Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
BFF
Lick a friend
2020-11-27 16:31:57 2.0%
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
2020-07-28 09:27:12 1.6%
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
2020-04-16 10:13:04 1.8%
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2020-04-16 10:06:16 2.8%
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
2020-04-16 09:45:43 2.9%
I am Bread
Are you bread?
2020-04-16 09:33:50 4.2%
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
2020-04-16 09:30:20 1.7%
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
2020-04-16 09:22:45 1.6%
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
2020-03-29 16:57:51 1.8%
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
2020-03-26 21:46:33 2.5%
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
2020-03-26 21:37:42 1.9%
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
2020-03-26 21:35:23 1.5%
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
2020-03-26 21:32:33 2.1%
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
2020-03-26 21:29:34 1.5%
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
2020-03-26 21:27:05 1.5%
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
2020-03-24 12:22:36 1.7%
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2020-03-24 11:55:36 2.5%
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
2020-03-24 11:47:49 1.7%
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
2020-03-24 11:46:37 1.5%
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
2020-03-24 11:44:51 1.6%
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
2020-03-24 11:37:40 1.9%
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
2020-03-24 11:36:50 1.7%
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
2020-03-24 11:33:24 1.7%
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
2020-03-22 11:48:19 2.6%
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
2020-03-22 11:31:26 1.5%
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
2020-03-22 11:09:35 1.6%
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
2019-12-25 16:36:20 2.8%
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
2019-12-25 16:27:42 1.5%
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
2019-12-25 16:15:07 1.4%
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
2019-12-25 16:00:50 2.1%
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
2019-12-21 11:52:07 1.5%
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
2019-12-21 11:44:25 1.7%
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
2019-12-21 11:26:53 1.8%
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
2019-12-21 11:03:01 2.6%
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
2019-12-21 10:35:12 2.0%
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
2019-12-11 16:12:05 1.3%
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
2019-12-05 22:42:00 1.5%
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
2019-12-05 22:38:24 1.5%
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
2019-12-05 22:36:19 1.4%
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
2019-12-05 22:27:55 1.6%
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
2019-12-02 22:51:07 4.7%
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
2019-12-01 22:04:23 2.4%
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
2019-12-01 21:52:45 3.9%
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
2019-12-01 21:45:51 5.2%
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
2019-12-01 21:36:43 12.0%
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
2019-12-01 21:32:21 8.3%
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
2019-12-01 21:31:19 3.2%
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2019-12-01 21:25:29 2.4%
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
2019-12-01 21:23:28 16.8%
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
2019-12-01 21:21:05 4.3%
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
2019-12-01 21:16:30 3.3%
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
2019-12-01 21:14:49 4.2%
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
2019-12-01 21:11:28 20.6%
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
2019-12-01 21:11:08 3.8%
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
2019-12-01 21:08:41 4.3%
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
2019-12-01 21:06:12 7.1%
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
2019-12-01 21:04:15 4.1%
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
2019-12-01 20:56:33 7.1%
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
2019-12-01 20:46:32 4.7%
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
2019-12-01 20:44:23 36.2%
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
2019-11-30 11:14:47 3.5%
Don't Panic
srsly
2019-11-30 11:13:24 5.5%
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
2019-11-30 11:10:59 3.1%
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
2019-11-30 11:07:50 3.0%
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
2019-11-30 11:03:58 25.5%
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
2019-11-30 11:03:46 26.9%
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
2019-11-30 11:02:48 7.8%
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
2019-11-30 11:00:53 3.5%
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
2019-11-30 10:49:57 29.4%
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
2019-11-30 10:39:39 37.4%
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
2019-11-30 10:39:16 16.5%
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
2019-11-30 10:23:59 9.3%
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
2019-11-30 10:18:03 5.0%
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
2019-11-30 10:14:48 11.5%
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
2019-11-30 10:13:03 18.6%
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
2019-11-30 10:11:50 17.1%
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
2019-11-30 10:09:52 5.6%
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
2019-11-30 10:04:07 17.1%
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
2019-11-30 10:02:59 53.8%
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
2019-11-30 10:01:44 11.9%
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
2019-11-30 09:58:19 23.0%
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
2019-11-25 21:13:35 10.5%
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
2019-11-25 21:02:06 5.7%
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
2019-11-25 20:45:11 5.2%
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
2019-11-25 20:29:40 8.2%
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
2019-11-25 20:25:09 4.9%
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
2019-11-25 20:13:54 4.9%
Jörgen
Jörgen.
2019-11-25 19:59:35 7.4%
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
2019-11-25 19:48:00 19.6%
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
2019-11-16 17:05:00 52.0%
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
2019-11-16 17:03:17 50.4%
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
2019-11-16 16:55:06 41.5%
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
2019-11-16 16:52:46 35.0%
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
2019-11-16 16:52:21 33.0%
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
2019-11-16 16:38:57 30.3%
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
2019-11-16 16:36:20 49.0%
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
2019-11-16 16:35:20 48.1%
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
2019-11-16 16:33:04 50.9%
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
2019-11-16 16:32:47 55.8%
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
4.5%
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
3.2%
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2.5%
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
1.3%
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
2.2%
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2.8%
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
1.4%
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
2.9%
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
3.9%
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
1.3%
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
3.3%
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
1.3%
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
1.9%
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
1.9%
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
4.0%
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
1.3%
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
2.2%
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
1.9%
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
1.8%
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
1.6%
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
1.6%
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
8.7%
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
1.6%
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
5.6%
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
2.2%
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
1.6%
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
13.7%
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
4.5%