Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Cat-astrophe
Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats! 		2018-12-23 14:49:56
1.1%
Lair Care
Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level 		2018-12-23 14:47:29
1.2%
Teeth for Tunes
Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark 		2018-12-23 14:25:23
1.7%
Audacious Oddities
Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office 		2018-12-23 14:20:05
1.0%
Orbital Bang-bardment
Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon 		2018-12-23 14:18:54
1.0%
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank
Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy 		2018-12-23 13:55:41
1.8%
Death From Above
Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon 		2018-12-23 12:54:41
1.4%
Double-Oh Dumbass
Foolishly activate the Death Ray 		2018-12-23 11:25:46
2.1%
Locked In
Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong 		2018-12-23 11:15:57
1.2%
Blood in the Water
Go for a swim with Sharks 		2018-12-23 11:08:48
2.6%
Pest Control
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level 		2018-12-23 10:57:54
3.6%
Bleach and Clear
Complete Penumbra Level 		2018-12-15 21:24:05
1.7%
Crystal Clear
Complete Core Sample Level 		2018-12-15 00:10:04
3.5%
Swept Under The Carpet
Complete Uprinsing Level 		2018-05-07 13:11:49
5.9%
Need a Hand?
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic 		2017-01-24 11:37:51
2.1%
Pedestrian
Track over 20,000 footprints 		2017-01-24 11:33:37
3.0%
Disintegrator
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder 		2017-01-24 10:58:55
1.3%
Head Hunter
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office 		2017-01-23 16:20:25
1.4%
Eggregious
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office 		2017-01-23 15:27:38
1.8%
Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office 		2017-01-20 23:41:57
1.2%
"Red Keycard"
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room 		2017-01-20 21:45:41
1.7%
Bob's Legacy
Find Bob 		2017-01-20 20:06:35
1.8%
Plague Bearer
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something 		2017-01-14 21:34:50
1.6%
Santa Hats Must Die!
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate 		2016-12-31 11:59:13
1.1%
Christmas Crisis Corrected
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off 		2016-12-30 23:07:16
1.3%
Bins? Limbs!
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times 		2016-12-30 21:49:08
1.5%
Harroween
Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office 		2016-12-28 23:37:04
1.9%
Wicked Unliving
Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office 		2016-12-28 23:37:04
1.9%
Thursday the 12th
Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office 		2016-12-28 23:37:04
2.2%
The Shimmering
Collect the axe and return it to your office 		2016-12-28 23:37:04
2.3%
Bad Dreams on Helm Street
Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office 		2016-12-28 23:37:04
2.6%
Never Put It On
Collect the ring and return it to your office 		2016-12-28 23:37:04
2.7%
House of Honor
Clean the entire House of Horror level 		2016-12-28 23:37:03
2.5%
Back From Whence It Came
Destroy the Bad Banger 		2016-12-28 23:33:33
3.1%
Not Quite a Lumberjack
Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper 		2016-12-28 23:07:42
3.2%
Lost in Space and Time
Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time 		2016-12-28 21:30:13
4.5%
Ballistic Weaponry
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office 		2016-12-27 22:31:52
1.7%
Head Hunter
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! 		2016-12-27 22:27:53
1.5%
Rooks Kept
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office 		2016-12-27 22:27:53
2.1%
St. Nick's Boomstick
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office 		2016-12-27 22:27:53
2.3%
The Red Nose Knows
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office 		2016-12-27 22:27:53
2.3%
Sanitized Earth
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off 		2016-12-27 22:25:56
1.7%
Cleanliness is Godliness
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off 		2016-12-27 22:25:56
4.4%
Tower of Babel
Build a stack of 10 stools 		2016-12-27 20:26:07
1.8%
Bloody Incompetent
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off 		2016-12-27 20:10:05
2.2%
The Day the Funk Died
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire 		2016-12-21 21:51:17
5.7%
Thunder Candle
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT 		2016-12-21 20:47:15
7.6%
Mr. Two Million Dollars
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office 		2016-12-21 20:41:57
1.6%
Sanitary Supremacy
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level 		2016-11-28 21:24:43
3.5%
First Aid
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits 		2016-11-27 18:16:38
3.1%
Ubermensch
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare 		2016-11-27 18:10:54
1.1%
Taking Out the Trash
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash 		2016-11-27 17:37:18
3.9%
Chew on This!
Throw 100 items into sand traps 		2016-11-27 17:20:33
3.5%
Employee of the Year
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards 		2016-11-27 16:12:29
2.5%
One Mop To Rule Them All
Complete All major Official Levels 		2016-11-27 16:12:29
1.5%
Surgical Sweeper
Complete Evil Science Level 		2016-11-27 16:12:29
9.0%
Ice-Cold Cleana
Complete Cryogenesis Level 		2016-11-27 14:06:32
5.5%
Top Brass
Pick up 800 casings 		2016-11-27 13:06:34
4.2%
Bring the Thunder
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on 		2016-11-25 23:39:48
1.4%
Sandblasted
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level 		2016-11-25 23:38:22
3.1%
Who's for Dinner?
Get eaten 		2016-11-25 21:02:07
13.5%
Brushed Steel
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level 		2016-11-23 22:51:41
7.1%
The Nose Knows
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours 		2016-11-23 22:26:17
2.3%
Pine Fresh
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level 		2016-11-20 15:50:15
5.6%
Blaze of Glory
Incinerate 2000 items 		2016-11-20 14:06:38
9.3%
Louis and Clean
Complete Gravity Drive Level 		2016-11-17 23:15:22
4.3%
Bloody Hell!
Mop up 10,000 splats 		2016-11-17 22:12:11
13.2%
Blood Soaked
Spill 100 dirty buckets 		2016-11-17 21:56:39
5.8%
Biomassive Breakdown
Complete Incubation Emergency Level 		2016-11-17 00:49:07
3.6%
Clean Freak
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave 		2016-11-05 20:35:30
3.2%
Master of the Beats
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game 		2016-11-05 20:00:43
1.4%
Bushwhacked
Complete Overgrowth Level 		2016-11-05 18:15:35
3.7%
Anti-Virus
Complete Caduceus Level 		2016-11-05 16:40:26
11.3%
Identity Theft
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office 		2016-11-05 14:47:04
4.3%
Refined
Complete Unrefinery Level 		2016-11-05 14:47:04
7.8%
Cold Storage
Complete Frostbite Level 		2016-11-01 21:30:34
9.0%
Janicide
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge 		2016-11-01 20:28:37
7.1%
Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning
Complete Paintenance Level 		2016-10-30 19:03:04
7.3%
Operation Brownwash
Complete Waste Disposal Level 		2016-10-30 16:52:00
12.2%
Employee of the Month
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office 		2016-10-30 16:51:59
23.4%
Big Banger Burnout
Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it 		2016-10-30 16:28:23
49.4%
Pass The Torch
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor 		2016-10-30 15:04:20
4.9%
The Mops Of Wrath
Complete Athena's Wrath Level 		2016-10-30 14:06:39
20.3%
You're Fired!
Get fired! 		2016-10-30 09:21:34
30.8%
Spring Fresh
Clean any map adequately 		2016-10-29 21:13:56
42.0%