| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes |
2023-08-24 22:47:59 | 1.8% | ||
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Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive |
2023-08-24 22:41:12 | 1.9% | ||
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Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute |
2023-08-24 22:36:21 | 2.2% | ||
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Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game |
2023-08-24 22:25:32 | 1.6% | ||
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Survivalist
Craft all items in one game |
2023-08-24 22:06:23 | 1.6% | ||
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A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game |
2023-08-24 20:30:04 | 1.6% | ||
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Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game |
2023-08-24 20:28:57 | 1.9% | ||
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Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool |
2023-08-24 20:05:00 | 1.7% | ||
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Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible |
2023-08-24 19:57:16 | 2.8% | ||
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Survive for your life
Survive 10 days |
2023-08-24 19:52:43 | 2.2% | ||
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Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb |
2023-08-24 19:20:30 | 2.2% | ||
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Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game |
2023-08-24 18:52:56 | 2.9% | ||
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Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun |
2023-08-24 18:49:57 | 3.3% | ||
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Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ |
2023-08-24 18:32:30 | 1.6% | ||
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Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet |
2023-08-24 17:52:07 | 1.9% | ||
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The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game |
2023-08-24 17:26:07 | 5.6% | ||
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Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once. |
2023-08-24 17:22:29 | 1.5% | ||
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Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. |
2023-08-24 17:21:10 | 1.5% | ||
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The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song. |
2023-08-24 17:16:39 | 1.6% | ||
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Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs. |
2023-08-24 17:10:12 | 1.5% | ||
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Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job. |
2023-08-24 17:00:06 | 2.6% | ||
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Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars. |
2023-08-24 16:17:48 | 1.8% | ||
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Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. |
2023-08-24 16:11:31 | 1.5% | ||
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What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. |
2023-08-24 16:10:24 | 1.7% | ||
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Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies. |
2023-08-24 15:57:36 | 1.6% | ||
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Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! |
2023-08-24 15:46:23 | 1.9% | ||
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Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. |
2023-08-24 15:27:24 | 2.1% | ||
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The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami. |
2023-08-24 15:17:00 | 2.5% | ||
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Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon. |
2023-08-24 15:03:05 | 2.5% | ||
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You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. |
2023-08-24 14:26:03 | 1.5% | ||
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Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. |
2023-08-24 07:01:37 | 1.7% | ||
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Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. |
2023-08-24 06:48:17 | 1.7% | ||
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Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison. |
2023-08-24 06:32:23 | 1.7% | ||
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The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level. |
2023-08-24 06:24:12 | 1.8% | ||
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It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer. |
2023-08-23 19:38:48 | 2.8% | ||
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The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event. |
2023-08-23 19:33:23 | 2.6% | ||
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Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder. |
2023-08-23 19:29:53 | 1.5% | ||
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Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire. |
2023-08-23 19:26:17 | 1.7% | ||
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Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. |
2023-08-23 19:19:32 | 2.1% | ||
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Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat. |
2023-08-23 19:14:54 | 1.6% | ||
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That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time. |
2023-08-23 19:07:16 | 1.3% | ||
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The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls. |
2023-08-23 19:02:53 | 1.6% | ||
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Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium. |
2023-08-23 18:41:50 | 1.6% | ||
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NERD!
Find all trophies in Space. |
2023-08-23 18:14:59 | 1.3% | ||
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What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs. |
2023-08-23 17:58:38 | 1.4% | ||
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Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies. |
2023-08-23 17:43:44 | 1.4% | ||
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splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus. |
2023-08-23 17:20:54 | 1.5% | ||
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My little brony
Find all the pony horses. |
2023-08-23 16:58:19 | 1.5% | ||
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Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies. |
2023-08-23 16:35:35 | 1.7% | ||
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Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships. |
2023-08-23 16:00:37 | 1.3% | ||
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Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids. |
2023-08-23 15:56:36 | 1.3% | ||
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Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters. |
2023-08-23 15:29:18 | 1.3% | ||
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Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships. |
2023-08-23 12:54:19 | 1.3% | ||
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Testaholic
Complete test chambers. |
2023-08-23 12:38:52 | 1.8% | ||
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Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. |
2023-08-23 11:40:28 | 1.5% | ||
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Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101 |
2023-08-21 12:55:16 | 2.4% | ||
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An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava |
2023-08-21 12:48:51 | 2.4% | ||
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Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. |
2023-08-21 12:36:40 | 2.0% | ||
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Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level |
2023-08-21 11:44:09 | 5.2% | ||
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I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay. |
2023-08-21 09:31:16 | 2.8% | ||
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Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats? |
2023-08-21 08:12:59 | 2.9% | ||
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Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville! |
2023-08-21 07:34:27 | 4.7% | ||
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Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. |
2018-02-22 18:42:08 | 5.6% | ||
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I am Bread
Are you bread? |
2018-02-22 18:30:43 | 4.2% | ||
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Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests |
2018-02-22 18:26:28 | 4.5% | ||
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GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course |
2018-02-22 18:20:09 | 7.1% | ||
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The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat. |
2018-02-22 18:03:18 | 3.2% | ||
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SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. |
2018-02-22 17:56:03 | 2.5% | ||
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Hat Simulator
Buy all hats |
2018-02-21 23:23:53 | 3.1% | ||
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The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar |
2018-02-21 22:59:30 | 8.7% | ||
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BFF
Lick a friend |
2018-02-20 23:48:37 | 2.0% | ||
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Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. |
2015-03-22 12:34:14 | 5.0% | ||
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I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick. |
2015-03-22 12:27:19 | 13.7% | ||
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A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator |
2015-03-22 12:23:16 | 16.5% | ||
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Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot. |
2015-03-22 12:15:44 | 7.8% | ||
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Voluntary QA
Trash the server room |
2015-03-15 13:54:18 | 4.3% | ||
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Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir |
2015-03-15 13:45:55 | 3.8% | ||
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Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician |
2015-03-15 13:42:18 | 3.2% | ||
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The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to. |
2015-03-15 13:39:13 | 3.9% | ||
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Not again...
