- -43
- Par
- 38
- Threshold
- 130h 50m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 6h 24m
- Estimated
- 1h 36m
- Average
- 2023-03-02 12:13:01
- Last Played
- 2024-01-13 15:55:14
- Last Unlock
- 2014-12-27 07:53:30
- First Unlock & Started
- 9 years 2 months 4 days 8 hours 1 minute
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 90 | 100% | 85 | 51h 49m | 51h 49m | 2024-04-24 19:46:10 | ||
| Azathall | 2.35% | 2 / 85 | 1h 46m | 2024-04-24 14:56:20 | |||
| Tianar | 22.35% | 19 / 85 | 22h 29m | 2024-04-23 16:00:46 | |||
| Mellow | 14.12% | 12 / 85 | 16h 8m | 2024-04-22 03:59:27 | |||
| AmeliaKills | 31.76% | 27 / 85 | 18h 27m | 2024-04-21 22:08:02 | |||
| alyx | 42.35% | 36 / 85 | 38h 7m | 2024-04-20 18:47:35 | |||
| Jimnebob | 3.53% | 3 / 85 | 5h 11m | 2024-04-19 14:58:13 | |||
| Dragunov | 5.88% | 5 / 85 | 4h 6m | 2024-04-18 22:45:46 | |||
| Poggle566 | 30.59% | 26 / 85 | 33h 48m | 2024-04-14 18:46:27 | |||
| Stuhl-o-mator | 81.18% | 69 / 85 | 37h 26m | 2024-04-13 22:46:39 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Bins? Limbs!
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times |
2024-01-13
15:55:14
|
1.5% | ||
|
Harroween
Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office |
2024-01-13
15:44:05
|
1.9% | ||
|
The Red Nose Knows
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office |
2023-11-13
12:44:17
|
2.3% | ||
|
Ubermensch
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare |
2023-06-18
14:49:12
|
1.1% | ||
|
Bloody Incompetent
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2023-06-17
17:36:21
|
2.2% | ||
|
Double-Oh Dumbass
Foolishly activate the Death Ray |
2023-06-17
16:42:36
|
2.1% | ||
|
Death From Above
Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon |
2023-06-17
16:29:28
|
1.4% | ||
|
Cat-astrophe
Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats! |
2023-06-17
16:27:38
|
1.1% | ||
|
Orbital Bang-bardment
Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon |
2023-06-17
16:27:38
|
1.0% | ||
|
Audacious Oddities
Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office |
2023-06-17
15:57:38
|
1.0% | ||
|
Lair Care
Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level |
2023-06-17
15:57:37
|
1.2% | ||
|
Blood in the Water
Go for a swim with Sharks |
2023-06-13
11:16:45
|
2.6% | ||
|
Teeth for Tunes
Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark |
2023-06-13
11:16:36
|
1.7% | ||
|
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank
Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy |
2023-06-12
12:41:24
|
1.8% | ||
|
Mr. Two Million Dollars
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office |
2023-05-26
13:07:42
|
1.6% | ||
|
Sanitary Supremacy
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level |
2023-05-26
13:03:08
|
3.5% | ||
|
Sanitized Earth
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2023-05-23
12:13:17
|
1.7% | ||
|
Tower of Babel
Build a stack of 10 stools |
2023-05-18
14:06:08
|
1.8% | ||
|
Thunder Candle
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT |
2023-05-17
11:52:17
|
7.6% | ||
|
Rooks Kept
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office |
2023-05-17
11:24:58
|
2.1% | ||
|
Ballistic Weaponry
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office |
2023-05-17
11:24:58
|
1.7% | ||
|
Santa Hats Must Die!
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate |
2023-05-17
11:23:45
|
1.1% | ||
|
St. Nick's Boomstick
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office |
2023-05-16
12:12:25
|
2.3% | ||
|
Head Hunter
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! |
2023-05-16
12:12:25
|
1.5% | ||
|
Cleanliness is Godliness
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off |
2023-05-16
12:12:24
|
4.4% | ||
|
Christmas Crisis Corrected
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off |
2023-05-16
12:12:24
|
1.3% | ||
|
The Day the Funk Died
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire |
2023-05-07
12:47:28
|
5.7% | ||
|
Lost in Space and Time
Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time |
2023-05-06
12:49:38
|
4.5% | ||
|
Never Put It On
Collect the ring and return it to your office |
2023-05-06
12:44:53
|
2.7% | ||
|
Bad Dreams on Helm Street
Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office |
2023-05-06
12:44:53
|
2.6% | ||
|
House of Honor
Clean the entire House of Horror level |
2023-05-06
12:44:53
|
2.5% | ||
|
The Shimmering
Collect the axe and return it to your office |
2023-05-06
12:44:53
|
2.3% | ||
|
Thursday the 12th
Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office |
2023-05-06
12:44:53
|
2.2% | ||
|
Wicked Unliving
Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office |
2023-05-06
12:44:53
|
1.9% | ||
|
Not Quite a Lumberjack
Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper |
2023-04-17
07:29:57
|
3.2% | ||
|
Back From Whence It Came
Destroy the Bad Banger |
2023-04-17
07:19:22
|
3.1% | ||
|
Taking Out the Trash
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash |
2023-04-16
06:22:18
|
3.9% | ||
|
Bleach and Clear
Complete Penumbra Level |
2023-04-13
05:26:26
|
1.7% | ||
|
One Mop To Rule Them All
Complete All major Official Levels |
2023-04-13
05:26:26
|
1.5% | ||
|
Need a Hand?
