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Goat Simulator

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Goat Simulator
Title
Developer
Publisher
Casual, Indie, Simulation
Genres
Family Sharing Remote Play Together Remote Play on TV
Categories
Released April 01, 2014
Release
USD 9.99
Price
89.10
Game Rating
62
Metacritic Score
8
Steam Review Score
-1
Par
22
Threshold
16h 31m
Last Unlock Playtime
90h 8m
Estimated
52m
Average
2021-06-06 06:40:57
Last Played
2020-11-28 06:52:50
Last Unlock
2020-02-17 15:00:10
First Unlock
2015-06-25 07:55:29
Started Playing
5 years 6 months 2 days 22 hours 57 minutes
Time Taken
21,866
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
18,742
… Players
360
… Expired
13,846
… in Progress
1,424
… Completed
68h 57m
Completion Playtime Avg.
24h 29m
Completion Playtime Median
17h 37m
Playtime Average
3h 33m
Playtime Median
23.47%
Completion Average
11.02%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
Ftp.v1 ! 30.71% 39 / 127 3h 1m 2024-03-29 02:11:09
ThePugHybrid 97.64% 124 / 127 20h 57m 2024-03-28 17:22:30
Diesel292 100% 127 3h 25m 3h 25m 2024-03-27 11:08:11
imaprosto 27.56% 35 / 127 6h 47m 2024-03-23 11:48:40
Super Monkey Ball 2 99.21% 126 / 127 89h 14m 2024-03-21 20:35:49
FruitCober 59.84% 76 / 127 11h 52m 2024-03-21 10:14:26
Mercedes Benzema 51.97% 66 / 127 5h 53m 2024-03-16 13:07:29
Zera of Palestein 28.35% 36 / 127 7h 7m 2024-03-16 00:12:35
LuãSemNComTil 90.55% 115 / 127 45h 27m 2024-03-15 16:56:37
sebi 11.81% 15 / 127 2h 2m 2024-03-12 19:52:18
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
2020-11-28 06:52:50 7.2%
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
2020-07-19 03:31:35 33.1%
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
2020-07-04 10:22:45 17.2%
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
2020-07-04 09:53:28 36.3%
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
2020-07-04 09:06:58 17.1%
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
2020-07-04 08:35:06 30.4%
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
2020-06-05 12:37:27 18.7%
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
2020-06-05 12:26:17 35.2%
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
2020-06-05 12:25:15 51.0%
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
2020-06-05 12:24:42 55.9%
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
2020-05-17 05:59:14 49.1%
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
2020-05-17 05:43:59 41.6%
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
2020-05-17 05:43:06 20.7%
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
2020-04-15 08:58:07 25.5%
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
2020-04-15 08:57:38 26.9%
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
2020-04-04 09:25:41 29.5%
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
2020-03-17 14:18:11 50.6%
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
2020-03-17 14:15:34 16.6%
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
2020-02-19 14:04:24 37.5%
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
2020-02-19 12:55:11 52.2%
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
2020-02-19 12:49:11 2.2%
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
2020-02-17 15:01:24 53.9%
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
2020-02-17 15:00:10 48.2%
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
23.1%
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
19.7%
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
16.9%
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
13.7%
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
12.0%
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
11.9%
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
11.6%
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
10.6%
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
9.4%
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
8.7%
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
8.4%
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
8.2%
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
7.8%
Jörgen
Jörgen.
7.4%
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
7.1%
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
5.7%
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
5.6%
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
5.6%
Don't Panic
srsly
5.5%
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
5.2%
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
5.2%
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
5.1%
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
4.9%
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
4.9%
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
4.8%
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
4.7%
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
4.5%
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
4.5%
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
4.4%
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
4.3%
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
4.2%
I am Bread
Are you bread?
4.2%
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
4.1%
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
4.0%
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
3.9%
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
3.9%
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
3.8%
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
3.5%
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
3.5%
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
3.3%
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
3.3%
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
3.2%
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
3.2%
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
3.1%
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
3.0%
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
3.0%
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
2.9%
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2.8%
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
2.8%
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2.8%
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
2.6%
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
2.6%
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2.5%
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2.5%
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
2.5%
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
2.4%
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2.4%
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
2.3%
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
2.2%
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
2.1%
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
2.1%
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
2.0%
BFF
Lick a friend
2.0%
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
1.9%
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
1.9%
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
1.9%
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
1.9%
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
1.9%
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
1.8%
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
1.8%
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
1.8%
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
1.8%
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
1.7%
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
1.7%
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
1.7%
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
1.7%
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
1.7%
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
1.7%
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
1.6%
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
1.6%
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
1.6%
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
1.6%
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
1.6%
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
1.6%
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
1.6%
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
1.6%
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
1.6%
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
1.5%
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
1.5%
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
1.5%
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
1.5%
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
1.5%
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
1.5%
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
1.5%
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
1.5%
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
1.5%
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
1.4%
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
1.4%
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
1.4%
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
1.3%
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
1.3%
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
1.3%
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
1.3%
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
1.3%
Completion Playtime
Including hidden & invalid profiles