- -24
- Par
- 65
- Threshold
- 43h 38m
- Completion
- 29m
- Average
- 2019-12-28 10:04:10
- Last Played
- 2022-09-04 14:52:08
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2015-06-09 16:49:58
- First Unlock & Started
- 7 years 4 months 3 days 22 hours 2 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
JuanSeLOL | 94.38% | 84 / 89 | 34h 55m | 2024-04-18 02:15:57 | |||
SMmejs | 5.62% | 5 / 89 | 1h 31m | 2024-04-16 16:08:12 | |||
Chill slim | 5.62% | 5 / 89 | 2h 7m | 2024-04-09 06:35:17 | |||
vred | 53.93% | 48 / 89 | 33h 11m | 2024-04-07 13:04:38 | |||
Lyagushka17 | 2.25% | 2 / 89 | 24m | 2024-04-03 20:46:16 | |||
Mark | 95.51% | 85 / 89 | 39h 45m | 2024-04-02 12:33:03 | |||
Zombie Slam | 69.66% | 62 / 89 | 23h 39m | 2024-04-02 00:57:59 | |||
Raz | 91.01% | 81 / 89 | 52h 58m | 2024-03-31 21:12:03 | |||
emmi | 100% | 89 | 64h 40m | 64h 40m | 2024-03-30 17:47:02 | ||
TheTerrorFox | 31.46% | 28 / 89 | 7h 24m | 2024-03-30 10:11:31 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
2022-09-04 14:52:08 | 4.2% | ||
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
2022-09-04 14:52:08 | 3.4% | ||
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2022-08-31
17:22:36
|
19.7% | ||
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
2022-08-31 17:20:04 | 12.5% | ||
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2022-08-31 17:09:26 | 6.5% | ||
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2022-08-31 17:08:02 | 12.9% | ||
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
2022-08-31 17:06:11 | 6.1% | ||
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2022-08-30 19:43:43 | 3.1% | ||
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
2022-08-30
19:10:27
|
5.0% | ||
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
2022-08-30 18:43:56 | 4.8% | ||
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2022-08-30 17:33:49 | 9.4% | ||
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2022-08-30
17:24:27
|
5.3% | ||
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2022-08-29 19:17:34 | 10.5% | ||
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2022-08-29 19:15:01 | 11.1% | ||
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2022-08-29 19:12:20 | 15.3% | ||
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
2022-08-29
19:09:04
|
3.7% | ||
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
2022-08-29
19:07:59
|
4.8% | ||
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
2022-08-29 19:03:59 | 3.1% | ||
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
2022-08-29 17:33:35 | 3.4% | ||
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
2022-08-29
16:19:47
|
9.3% | ||
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
2022-08-24 20:12:52 | 3.8% | ||
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
2022-08-24 19:30:25 | 3.4% | ||
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
2022-08-24
18:28:22
|
8.7% | ||
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
2022-08-24 18:09:37 | 3.7% | ||
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
2022-08-24 17:37:53 | 4.6% | ||
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
2022-08-24 17:21:25 | 4.7% | ||
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
2022-08-23 20:26:28 | 4.6% | ||
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
2022-08-23 20:26:28 | 3.1% | ||
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
2019-12-28 09:55:32 | 5.6% | ||
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2019-12-28
07:53:00
|
9.5% | ||
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
2019-11-19 17:58:08 | 6.2% | ||
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
2019-11-19 17:56:23 | 3.9% | ||
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
2019-11-19 17:49:28 | 6.2% | ||
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
2019-11-18 17:53:30 | 6.9% | ||
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
2019-11-18
17:34:03
|
4.9% | ||
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
2019-11-18 13:16:38 | 8.3% | ||
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2015-07-16 10:32:41 | 9.1% | ||
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
2015-07-16
09:40:33
|
6.5% | ||
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2015-07-04 16:48:45 | 8.5% | ||
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
2015-07-04 16:46:12 | 5.4% | ||
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2015-07-04
16:26:07
|
8.3% | ||
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2015-07-04
16:24:29
|
5.5% | ||
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
2015-07-04 16:07:28 | 3.6% | ||
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
2015-07-04 15:25:20 | 4.1% | ||
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
2015-07-04 15:25:20 | 3.8% | ||
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
2015-06-11 13:26:25 | 9.4% | ||
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2015-06-11 13:25:09 | 10.5% | ||
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2015-06-11
13:22:34
|
9.2% | ||
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2015-06-11
12:52:32
|
15.8% | ||
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2015-06-11
11:58:14
|
16.9% | ||
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2015-06-11 11:51:32 | 9.5% | ||
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2015-06-11 11:45:00 | 36.2% | ||
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2015-06-11
11:43:37
|
13.3% | ||
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2015-06-11 11:38:41 | 14.1% | ||
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
2015-06-11 11:35:37 | 7.7% | ||
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
2015-06-10 18:12:21 | 9.8% | ||
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
2015-06-10 18:07:17 | 4.4% | ||
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2015-06-10 18:00:24 | 32.2% | ||
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2015-06-10 13:52:59 | 17.6% | ||
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
2015-06-10 13:48:17 | 4.1% | ||
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
2015-06-10 12:39:15 | 4.5% | ||
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2015-06-10 12:21:02 | 23.9% | ||
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
2015-06-10 12:14:27 | 8.8% | ||
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2015-06-10 12:12:45 | 20.6% | ||
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2015-06-10 12:04:00 | 18.4% | ||
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
2015-06-10 12:02:32 | 14.6% | ||
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2015-06-10 11:22:49 | 18.5% | ||
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2015-06-10 10:45:00 | 26.3% | ||
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2015-06-10 10:24:41 | 48.5% | ||
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2015-06-10
10:12:31
|
18.3% | ||
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2015-06-09 20:17:18 | 32.5% | ||
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2015-06-09 20:09:08 | 20.4% | ||
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
2015-06-09 19:14:26 | 44.5% | ||
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
2015-06-09 19:09:57 | 29.8% | ||
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2015-06-09 18:39:03 | 37.1% | ||
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
2015-06-09 18:21:42 | 8.4% | ||
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
2015-06-09 17:58:59 | 16.9% | ||
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2015-06-09 17:55:39 | 51.2% | ||
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2015-06-09 17:42:03 | 13.2% | ||
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2015-06-09 17:35:55 | 9.8% | ||
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2015-06-09 17:21:25 | 33.4% | ||
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2015-06-09 17:21:24 | 46.9% | ||
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2015-06-09 17:13:19 | 55.6% | ||
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2015-06-09 17:12:10 | 29.4% | ||
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2015-06-09 17:09:32 | 30.3% | ||
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2015-06-09 17:06:40 | 51.2% | ||
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2015-06-09
17:01:52
|
26.7% | ||
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2015-06-09 16:56:50 | 61.1% | ||
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2015-06-09 16:49:58 | 65.9% |