- +5
- Par
- 12
- Threshold
- 1h 47m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 5h 15m
- Estimated
- 15m
- Average
- 2019-03-30 22:26:40
- Last Played
- 2019-03-30 22:12:01
- Last Unlock
- 2019-03-30 20:41:39
- First Unlock & Started
- 1 hour 30 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WaxWeazle | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 24m | 2024-04-12 22:35:45 | |||
| Monkeh | 17.86% | 5 / 28 | 1h 19m | 2024-04-04 11:56:36 | |||
| [☭]-Soviet-Triumph- | 46.43% | 13 / 28 | 4h 12m | 2024-03-31 05:55:03 | |||
| Lohrteos | 32.14% | 9 / 28 | 5h 29m | 2024-03-29 22:12:41 | |||
| Cocteau | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 30m | 2024-03-15 23:32:07 | |||
| Mikiwi8 | 92.86% | 26 / 28 | 2h 51m | 2024-03-09 20:36:05 | |||
| fabenus | 14.29% | 4 / 28 | 4h 23m | 2024-03-05 18:53:23 | |||
| Freeman | 100% | 28 | 3h 50m | 3h 50m | 2024-02-29 02:59:21 | ||
| Lifetimes | 3.57% | 1 / 28 | 23m | 2024-02-28 22:32:27 | |||
| I WANT ALL THE SMOKE | 100% | 28 | 7h 36m | 7h 36m | 2024-02-27 16:02:48 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
2019-03-30 22:12:01 | 31.7% | ||
|
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
2019-03-30 22:08:00 | 11.1% | ||
|
Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
2019-03-30 22:05:25 | 1.6% | ||
|
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
2019-03-30 21:23:11 | 10.4% | ||
|
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
2019-03-30 20:49:48 | 31.9% | ||
|
Go Right
Move to the right. |
2019-03-30 20:41:41 | 44.9% | ||
|
Go Left
Move to the left. |
2019-03-30 20:41:39 | 45.0% | ||
|
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
15.8% | |||
|
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
9.2% | |||
|
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
6.7% | |||
|
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
6.6% | |||
|
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
6.1% | |||
|
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
4.7% | |||
|
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
4.7% | |||
|
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
4.2% | |||
|
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
4.0% | |||
|
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
3.8% | |||
|
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
3.7% | |||
|
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
3.3% | |||
|
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
3.2% | |||
|
Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
3.0% | |||
|
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
3.0% | |||
|
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2.1% | |||
|
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
1.5% | |||
|
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
1.5% | |||
|
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
1.2% | |||
|
Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
1.2% | |||
|
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
1.1% |