- +14
- Par
- 55
- Threshold
- 44h 31m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 47h 40m
- Estimated
- 1h 5m
- Average
- 2020-01-14 03:19:11
- Last Played
- 2023-10-24 00:46:15
- Last Unlock
- 2015-12-28 00:11:35
- First Unlock
- 2015-12-27 18:11:35
- Started Playing
- 7 years 11 months 1 week 6 hours 34 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Stuhl-o-mator | 81.18% | 69 / 85 | 37h 26m | 2024-04-13 22:46:39 | |||
| main noob | 9.41% | 8 / 85 | 8h 21m | 2024-04-11 15:35:39 | |||
| Thicks | 69.41% | 59 / 85 | 154h 25m | 2024-04-11 00:08:34 | |||
| Jimmichanga | 100% | 85 | 89h 37m | 89h 37m | 2024-04-09 22:37:28 | ||
| alyx | 40% | 34 / 85 | 35h 44m | 2024-04-09 17:50:28 | |||
| Barely Even Human | 69.41% | 59 / 85 | 65h 27m | 2024-04-02 19:42:56 | |||
| Feel Good. | 100% | 85 | 61h 15m | 61h 15m | 2024-04-02 16:21:20 | ||
| Assume I have 400 Ping | 21.18% | 18 / 85 | 43h 59m | 2024-04-02 00:04:42 | |||
| Derpy | 96.47% | 82 / 85 | 67h 4m | 2024-03-31 14:45:20 | |||
| Freeman | 4.71% | 4 / 85 | 14m | 2024-03-29 19:00:02 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Harroween
Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office |
2023-10-24
00:46:15
|
1.9% | ||
|
Never Put It On
Collect the ring and return it to your office |
2023-10-24
00:45:56
|
2.8% | ||
|
Bad Dreams on Helm Street
Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office |
2023-10-24
00:45:56
|
2.6% | ||
|
House of Honor
Clean the entire House of Horror level |
2023-10-24
00:45:56
|
2.5% | ||
|
The Shimmering
Collect the axe and return it to your office |
2023-10-24
00:45:56
|
2.4% | ||
|
Thursday the 12th
Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office |
2023-10-24
00:45:56
|
2.2% | ||
|
Wicked Unliving
Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office |
2023-10-24
00:45:56
|
2.0% | ||
|
Lost in Space and Time
Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time |
2023-10-23
23:31:33
|
4.6% | ||
|
Back From Whence It Came
Destroy the Bad Banger |
2023-10-23
20:49:19
|
3.2% | ||
|
Not Quite a Lumberjack
Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper |
2023-10-23
20:12:09
|
3.3% | ||
|
Ice-Cold Cleana
Complete Cryogenesis Level |
2023-09-24
20:35:44
|
5.6% | ||
|
Head Hunter
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office |
2023-09-24
20:35:44
|
1.4% | ||
|
Top Brass
Pick up 800 casings |
2023-06-02
06:16:23
|
4.3% | ||
|
Brushed Steel
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level |
2023-05-25
05:51:17
|
7.3% | ||
|
Blood Soaked
Spill 100 dirty buckets |
2023-05-25
03:54:00
|
5.9% | ||
|
Pine Fresh
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level |
2023-05-24
02:16:52
|
5.7% | ||
|
Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning
Complete Paintenance Level |
2023-05-21
22:28:33
|
7.4% | ||
|
Bushwhacked
Complete Overgrowth Level |
2020-01-14
02:54:37
|
3.8% | ||
|
Identity Theft
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office |
2020-01-14
02:54:33
|
4.3% | ||
|
Bloody Hell!
Mop up 10,000 splats |
2020-01-14
00:22:04
|
13.5% | ||
|
Rooks Kept
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office |
2019-01-01
23:23:42
|
2.2% | ||
|
Clean Freak
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave |
2019-01-01
23:05:45
|
3.3% | ||
|
You're Fired!
