changes
Dominate an enemy Sharpshooter
2.3%
Assigir's Challenge
Kill each class on the enemy teams at least once in a row
2.3%
Seven Years In The Making
Win 7 rounds in Pinegrove
2.2%
Le Lapin Sauté
As MaA, kill 100 players whilst jumping in the air
2.2%
French Submarine
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 50 enemies while swimming
2.2%
Robyn Hode
Return 200 chests
2.1%
Taste Of His Own
Cause a Skirmisher to die by kicking/bashing the keg back
2.1%
Beast Mode
Kill 3 enemies with Rapid Fire special in one life
2.0%
Art Of Defense
Kill a total of 50 enemies with a counter-attack by perfect parrying them
2.0%
Ragnarok Is A Pony
Win 10 rounds on Cara
2.0%
Horsin' Around
Contest a horse territory in Cara at least 60 seconds
2.0%
Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll
2.0%
John Connor
Kill 50 bots
2.0%
My House!
Stay in a chest zone for 1 minute when team has winning ticket count of 10 or under
2.0%
Bondi, Janus Bondi
Dominate an Archer or a Sharpshooter
2.0%
Was The Sun In Your Eyes?
Kill 20 enemies in a te_sandstorm’s sandstorm
1.9%
Here's Lookin At You Kid
Send 5 enemies to their deaths in the spike pits of Sandstorm
1.9%
Triple Crown
Win 3 rounds for each team on Cara
1.9%
Reinventing Archery
Kill 10 enemies with Rapid Fire special
1.8%
Spamalot
Land 15 consecutive arrows
1.7%
Hunting Season
Kill 3 enemies with the flatbow within 10 seconds
1.7%
Raised By Wolves
Kill 20 enemies while they are in mid-air using either your flatbow or atlatl
1.7%
Pinned Down
Block 10,000 ranged damage with the shield
1.6%
Holdin' Down The Fort
Win 10 rounds in Fort
1.6%
Garrison Fort
Cause someone to die by releasing the death barrel in tw_fort
1.6%
Premature Detonation
Kill 2 enemies with a keg by shooting it with the flintlock
1.6%
Absolute Sentience
Whoops, you got dominated by a bot?
1.6%
The Gutting
Kill 25 enemies using the seax
1.6%
Go Berserk!
Destroy 3 shields in one life as Berserker
1.6%
Watch Me Right Hook!
Kill 100 enemies with the punch
1.5%
Green Streak
Kill 3 enemies in a fart cloud using your dual wield
1.5%
We're Having Parrot Tonight
Hunt down 20 enemy parrots with the flatbow
1.5%
Hiding in The Daisies
Kill 2 enemies in a row using Rapid Fire special while pushing up daisies
1.5%
Lay Low Aim High
Kill 5 enemies with atlatl headshot while crouched and not moving
1.5%
Green Team
Assist 100 kills as Bondi
1.5%
Coup de Grâce
Kill 4 enemies affected by a single Man-at-Arms special
1.5%
House Of Wolves
Assist 100 kills with throwing axes
1.5%
Skjalg's Surprise Ending
Win a round on tw_fort using the barrel for the last kill
1.5%
Got Something To Prove Kid?
Amass 1000 objective points as a Bondi
1.4%
Anyway You Slice It
Amass 100,000 points of damage against your enemies using the seax
1.4%
Rise Of The Machines
Kill 250 bots
1.0%
Completion Playtime
Including hidden & invalid profiles