Goat Simulator

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Game for
Goat Simulator
Title
Developer
Publisher
Casual, Indie, Simulation
Genres
Remote Play on TV Remote Play Together
Categories
Released April 01, 2014
Release
USD 9.99
Price
87.54
Game Rating
62
Metacritic Score
8
Steam Review Score
+54
Par
65
Threshold
9,287
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
8,004
… Players
570
… Expired
5,587
… in Progress
588
… Completed
52h 21m
Completion Playtime Avg.
27h 21m
Completion Playtime Median
14h 58m
Playtime Average
3h 36m
Playtime Median
24.91%
Completion Average
11.81%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
Lacy 17.32% 22 / 127 15h 58m 2019-12-07 00:58:15
loomkoom 16.54% 21 / 127 5h 56m 2019-12-07 00:44:00
Alex 49.61% 63 / 127 8h 37m 2019-12-05 22:42:00
Vintendi 3.15% 4 / 127 42m 2019-12-04 09:36:59
Lunaza 22.83% 29 / 127 13h 6m 2019-12-04 00:57:20
pex2205 62.99% 80 / 127 20h 45m 2019-12-02 13:55:18
Revenantal 20.47% 26 / 127 3h 43m 2019-12-01 19:36:24
Jake the Doge 41.73% 53 / 127 9h 32m 2019-11-30 22:10:46
diego 100% 127 1m 1m 2019-11-29 21:12:22
Matt 17.32% 22 / 127 15h 13m 2019-11-25 16:01:32
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
2018-08-29 20:24:48 12.7%
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
2018-08-29 20:16:17 21.5%
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
2018-08-29 20:05:22 53.8%
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
2018-08-29 20:03:21 30.4%
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
2018-08-29 20:02:04 38.6%
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
2018-08-29 19:44:06 53.8%
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
2018-08-29 19:38:40 53.0%
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
2018-08-29 19:38:22 58.1%
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
2018-08-29 19:37:32 43.2%
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
2018-08-29 19:31:15 50.3%
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
2018-08-29 19:30:36 51.1%
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
55.9%
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
37.4%
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
37.3%
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
35.9%
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
32.1%
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
26.8%
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
25.4%
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
24.9%
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
21.6%
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
20.4%
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
18.7%
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
18.5%
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
17.9%
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
17.1%
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
14.9%
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
12.8%
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
12.2%
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
11.3%
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
10.2%
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
8.8%
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
8.8%
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
8.1%
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
7.8%
Jörgen
Jörgen.
7.6%
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
7.2%
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
6.9%
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
5.7%
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
5.5%
Don't Panic
srsly
5.5%
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
5.2%
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
5.2%
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
5.2%
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
4.8%
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
4.7%
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
4.6%
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
4.5%
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
4.5%
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
4.4%
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
4.3%
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
4.2%
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
4.2%
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
4.1%
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
3.8%
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
3.8%
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
3.8%
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
3.7%
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
3.7%
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
3.4%
I am Bread
Are you bread?
3.4%
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
3.4%
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
3.3%
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
3.1%
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
3.1%
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
3.0%
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
2.9%
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
2.8%
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
2.6%
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2.5%
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
2.5%
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2.4%
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2.4%
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
2.2%
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
2.2%
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2.1%
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2.0%
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
2.0%
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
1.9%
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
1.9%
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
1.9%
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
1.9%
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
1.9%
BFF
Lick a friend
1.8%
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
1.7%
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
1.7%
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
1.6%
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
1.6%
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
1.5%
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
1.5%
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
1.5%
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
1.5%
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
1.4%
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
1.4%
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
1.4%
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
1.3%
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
1.3%
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
1.3%
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
1.3%
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
1.3%
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
1.3%
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
1.3%
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
1.3%
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
1.3%
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
1.3%
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
1.3%
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
1.2%
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
1.2%
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
1.2%
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
1.2%
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
1.2%
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
1.2%
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
1.2%
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
1.2%
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
1.1%
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
1.1%
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
1.1%
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
1.1%
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
1.0%
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
1.0%
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
1.0%
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
1.0%
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
0.9%
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
0.9%
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
0.9%
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
0.9%
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
0.9%
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
0.9%
Including hidden & invalid profiles