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic |
2023-04-12
06:04:14
|
2.1% | ||
|
Pest Control
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level |
2023-03-11
14:25:29
|
3.6% | ||
|
Crystal Clear
Complete Core Sample Level |
2023-03-02
12:12:42
|
3.5% | ||
|
Swept Under The Carpet
Complete Uprinsing Level |
2023-02-23
13:32:39
|
5.9% | ||
|
Top Brass
Pick up 800 casings |
2023-02-17
13:49:58
|
4.2% | ||
|
Biomassive Breakdown
Complete Incubation Emergency Level |
2023-02-16
13:48:13
|
3.6% | ||
|
Employee of the Year
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards |
2023-02-16
13:48:13
|
2.5% | ||
|
Refined
Complete Unrefinery Level |
2023-02-08
13:45:52
|
7.8% | ||
|
Clean Freak
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave |
2023-02-06
13:57:33
|
3.2% | ||
|
Head Hunter
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office |
2023-02-05
13:09:36
|
1.4% | ||
|
Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office |
2023-02-05
13:09:36
|
1.2% | ||
|
Disintegrator
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder |
2023-02-04
12:47:51
|
1.3% | ||
|
First Aid
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits |
2023-02-03
13:16:07
|
3.1% | ||
|
Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning
Complete Paintenance Level |
2023-02-02
13:48:25
|
7.3% | ||
|
"Red Keycard"
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room |
2023-01-29
22:03:13
|
1.7% | ||
|
Bob's Legacy
Find Bob |
2023-01-29
21:39:25
|
1.8% | ||
|
Operation Brownwash
Complete Waste Disposal Level |
2023-01-29
21:36:00
|
12.2% | ||
|
Plague Bearer
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something |
2023-01-27
13:34:31
|
1.6% | ||
|
Anti-Virus
Complete Caduceus Level |
2022-09-04
13:33:48
|
11.3% | ||
|
Bring the Thunder
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on |
2022-08-17
15:25:28
|
1.4% | ||
|
Sandblasted
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level |
2022-08-17
15:06:22
|
3.1% | ||
|
Who's for Dinner?
Get eaten |
2022-08-16
13:09:46
|
13.5% | ||
|
Chew on This!
Throw 100 items into sand traps |
2022-08-07
12:43:51
|
3.5% | ||
|
Surgical Sweeper
Complete Evil Science Level |
2022-07-29
13:16:30
|
9.0% | ||
|
Brushed Steel
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level |
2022-07-06
01:12:16
|
7.1% | ||
|
Identity Theft
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office |
2022-07-06
01:12:16
|
4.3% | ||
|
Blaze of Glory
Incinerate 2000 items |
2022-06-20
09:13:12
|
9.3% | ||
|
Ice-Cold Cleana
Complete Cryogenesis Level |
2022-06-18
10:40:51
|
5.5% | ||
|
Pine Fresh
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level |
2022-05-24
12:16:46
|
5.6% | ||
|
Eggregious
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office |
2022-05-24
12:16:46
|
1.8% | ||
|
The Nose Knows
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours |
2022-05-18
14:56:26
|
2.3% | ||
|
Louis and Clean
Complete Gravity Drive Level |
2022-04-22
13:21:30
|
4.3% | ||
|
Master of the Beats
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game |
2022-04-22
13:03:29
|
1.4% | ||
|
Bushwhacked
Complete Overgrowth Level |
2022-04-15
14:35:00
|
3.7% | ||
|
Cold Storage
Complete Frostbite Level |
2022-04-10
12:58:53
|
9.0% | ||
|
Bloody Hell!
Mop up 10,000 splats |
2022-04-08
13:16:34
|
13.2% | ||
|
Employee of the Month
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office |
2022-03-30
10:21:46
|
23.4% | ||
|
The Mops Of Wrath
Complete Athena's Wrath Level |
2021-04-05
07:16:16
|
20.3% | ||
|
Big Banger Burnout
Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it |
2021-04-05
06:45:48
|
49.4% | ||
|
Spring Fresh
Clean any map adequately |
2014-12-27
16:34:14
|
42.0% | ||
|
You're Fired!
Get fired! |
2014-12-27
07:53:30
|
30.8% | ||
|
Blood Soaked
Spill 100 dirty buckets |
Unlocked
|
5.8% | ||
|
Janicide
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge |
7.1% | |||
|
Pass The Torch
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor |
4.9% | |||
|
Pedestrian
Track over 20,000 footprints |
|
3.0% | ||
|
Locked In
Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong |
1.2% |