POSTAL 2

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Game for
POSTAL 2
Title
Developer
Publisher
Indie, Action, Adventure
Genres
Family Sharing
Categories
Released November 02, 2012
Release
USD 9.99
Price
95.13
Game Rating
59
Metacritic Score
9
Steam Review Score
+18
Par
20
Threshold
17m
Last Unlock Playtime
11h 36m
Estimated
8m
Average
2020-07-10 19:24:54
Last Played
2020-07-10 19:16:24
Last Unlock
2020-07-10 19:15:54
First Unlock & Started
24,636
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
19,987
… Players
362
… Expired
11,851
… in Progress
1,610
… Completed
57h 16m
Completion Playtime Avg.
20h 50m
Completion Playtime Median
17h 1m
Playtime Average
4h 8m
Playtime Median
32.13%
Completion Average
16.85%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
Diesel292 100% 89 2h 3m 2h 3m 2024-03-27 11:32:19
TheTerrorFox 21.35% 19 / 89 3h 45m 2024-03-27 11:22:42
Dogmin 20.22% 18 / 89 1h 15m 2024-03-27 04:52:52
Raz 73.03% 65 / 89 40h 57m 2024-03-26 00:11:01
H I M O 55.06% 49 / 89 31h 13m 2024-03-24 08:13:06
Vayne 88.76% 79 / 89 17h 21m 2024-03-23 20:44:20
moonchild5713 61.8% 55 / 89 33h 11m 2024-03-23 20:09:59
Mark 70.79% 63 / 89 26h 53m 2024-03-23 19:49:40
don quixote 78.65% 70 / 89 46h 7m 2024-03-23 19:11:35
EPeG_is_Nekto 14.61% 13 / 89 2h 45m 2024-03-20 08:15:26
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
2020-07-10 19:16:24 30.2%
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
2020-07-10 19:15:54 65.8%
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
61.1%
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
55.5%
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
51.2%
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
51.1%
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
48.5%
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
46.9%
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
44.4%
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
37.1%
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
36.1%
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
33.4%
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
32.4%
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
32.1%
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
29.7%
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
29.3%
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
26.6%
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
26.2%
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
23.8%
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
20.5%
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
20.3%
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
19.7%
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
18.5%
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
18.4%
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
18.3%
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
17.5%
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
16.9%
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
16.9%
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
15.8%
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
15.3%
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
14.5%
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
14.1%
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
13.3%
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
13.1%
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
12.8%
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
12.5%
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
11.0%
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
10.5%
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
10.5%
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
9.7%
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
9.7%
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
9.5%
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
9.4%
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
9.4%
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
9.3%
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
9.2%
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls.
9.2%
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
9.1%
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
8.8%
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
8.6%
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
8.5%
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
8.4%
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
8.3%
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
8.3%
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree.
7.6%
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
6.9%
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
6.5%
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
6.5%
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
6.1%
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
6.1%
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward.
6.1%
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
5.6%
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
5.5%
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
5.4%
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
5.3%
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
4.9%
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
4.9%
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines.
4.8%
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
4.8%
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
4.7%
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
4.6%
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
4.6%
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
4.5%
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
4.4%
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
4.2%
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
4.1%
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
4.1%
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
3.9%
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
3.8%
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
3.8%
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
3.7%
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
3.7%
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
3.6%
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
3.4%
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
3.4%
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
3.4%
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
3.1%
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
3.1%
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
3.1%
Completion Playtime
Including hidden & invalid profiles