Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. 		2017-08-07 03:04:42
49.1%
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park. 		2017-08-07 02:51:03 47.7%
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500. 		2017-08-07 01:29:15 31.4%
KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. 		2017-07-18 08:46:40
31.8%
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. 		2017-07-18 08:15:03 52.5%
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items. 		2017-07-18 08:03:28 45.4%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. 		2017-07-18 08:01:46
59.5%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. 		2017-07-18 06:14:38 66.5%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. 		2017-07-18 06:09:45 48.9%
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon. 		2017-07-17 07:52:55 73.1%
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park. 		2017-07-17 07:19:16 66.8%
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. 		2017-07-17 06:37:18 64.4%
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK. 		2017-07-17 06:03:15 69.7%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. 		2017-07-17 04:42:20 71.2%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. 		2017-07-17 03:27:09 72.4%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself. 		2017-07-15 03:15:32
36.8%
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart. 		2.5%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. 		6.1%
Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
12.7%
Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
7.9%
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out. 		3.8%
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon. 		48.3%
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon. 		6.2%
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father. 		41.9%
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend. 		2.7%
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. 		9.8%
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times. 		23.7%
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times. 		9.6%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants. 		7.3%
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets. 		35.9%
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes. 		2.7%
Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
13.1%
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes. 		23.2%
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game. 		7.8%
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game. 		2.5%
Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
36.5%
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking. 		12.2%
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. 		12.3%
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. 		46.4%
Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
8.4%
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. 		17.2%
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park. 		30.5%
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items. 		7.7%
Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
5.0%
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures. 		3.1%
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle. 		46.5%
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form. 		3.8%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle. 		15.6%
Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
3.1%
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game. 		10.8%