Get deviously trapped again |
2015-03-15 13:29:53 | 5.7% | ||
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Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad |
2015-03-15 13:17:06 | 3.3% | ||
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Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? |
2015-03-15 13:07:21 | 8.2% | ||
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Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator |
2015-03-15 13:05:11 | 4.9% | ||
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Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator |
2015-03-15 13:00:51 | 4.9% | ||
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Jörgen
Jörgen. |
2015-03-15 12:56:32 | 7.4% | ||
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Boat ride
Enjoy your trip |
2015-03-15 12:49:16 | 10.5% | ||
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Builder Goat
Find all the blocks |
2015-03-15 12:26:47 | 4.1% | ||
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Neckbeard
Smell and look like one |
2015-03-15 12:22:16 | 3.0% | ||
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Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached |
2015-03-15 12:12:53 | 3.5% | ||
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Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back |
2015-03-15 11:58:51 | 4.3% | ||
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Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush |
2015-03-15 11:50:59 | 3.5% | ||
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The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind |
2015-03-15 11:43:26 | 7.1% | ||
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Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car |
2015-03-15 11:38:28 | 4.7% | ||
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Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. |
2015-03-15 11:35:25 | 4.5% | ||
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Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. |
2015-03-15 11:23:05 | 17.1% | ||
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Don't Panic
srsly |
2015-03-14 22:29:55 | 5.5% | ||
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Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider. |
2015-03-14 22:20:14 | 9.3% | ||
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Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed. |
2015-03-14 22:07:17 | 23.0% | ||
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Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space! |
2015-03-14 22:03:07 | 18.6% | ||
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Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue |
2015-03-14 13:32:33 | 30.3% | ||
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Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout! |
2015-03-14 13:31:06 | 49.0% | ||
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Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue |
2015-03-14 13:22:00 | 17.1% | ||
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Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator |
2015-03-14 13:17:31 | 5.2% | ||
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ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator |
2015-03-14 13:04:37 | 4.2% | ||
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One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee |
2015-03-14 12:12:42 | 8.3% | ||
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Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator |
2015-03-14 11:35:20 | 16.8% | ||
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Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them! |
2015-03-14 11:33:54 | 12.0% | ||
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Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples |
2015-03-14 11:22:56 | 19.6% | ||
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Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip |
2015-03-11 20:19:22 | 3.9% | ||
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Angel Goat
Do no evil. |
2015-03-11 20:13:33 | 53.8% | ||
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Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom. |
2015-03-11 20:10:04 | 11.9% | ||
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Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert |
2015-03-07 13:56:20 | 37.4% | ||
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Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles |
2015-03-07 13:54:36 | 25.5% | ||
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Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck |
2015-03-07 13:54:30 | 26.9% | ||
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One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec |
2015-03-07 13:53:45 | 4.0% | ||
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Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death. |
2015-03-07 13:44:20 | 33.0% | ||
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Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest |
2015-03-07 13:14:39 | 52.0% | ||
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A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat |
2015-03-07 13:12:01 | 29.4% | ||
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Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person |
2015-03-07 13:03:29 | 36.2% | ||
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Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt. |
2015-03-07 12:58:18 | 20.6% | ||
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What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge |
2015-03-07 12:57:24 | 48.1% | ||
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Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time |
2015-03-07 12:55:33 | 50.4% | ||
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Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again. |
2015-03-07 12:53:47 | 11.5% | ||
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Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. |
2015-03-07 12:52:19 | 35.0% | ||
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LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue |
2015-03-07 12:43:43 | 41.5% | ||
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Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville |
2015-03-07 12:42:42 | 50.9% | ||
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FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower. |
2015-03-07 12:42:17 | 55.8% |