Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Vicenzo | 100% | 33 | 5h 14m | 5h 14m | 2023-12-09 00:20:21 | ||
| Doc Meow | 45.45% | 15 / 33 | 3h 50m | 2023-10-30 00:49:27 | |||
| patanu102 | 30.3% | 10 / 33 | 1h 58m | 2023-09-19 19:59:47 | |||
| Stefan8000 | 3.03% | 1 / 33 | 20m | 2023-07-16 14:02:15 | |||
| The Stranger | 30.3% | 10 / 33 | 1h 35m | 2023-07-01 07:01:06 | |||
| brokenhyperlink | 27.27% | 9 / 33 | 2h 36m | 2023-03-19 20:20:18 | |||
| RileyTheScarletKing | 45.45% | 15 / 33 | 2h 49m | 2022-12-01 01:02:03 | |||
| MjrKuffenbach | 39.39% | 13 / 33 | 1h 58m | 2022-10-10 23:37:42 | |||
| justice lemon | 57.58% | 19 / 33 | 3h 34m | 2022-10-10 07:01:43 | |||
| Meowzers26 | 18.18% | 6 / 33 | 3h 1m | 2022-10-07 05:57:30 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Amnesia badge
Fashionable and compulsory... what's not to love? |
81.5% | |||
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Important book
If you bought this book, that means that you are very intelligent. |
61.5% | |||
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TennisRacket
Offers solid feel and stability while still light enough to quickly protect your face. |
51.8% | |||
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Employee of the Decade
Does not come with an increase in pay. |
48.3% | |||
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X-rays
The 'No' centre of the hippocampus is clearly damaged. |
37.4% | |||
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Ankle bracelet
Unfortunately, you're still allowed within 200 meters of a MegaMart. |
34.9% | |||
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Photocopier
"Worth stealing for— paper jam? Again!?" |
33.7% | |||
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Mind opening crystal
Opens minds, wallets and skulls. |
32.0% | |||
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Creator bracelets
He can take many forms... including the wrong one. |
30.5% | |||
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Cheesy Laptop
Excess cheddar voids the warranty. |
30.0% | |||
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Potted cactus
But where was she going without ever knowing the way? |
28.0% | |||
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Fake degree
Nobody checks these things... right? |
27.8% | |||
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Influencer's phone
It's just a prank, bro!' is not a valid legal defence. |
26.4% | |||
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Fake moustache
Would someone with a moustache lie to you? |
24.4% | |||
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Porcelein possum
You listened to facts about Possums. You must love them very much! |
23.4% | |||
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Megaphone
Heightens the users volume <i>AND</i> credibility! |
23.0% | |||
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Possum
Naww, look at his beady little eyes! His twitchy little nose! His frothy little mouth... |
22.9% | |||
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A million bucks
Tasteful briefcase for when you absolutely must onshore dark money. |
22.5% | |||
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Podcast microphone
So high fidelity, it's like there's a boss right there in the room with you! |
22.4% | |||
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Diana
She eats better than you, probably. |
21.3% | |||
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Memorial portrait
Died doing what she loved: Enjoying her favourite influencer. |
20.9% | |||
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Ball and chain
Worth it...? |
20.8% | |||
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Nuclear football
Who needs policies anyway? |
19.3% | |||
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Reminder
Disagreehab isn't usually this effective... |
19.2% | |||
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Bestie's ribbon
Only just falls within the MegaMart allowance for self-expression. |
18.5% | |||
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Kitchen Knife
Extremely well used... just not for cooking. |
18.2% | |||
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Filthy bucket
Emptied one a month, washed once a year. |
17.1% | |||
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Influencer's Necklace
Solid gold, just like his content. |
16.1% | |||
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Rose
The heart wants what it wants. |
13.6% | |||
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Torch
The batteries always last until they're needed. |
13.2% | |||
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Waifu-Chan Poster
Designed to appeal to those who don't. |
10.7% | |||
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Trucker Hat
Ayup. That's a hat. |
10.0% | |||
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Muzzle
Go ahead, ask him for leave. He won't bite... probably. |
8.0% |