Get fired! |
2019-01-01
22:27:56
|
31.1% | ||
|
The Red Nose Knows
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office |
2019-01-01
22:12:38
|
2.4% | ||
|
Sanitized Earth
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2019-01-01
22:12:38
|
1.7% | ||
|
Cleanliness is Godliness
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2019-01-01
20:18:51
|
4.4% | ||
|
St. Nick's Boomstick
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office |
2019-01-01
20:18:51
|
2.4% | ||
|
Christmas Crisis Corrected
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off |
2019-01-01
20:18:51
|
1.3% | ||
|
Anti-Virus
Complete Caduceus Level |
2019-01-01
03:51:05
|
11.5% | ||
|
Blaze of Glory
Incinerate 2000 items |
2019-01-01
02:57:47
|
9.5% | ||
|
Ballistic Weaponry
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office |
2018-12-31
23:35:52
|
1.7% | ||
|
Bloody Incompetent
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2018-12-31
23:33:03
|
2.2% | ||
|
Head Hunter
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! |
2018-12-31
23:33:03
|
1.5% | ||
|
Tower of Babel
Build a stack of 10 stools |
2018-12-31
23:31:47
|
1.8% | ||
|
Thunder Candle
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT |
2018-12-31
22:28:10
|
7.7% | ||
|
The Day the Funk Died
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire |
2018-12-31
22:18:21
|
5.8% | ||
|
Employee of the Month
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office |
2018-12-31
05:53:39
|
23.8% | ||
|
Spring Fresh
Clean any map adequately |
2015-12-28
05:15:00
|
42.4% | ||
|
Surgical Sweeper
Complete Evil Science Level |
2015-12-28
05:15:00
|
9.2% | ||
|
Big Banger Burnout
Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it |
2015-12-28
05:00:39
|
49.8% | ||
|
Pass The Torch
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor |
2015-12-28
00:11:35
|
4.9% | ||
|
The Mops Of Wrath
Complete Athena's Wrath Level |
20.4% | |||
|
Who's for Dinner?
Get eaten |
13.8% | |||
|
Operation Brownwash
Complete Waste Disposal Level |
12.3% | |||
|
Cold Storage
Complete Frostbite Level |
9.2% | |||
|
Refined
Complete Unrefinery Level |
7.9% | |||
|
Janicide
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge |
7.2% | |||
|
Swept Under The Carpet
Complete Uprinsing Level |
6.0% | |||
|
Louis and Clean
Complete Gravity Drive Level |
4.4% | |||
|
Taking Out the Trash
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash |
|
4.0% | ||
|
Biomassive Breakdown
Complete Incubation Emergency Level |
3.7% | |||
|
Chew on This!
Throw 100 items into sand traps |
3.6% | |||
|
Crystal Clear
Complete Core Sample Level |
3.6% | |||
|
Pest Control
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level |
3.6% | |||
|
Sanitary Supremacy
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level |
3.5% | |||
|
First Aid
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits |
|
3.2% | ||
|
Pedestrian
Track over 20,000 footprints |
|
3.1% | ||
|
Sandblasted
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level |
3.1% | |||
|
Blood in the Water
Go for a swim with Sharks |
2.6% | |||
|
Employee of the Year
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards |
|
2.6% | ||
|
The Nose Knows
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours |
|
2.4% | ||
|
Double-Oh Dumbass
Foolishly activate the Death Ray |
2.1% | |||
|
Need a Hand?
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic |
|
2.1% | ||
|
Bob's Legacy
Find Bob |
1.9% | |||
|
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank
Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy |
1.8% | |||
|
Eggregious
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office |
|
1.8% | ||
|
Bleach and Clear
Complete Penumbra Level |
1.7% | |||
|
Teeth for Tunes
Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark |
1.7% | |||
|
"Red Keycard"
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room |
1.7% | |||
|
Mr. Two Million Dollars
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office |
1.6% | |||
|
Plague Bearer
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something |
1.6% | |||
|
Bring the Thunder
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on |
1.5% | |||
|
Bins? Limbs!
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times |
|
1.5% | ||
|
One Mop To Rule Them All
Complete All major Official Levels |
1.5% | |||
|
Disintegrator
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder |
|
1.4% | ||
|
Death From Above
Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon |
1.4% | |||
|
Master of the Beats
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game |
1.4% | |||
|
Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office |
|
1.3% | ||
|
Lair Care
Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level |
1.3% | |||
|
Locked In
Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong |
1.3% | |||
|
Ubermensch
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare |
1.2% | |||
|
Cat-astrophe
Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats! |
1.1% | |||
|
Santa Hats Must Die!
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate |
|
1.1% | ||
|
Audacious Oddities
Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office |
1.0% | |||
|
Orbital Bang-bardment
Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon |
1.0% |