- -12
- Par
- 77
- Threshold
- 27h 39m
- Completion
- 18m
- Average
- 2022-04-20 23:18:32
- Last Played
- 2022-04-20 23:18:11
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2020-04-16 18:37:35
- First Unlock & Started
- 2 years 2 weeks 4 hours 40 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jake | 64.04% | 57 / 89 | 18h 19m | 2024-04-20 08:51:55 | |||
| 20 million | 60.67% | 54 / 89 | 13h 26m | 2024-04-18 16:04:50 | |||
| JuanSeLOL | 94.38% | 84 / 89 | 34h 55m | 2024-04-18 02:15:57 | |||
| SMmejs | 5.62% | 5 / 89 | 1h 31m | 2024-04-16 16:08:12 | |||
| Chill slim | 5.62% | 5 / 89 | 2h 7m | 2024-04-09 06:35:17 | |||
| vred | 53.93% | 48 / 89 | 33h 11m | 2024-04-07 13:04:38 | |||
| Lyagushka17 | 2.25% | 2 / 89 | 24m | 2024-04-03 20:46:16 | |||
| Mark | 95.51% | 85 / 89 | 39h 45m | 2024-04-02 12:33:03 | |||
| Zombie Slam | 69.66% | 62 / 89 | 23h 39m | 2024-04-02 00:57:59 | |||
| Raz | 91.01% | 81 / 89 | 52h 58m | 2024-03-31 21:12:03 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
2022-04-20 23:18:11 | 3.4% | ||
|
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
2022-04-20 22:40:04 | 3.1% | ||
|
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
2022-04-20 22:31:29 | 3.1% | ||
|
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2022-04-20 22:31:29 | 3.1% | ||
|
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
2022-04-20 22:13:29 | 4.6% | ||
|
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
2022-04-20 22:05:27 | 4.6% | ||
|
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
2022-04-20
21:51:50
|
4.8% | ||
|
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
2022-04-20
21:09:53
|
4.9% | ||
|
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
2022-04-20 19:05:45 | 5.6% | ||
|
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
2022-04-20 18:17:03 | 3.6% | ||
|
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
2022-04-20 13:59:21 | 3.4% | ||
|
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
2022-04-20
13:09:55
|
3.7% | ||
|
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
2022-04-20 12:26:08 | 8.8% | ||
|
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
2022-04-20 00:19:56 | 4.2% | ||
|
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
2022-04-20 00:19:56 | 4.1% | ||
|
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2022-04-20 00:19:56 | 3.8% | ||
|
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
2022-04-20 00:10:30 | 4.8% | ||
|
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
2022-04-19 13:56:42 | 3.9% | ||
|
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
2022-04-19 13:47:45 | 3.8% | ||
|
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
2022-04-18 22:26:46 | 6.2% | ||
|
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
2022-04-18 21:49:15 | 3.4% | ||
|
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
2022-04-18 21:32:54 | 6.2% | ||
|
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
2022-04-17 16:01:49 | 6.9% | ||
|
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
2022-04-17 15:33:35 | 3.7% | ||
|
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
2022-04-17 12:28:01 | 8.3% | ||
|
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
2022-04-17 12:05:36 | 4.7% | ||
|
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2020-11-27
15:01:02
|
5.5% | ||
|
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
2020-11-27
14:40:54
|
9.3% | ||
|
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
2020-11-27
12:01:21
|
6.5% | ||
|
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2020-11-26 18:13:09 | 10.5% | ||
|
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2020-11-26 18:12:00 | 13.2% | ||
|
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
2020-11-26 00:27:54 | 9.4% | ||
|
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2020-11-26 00:25:01 | 10.5% | ||
|
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
2020-11-25 23:48:38 | 4.4% | ||
|
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2020-11-25
22:55:24
|
9.2% | ||
|
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2020-11-25 22:45:16 | 14.1% | ||
|
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
2020-11-25 22:19:04 | 9.7% | ||
|
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
2020-11-25
22:09:19
|
8.6% | ||
|
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
2020-11-25 20:25:42 | 7.7% | ||
|
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2020-11-25
20:21:36
|
13.3% | ||
|
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2020-11-25 20:01:11 | 9.4% | ||
|
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
2020-11-25 14:41:42 | 8.4% | ||
|
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2020-11-25
14:29:53
|
16.9% | ||
|
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
2020-11-25 13:51:58 | 16.9% | ||
|
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2020-11-25 13:47:28 | 15.3% | ||
|
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
2020-11-25 13:43:11 | 4.1% | ||
|
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
2020-11-25 13:23:23 | 4.5% | ||
|
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2020-11-24 19:32:39 | 8.5% | ||
|
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2020-11-24
19:27:03
|
9.5% | ||
|
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2020-11-24
19:13:22
|
15.8% | ||
|
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2020-11-24 19:06:27 | 9.5% | ||
|
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
2020-11-24 19:00:09 | 6.1% | ||
|
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
2020-11-24
18:55:41
|
5.0% | ||
|
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2020-11-24 18:52:38 | 33.4% | ||
|
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2020-11-24
18:51:55
|
18.3% | ||
|
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2020-11-24 18:44:27 | 37.1% | ||
|
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
2020-11-24 18:40:36 | 29.8% | ||
|
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2020-11-24
18:39:48
|
26.7% | ||
|
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2020-11-24 18:38:04 | 6.5% | ||
|
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2020-11-24 18:30:35 | 9.8% | ||
|
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2020-11-24 18:15:29 | 30.3% | ||
|
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2020-11-23
23:22:13
|
8.3% | ||
|
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2020-11-23 23:11:07 | 12.8% | ||
|
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2020-11-23 22:56:51 | 23.9% | ||
|
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
2020-11-23 22:50:19 | 14.6% | ||
|
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
2020-11-23 22:49:54 | 5.4% | ||
|
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2020-11-23
22:40:12
|
19.7% | ||
|
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2020-11-23 22:39:44 | 18.5% | ||
|
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2020-11-23 22:06:36 | 17.6% | ||
|
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2020-11-23
21:58:41
|
5.3% | ||
|
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2020-11-23 21:53:00 | 9.1% | ||
|
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2020-11-23 20:07:18 | 18.4% | ||
|
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2020-11-23 20:03:40 | 11.0% | ||
|
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2020-11-23 20:01:29 | 20.6% | ||
|
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2020-11-23 19:12:12 | 32.2% | ||
|
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2020-11-22 20:09:19 | 26.3% | ||
|
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2020-11-22 19:12:03 | 36.2% | ||
|
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2020-11-21 18:43:04 | 32.5% | ||
|
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2020-11-21 18:33:46 | 20.4% | ||
|
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
2020-11-21 18:05:48 | 12.5% | ||
|
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
2020-11-21 14:28:45 | 44.5% | ||
|
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2020-11-21 14:26:18 | 51.2% | ||
|
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2020-11-21 14:19:49 | 48.5% | ||
|
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2020-11-21 14:13:00 | 29.4% | ||
|
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2020-11-21 13:40:50 | 51.1% | ||
|
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2020-11-20 14:35:18 | 46.9% | ||
|
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2020-11-20 14:24:07 | 55.6% | ||
|
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2020-04-16 18:42:50 | 61.1% | ||
|
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2020-04-16 18:37:35 | 65.9% |