- +203
- Par
- 222
- Threshold
- 12m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 2019-07-23 21:38:31
- Last Played
- 2019-07-23 21:38:21
- Last Unlock
- 2019-07-23 21:26:28
- First Unlock & Started
- 11 minutes
- Time Taken
- 2020-11-23
- Expired
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
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RAZOR | 100% | 316 | 5h 4m | 5h 4m | 2022-04-04 18:43:11 | ||
Zelasis | 100% | 316 | 4h 3m | 4h 3m | 2022-02-08 06:04:50 | ||
Trashes | 100% | 316 | 3h 2m | 3h 2m | 2021-06-13 15:24:20 | ||
A dJ | 18.04% | 57 / 316 | 32m | 2021-06-12 06:55:06 | |||
guncowboy | 100% | 316 | 3h 39m | 3h 46m | 2021-03-17 04:49:48 | ||
Jakob | 28.48% | 90 / 316 | 54m | 2021-01-17 11:04:15 | |||
shpasic | 100% | 316 | 4h 13m | 4h 13m | 2021-01-16 12:57:29 | ||
Tsukichild | 100% | 316 | 10h 25m | 10h 25m | 2020-11-18 05:07:31 | ||
Hanni | 100% | 316 | 5h 49m | 5h 49m | 2020-10-23 11:19:50 | ||
Jim Sonromir | 2.53% | 8 / 316 | 4m | 2020-09-05 03:24:26 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
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And last but not least that will blow you...
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2019-07-23 21:38:21 | 32.2% | ||
That will make your grandma dance tango on the table.
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2019-07-23 21:37:51 | 33.0% | ||
A story that will steal your girlfriend and take her out for dinner.
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and god damn pancakes! I know they love pancakes!
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2019-07-23 21:36:51 | 34.8% | ||
and bacon
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2019-07-23 21:36:21 | 35.7% | ||
with eggs
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2019-07-23 21:35:51 | 36.8% | ||
and will make them a warm and healthy breakfast
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2019-07-23 21:35:21 | 38.2% | ||
A story that will take your children and grandchildren
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2019-07-23 21:34:51 | 39.7% | ||
will have problems to not listen to it.
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2019-07-23 21:34:21 | 41.5% | ||
A story so full of story that even the most uninterested once
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2019-07-23 21:33:51 | 43.4% | ||
A story full of despair, love and empty space.
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and this is my story.
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That man is me. Captain Curtain...
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to find one man.
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send out their best soldiers
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the evil empire of the asteroids
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in a galaxy far, far away...
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A long time ago
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Tutorial Done!
Well that wasn't too difficult. |
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...r mind like no one else ever did.
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*making a disturbing sound of cleaning the throat
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So one day I have been on the way to P32X4D
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(that's the name of one of those designer planets
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that they used to create near my galaxy...
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basically like a normal planet but just a bit more colorful...
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like when you pee in the snow and you realize that...
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well I guess you got the point here.)
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Where was I.... Oh yeah... P32X4D was one of those...
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A nice place, with chicks everywhere and party all night long...
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and damn, the nights there last for 3 and a half years...
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so you have plenty of time to go crazy before...
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you have to go back to work on freaking Monday.
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Basically what I am saying is, it was the best
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7 year long party weekend I ever had.
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And everything started as I went to a proton bar...
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just to get some positive vibes.
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There was a dude. He looked me in the face and said:
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Arrrrgsdh dsadawehasj sad sasdjsda sdsawd!
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My implemented toogle-translator-micro-chip translated:
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Yuu luuk like sumeone whu needs sum fun.
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He continued to tell me about that party planet and told me
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that I could go with him to that awesome place...
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(The translator chip does actually simulate the accent as well.)
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if I would just do him 1 little favor. Just 1 little favor.
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I really wasn't the party guy and just came out of a very
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unsatisfying relationship with Squirman.
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(Half squirrel half human )
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Anyhow he kept talking and seemingly ignored whatever I said
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In the end, I was willing to do him one little favor...
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just to make him shut up.
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The favor turned out to be not such a big deal.
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All I had to do was to walk into an old house
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take a flower that was placed conveniently
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in the middle of the room
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Afterwards, we had the already mentioned party weekend.
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and deliver the flower to the guy.
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After having a hangover on Monday night...
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which of course also lasted for 3 and a half years
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I decided...
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to finally leave the party planned and become...
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a respectable human being.
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the last survivors escaped to other galaxies...
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Probably I am the last human that lives in this galaxy.
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Most of us got extinct because of the intergalactic flue
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sadly the spaceship that they used to escape
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Basically, everyone died.
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was hit by an asteroid shower and got totally demolished.
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I, on the other hand, was unable to find my underwear
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which resulted in me being late, like always.
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Therefore the spaceship left without me
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on my way through the departure gate, a policeman stopped me.
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You... Stop you... he said.
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Anyhow, so I decided to leave the party planet...
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Which now results in me being the only human being alive.
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I stopped.
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You... Come with me you... he said.
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Instead of wings, he seemed to have something like...
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He was a huge firefly-like being.
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laser beams.
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He seemed serious...
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I looked at his face...
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Then I looked at his laser-beam-wings
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Those seemed dangerous and kept pulsating,
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He no seemed angry about my hesitation.
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I then looked back at his face...
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to follow him without saying anything.
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His laser beam wings smoothly changed into a dangerous red color.
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I opened my mouth, then closed it again and started
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He guided me through many dark corridors
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and finally stopped at the last door...
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for the two of us to fit in.
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in the very darkest of all corners.
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We entered the room and I was asked to sit down on a small chair.
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The room was built out of metal and was barely big enough
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Inside of the room was the small chair that I was supposed
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You seem to be a human, you...
