Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
2023-05-09 00:09:20 1.6%
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
2023-05-09 00:01:15 1.9%
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
2023-05-08 23:58:31 3.3%
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
2023-05-08 23:55:34 1.6%
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
2023-05-08 23:25:36 1.9%
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
2023-05-08 23:10:39 1.6%
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
2023-05-08 22:58:07 1.6%
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
2023-05-08 22:12:38 1.9%
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
2023-05-08 22:09:30 2.2%
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
2023-05-08 21:58:13 2.9%
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
2023-05-08 21:54:50 5.6%
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
2023-03-07 01:39:41 2.3%
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
2023-03-04 04:12:49 2.2%
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
2023-03-01 19:14:13 1.7%
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
2023-02-26 20:07:46 4.5%
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
2023-02-26 20:02:57 3.9%
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
2023-02-26 20:01:55 5.1%
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
2023-02-26 19:57:46 3.2%
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2023-02-26 17:17:58 2.8%
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
2023-02-26 17:14:15 1.8%
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
2023-02-25 14:50:24 2.0%
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
2023-02-24 02:39:45 8.2%
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
2023-02-23 12:58:31 2.4%
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
2023-02-21 23:16:06 8.4%
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
2023-02-18 23:28:43 5.2%
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
2023-02-18 00:30:43 4.9%
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
2023-02-15 23:20:31 4.2%
Jörgen
Jörgen.
2023-02-11 19:10:11 7.4%
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
2023-02-10 00:57:03 3.3%
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
2023-02-04 01:18:32 4.5%
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
2023-02-02 00:45:06 5.7%
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
2023-02-02 00:44:28 5.2%
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2023-02-02 00:30:54 2.4%
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
2023-02-02 00:30:11 3.9%
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
2023-02-02 00:29:28 4.9%
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
2023-01-20 23:57:04 9.4%
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
2022-12-15 00:53:42 10.6%
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
2022-12-15 00:53:18 12.0%
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
2022-12-15 00:47:51 20.7%
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
2022-12-15 00:47:42 19.7%
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2022-12-12 01:08:35 2.5%
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
2022-12-12 01:00:18 4.4%
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
2022-12-12 00:56:31 4.1%
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2022-12-12 00:51:08 2.8%
Don't Panic
srsly
2022-12-12 00:49:19 5.5%
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
2022-12-12 00:48:09 3.5%
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
2022-12-12 00:44:14 7.1%
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
2022-12-12 00:33:36 2.9%
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
2022-12-12 00:23:27 7.2%
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
2022-12-12 00:19:10 36.3%
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
2022-12-12 00:18:16 7.8%
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
2022-12-12 00:15:54 3.5%
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
2022-12-10 20:01:08 23.1%
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
2022-12-10 00:10:57 8.7%
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
2022-12-08 23:01:38 4.3%
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
2022-12-08 23:00:23 3.8%
BFF
Lick a friend
2022-12-08 22:56:07 2.0%
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
2022-12-08 22:52:30 16.9%
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
2022-12-08 22:52:00 3.2%
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
2022-12-07 23:51:26 50.6%
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
2022-12-06 23:52:43 3.1%
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
2022-12-05 20:34:10 3.0%
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
2022-12-03 20:31:35 16.6%
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
2022-12-02 19:19:35 37.5%
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
2022-12-02 02:17:30 29.5%
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
2022-11-26 20:30:52 25.5%
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
2022-11-26 20:30:40 26.9%
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
2022-11-26 00:22:27 4.7%
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
2022-11-26 00:09:39 11.9%
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
2022-11-26 00:02:54 18.7%
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
2022-11-26 00:01:17 17.2%
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
2022-11-26 00:00:49 17.1%
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
2022-11-25 23:59:55 35.2%
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
2022-11-25 23:57:15 4.8%
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
2022-11-25 23:56:00 48.2%
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
2022-11-25 23:55:09 13.7%
I am Bread
Are you bread?
2022-11-25 23:53:20 4.2%
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
2022-11-25 23:47:26 5.6%
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
2022-11-25 23:38:58 30.4%
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
2022-11-25 23:37:14 52.2%
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
2022-11-25 23:36:15 49.1%
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
2022-11-25 23:33:44 11.6%
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
2022-11-25 23:32:39 33.1%
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
2022-11-25 23:29:58 4.0%
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
2022-11-25 23:26:45 41.6%
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
2022-11-25 14:45:03 51.0%
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
2022-11-25 14:44:46 55.9%
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
2022-11-25 00:05:09 53.9%
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
1.3%
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
1.5%
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
1.7%
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
1.9%
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
1.6%
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
1.9%
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
1.5%
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
2.6%
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
1.4%
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
1.3%
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
2.1%
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
1.4%
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
1.5%
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
1.5%
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
1.5%
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
1.7%
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
1.7%
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
1.6%
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
1.8%
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2.5%
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
1.6%
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
2.5%
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
1.6%
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
1.5%
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
1.5%
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
1.7%
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
1.7%
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
1.3%
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
1.8%
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
2.6%
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
1.5%
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
1.8%
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
1.4%
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
1.3%
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
1.6%
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
1.5%
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
2.8%
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
1.3%
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
2.1%