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- -51
- Par
- 38
- Threshold
- 51h 10m
- Completion
- 34m
- Average
- 2023-05-28 03:40:17
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2018-12-25 19:38:48
- First Unlock & Started
- 4 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours 1 minute
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| JuanSeLOL | 94.38% | 84 / 89 | 34h 55m | 2024-04-18 02:15:57 | |||
| SMmejs | 5.62% | 5 / 89 | 1h 31m | 2024-04-16 16:08:12 | |||
| Chill slim | 5.62% | 5 / 89 | 2h 7m | 2024-04-09 06:35:17 | |||
| vred | 53.93% | 48 / 89 | 33h 11m | 2024-04-07 13:04:38 | |||
| Lyagushka17 | 2.25% | 2 / 89 | 24m | 2024-04-03 20:46:16 | |||
| Mark | 95.51% | 85 / 89 | 39h 45m | 2024-04-02 12:33:03 | |||
| Zombie Slam | 69.66% | 62 / 89 | 23h 39m | 2024-04-02 00:57:59 | |||
| Raz | 91.01% | 81 / 89 | 52h 58m | 2024-03-31 21:12:03 | |||
| emmi | 100% | 89 | 64h 40m | 64h 40m | 2024-03-30 17:47:02 | ||
| TheTerrorFox | 31.46% | 28 / 89 | 7h 24m | 2024-03-30 10:11:31 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
2023-05-28 03:40:17 | 9.4% | ||
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Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
2023-05-28 03:40:17 | 3.4% | ||
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Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
2023-05-27 10:10:11 | 3.1% | ||
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Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2023-05-27 04:52:44 | 3.1% | ||
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My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
2023-05-27 01:27:32 | 3.1% | ||
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Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
2023-05-26 22:40:34 | 3.4% | ||
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You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
2023-05-26 22:20:35 | 3.4% | ||
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Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
2023-05-26 22:02:17 | 3.9% | ||
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Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
2023-05-26 21:51:12 | 3.8% | ||
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PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
2023-05-26 09:14:14 | 3.7% | ||
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Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
2023-05-26 08:39:55 | 4.6% | ||
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Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
2023-05-26 08:28:51 | 4.7% | ||
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Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
2023-05-26 08:08:49 | 4.8% | ||
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
2023-05-25 02:21:14 | 4.2% | ||
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40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2023-05-24 22:55:41 | 3.8% | ||
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CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
2023-05-24 22:55:41 | 3.6% | ||
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Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
2023-05-24 07:01:50 | 4.1% | ||
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SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
2023-05-24 06:34:02 | 4.5% | ||
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Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2023-05-24 06:02:39 | 8.5% | ||
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Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
2023-05-24 03:15:24 | 8.4% | ||
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
2023-05-24
01:18:26
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6.5% | ||
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I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
2023-05-24 00:36:31 | 12.5% | ||
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One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2023-05-23 23:57:32 | 6.5% | ||
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Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2023-05-23 23:54:30 | 12.9% | ||
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There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2023-05-23 23:49:34 | 9.8% | ||
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Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
2023-05-23 23:17:57 | 4.6% | ||
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I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
2023-05-23 20:57:35 | 8.8% | ||
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Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
2023-05-23 20:55:04 | 5.6% | ||
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John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
2023-05-23 19:25:37 | 7.7% | ||
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Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
2023-05-23 19:12:13 | 6.2% | ||
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Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
2023-05-23 19:04:06 | 6.2% | ||
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RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
2023-05-23
18:47:27
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9.3% | ||
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BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
2023-05-23
18:18:26
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4.8% | ||
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Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
2023-05-23
03:14:32
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3.7% | ||
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Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
2023-05-23 02:50:02 | 6.9% | ||
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Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
2023-05-23
02:43:13
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4.9% | ||
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GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
2023-05-21 23:30:14 | 8.3% | ||
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2023-05-21 21:58:28 | 10.5% | ||
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Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
2023-05-21
21:11:16
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5.0% | ||
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Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2023-05-21
16:38:27
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9.2% | ||
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
2023-05-21 16:33:27 | 4.4% | ||
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Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2023-05-21 16:31:12 | 14.1% | ||
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Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2023-05-21 16:24:51 | 15.3% | ||
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Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
2023-05-21 15:52:56 | 9.8% | ||
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Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
2023-05-21
15:37:49
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8.7% | ||
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
2023-05-21 15:04:21 | 16.9% | ||
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Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
2023-05-21 02:25:02 | 5.4% | ||
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Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
2023-05-21 02:18:27 | 4.1% | ||
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2023-05-21
01:36:57
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16.9% | ||
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
2023-05-21 01:28:09 | 29.8% | ||
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Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2023-05-21 01:22:08 | 17.6% | ||
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Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2023-05-21
00:48:41
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5.3% | ||
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2023-05-21 00:19:54 | 20.6% | ||
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Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2023-05-21
00:18:00
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8.3% | ||
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Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2023-05-20 17:43:24 | 18.5% | ||
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Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2023-05-20 17:34:18 | 9.1% | ||
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Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2023-05-20
16:52:06
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5.5% | ||
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2023-05-20 16:48:37 | 18.4% | ||
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Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2023-05-20
16:16:07
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13.3% | ||
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FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
2023-05-20 15:40:10 | 14.6% | ||
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2023-05-20 15:25:35 | 23.9% | ||
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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2023-05-20 15:19:45 | 26.3% | ||
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A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2023-05-20 15:10:47 | 10.5% | ||
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2023-05-20
15:06:57
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18.3% | ||
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I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
2023-05-20 14:40:31 | 6.1% | ||
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Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2023-05-20 14:29:35 | 11.1% | ||
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2023-05-20 14:24:36 | 9.4% | ||
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Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2023-05-20
01:48:32
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15.8% | ||
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2023-05-20
01:42:05
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9.5% | ||
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C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2023-05-20 01:25:00 | 32.5% | ||
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You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2023-05-20 01:05:44 | 13.2% | ||
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2023-05-20
00:43:36
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19.7% | ||
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I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2023-05-20 00:31:02 | 9.5% | ||
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2023-05-20 00:23:30 | 33.4% | ||
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Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2023-05-20 00:23:29 | 46.9% | ||
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Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2023-05-20 00:19:58 | 32.2% | ||
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2023-03-21 08:49:10 | 20.4% | ||
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Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2023-03-21 08:43:30 | 51.2% | ||
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Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
2023-03-21 08:38:29 | 44.5% | ||
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2023-03-21 08:37:42 | 51.2% | ||
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Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2023-03-21 08:36:13 | 61.1% | ||
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Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2023-03-21
08:27:19
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26.7% | ||
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Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2023-03-21 08:23:49 | 29.4% | ||
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Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2023-03-21 08:22:19 | 30.3% | ||
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2023-03-21 08:20:35 | 48.5% | ||
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It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2023-03-21 08:10:07 | 36.2% | ||
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2018-12-25 19:44:34 | 37.1% | ||
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R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2018-12-25 19:39:57 | 65.9% | ||
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Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2018-12-25 19:38:48 | 55.6% |