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So, now you... what is your deal you?, he said.
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A great flower who even though she was a queen
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Like the human race you. Like the race that got extinct you.
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She was a woman of the public and a supporter of the poor.
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the huge police-man-ish creature sat on.
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"Something terrible has happened. The queen of P32X4D was stolen you."
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Even though she lived in a small house she had a very advanced
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And yes, she was actually a flower.
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The queen was loved by everyone.
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lived in a small house, like she was poor.
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security system.
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that entered the house and was not made out of
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All the intelligent living beings in the whole galaxy
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It was designed like this to make sure that the queen,
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It basically froze everything
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at least 60% water.
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He now looked deeply into my eyes and said
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But who would have known that a simple flower
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which means that the humans have been the only race
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and kind of took a flower with him.
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WILL YOU HELP US... YOU?
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which again was a flower, got enough water to live.
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my head started hurting.
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While I was listening to what happened
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Well before they got extinct I mean.
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which would have been able to enter the house of the queen,
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I replied
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The police-bug has been watching me while he told me all of this.
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have been made out of a maximum of 40% water,
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Oh was that not obvious you? We need to find the human...
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I knew a certain human who did recently enter a small house
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in a small house, would be the beloved queen of a whole planet.
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with a very serious and almost threatening tone:
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Ohm... Excuse me?
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WILL YOU HELP US... YOU?
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He repeated.
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who stole the queen of our lovely planet.
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You are a human, aren't you you?
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So you should know what a human thief is thinking.
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You will be from great benefit in finding the evil thief.
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I stared in his bug buggy eyes...
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I was unsure how to respond to this
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So I decided to simply stare at him and act like I was frozen.
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(Yes that was an active decision and
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Suddenly the police-bug jumped off his chair...
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A small hole did open up in the seeling
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and I was shooting through a whole system of pipes
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the small chair launched into the air.
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Prepare for launch you!!!
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for the pilot as well.
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while the pilot is not able to react...
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this is supposed to protect them from enemies
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If the pilot falls asleep they will go into invisibility mode
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I remembered that there are spaceships like this
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slowly a spaceship was fading in around me...
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As I became aware of my situation
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was I floating in space?
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What was going on? Where was I?
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Wherever I was looking I could see only stars...
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Basically only stars...
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So many stars...
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Everything was so fast that I must have lost conscience.
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SUPER YOU! We are glad to have you on our side you
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Before I even could do anything
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not just because I was confused and didn't know what to do.)
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No I mean I already understood you. But help you with what?
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Welcome to flight XOXO.
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And a big green button which had a sticky mark on it.
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A big red button which was labeled with fire.
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Said a voice from a loudspeaker.
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however, I didn't imagine, that they would actually turn invisible
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As I woke up I was staring a sky full of stars.
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I looked at the controls of the spaceship
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I was all alone.
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With that, the cracking voice from the loudspeaker was gone.
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We will be waiting for your results.
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We wish you good luck, captain.
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so whenever you find her we will be there to rescue her.
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We do track your position continuously
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Your goal is to find the queen.
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We are happy to have you with us.
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My head started hurting again.
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as the great 20-year asteroid showers.
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and to make me a nice fresh coffee.
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and tried to crush my spaceship under their enormous weight.
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...
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...
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Are you still there?
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...
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...
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...
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Then there was silence again...
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Scanning...
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I... I am supposed to find a flower... a queen... a flower queen
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useless question forever...
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Hopefully, it wasn't one of those models that kept asking
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I scratched my head...
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How can I be useful today?
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It is me, my good Sir. Your board computer.
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What? Who said that?
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Asked a really polite voice.
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and there was nothing I could do in this situation anyway.
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I decided it was best to take a short nap.
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and basically got stolen by myself.
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which was somewhere in the universe
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I mean how was I supposed to find a flower
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and preferred the comfort of teleportation
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I was not the flying type
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I actually have barely ever been in one...
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I did never fly a spaceship before.
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How did I come into this situation?
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"Press in case that you found the queen. BUT ONLY THEN!!!, it said."
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obviously to control the movement of my spaceship
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It basically only consisted of a joystick
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and recognized that those were surprisingly simple.
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Without even waiting for my command the spaceship
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explained how he was able to generate energy out of
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So I fell asleep once I finished my task
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Oh excuse me, dear Sir.
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the potential existence of a molecule at a certain point
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which also works if there is no molecule at that point because
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but not the existence itself.
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I really didn't listen at all.
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Then the spaceship stopped.
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It had moved so fast that I didn't even recognize
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that there was a planet right in front of us.
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The spaceship landed and I went out.
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as it almost killed me
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Computer! Wake up. What is wrong with you.
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As I came closer he started shouting...
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Ut is you! Yuu whu dufeatud muy armuy.
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Wull, guud fur yuu thut wu astruid peuple
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cun nut be ungry ut ull. Therefure U forguv yuu.
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Nuw, sunce yuu ure hure and U huve nuthing butter tuu duu...
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U du still rumember thu lust une... ut wus crazuy!
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Besides our differences,
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After being trapped in a spaceship for 20 years
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Did the board computer just fall asleep?
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that was just what I needed at this moment.
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And we took off to another adventure...
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A little snoring was filling the air.
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...
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What is happening?
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Hello?
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The reply was very short.
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Do you really think it is the time to sleep, Sir
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Too much thinking always got me tired
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I looked around and saw an old man sitting on a bench.
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because it got teleported directly into my mouth.
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I leaned back and watched the stars.
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So small by yet so big.
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Like little shining hopes in the endless void.
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What a crazy world to be alive I thought by myself.
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My thoughts got interrupted as the board computer announced.
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