- -35
- Par
- 27
- Threshold
- 101h 19m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 44h 6m
- Estimated
- 1h 38m
- Average
- 2020-12-26 21:48:06
- Last Played
- 2020-12-26 21:44:08
- Last Unlock
- 2016-03-26 18:45:47
- First Unlock & Started
- 4 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 days 2 hours 58 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Diesel292 | 100% | 89 | 2h 3m | 2h 3m | 2024-03-27 11:32:19 | ||
TheTerrorFox | 21.35% | 19 / 89 | 3h 45m | 2024-03-27 11:22:42 | |||
Dogmin | 20.22% | 18 / 89 | 1h 15m | 2024-03-27 04:52:52 | |||
Raz | 73.03% | 65 / 89 | 40h 57m | 2024-03-26 00:11:01 | |||
H I M O | 55.06% | 49 / 89 | 31h 13m | 2024-03-24 08:13:06 | |||
Vayne | 88.76% | 79 / 89 | 17h 21m | 2024-03-23 20:44:20 | |||
moonchild5713 | 61.8% | 55 / 89 | 33h 11m | 2024-03-23 20:09:59 | |||
Mark | 70.79% | 63 / 89 | 26h 53m | 2024-03-23 19:49:40 | |||
don quixote | 78.65% | 70 / 89 | 46h 7m | 2024-03-23 19:11:35 | |||
EPeG_is_Nekto | 14.61% | 13 / 89 | 2h 45m | 2024-03-20 08:15:26 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
2020-12-26 21:44:08 | 4.6% | ||
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
2020-12-26 20:49:21 | 6.1% | ||
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2020-12-25
21:36:06
|
5.3% | ||
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
2020-12-25 21:03:45 | 3.4% | ||
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
2020-12-24 22:56:42 | 4.8% | ||
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
2020-12-24
18:32:52
|
4.9% | ||
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2020-12-24
18:03:26
|
8.3% | ||
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
2020-12-18
23:55:24
|
4.9% | ||
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
2020-12-18
23:46:25
|
4.8% | ||
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2020-12-18
16:18:05
|
9.2% | ||
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2020-12-18 15:50:16 | 9.4% | ||
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
2020-12-18
15:46:17
|
9.2% | ||
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
2020-12-18 15:24:37 | 5.6% | ||
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
2020-12-18
14:45:03
|
3.7% | ||
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2020-12-18
14:35:24
|
18.3% | ||
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2020-12-15
00:02:47
|
13.3% | ||
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2020-12-14 23:54:17 | 12.8% | ||
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2020-12-14
23:35:01
|
15.8% | ||
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2020-12-14 23:35:01 | 9.4% | ||
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2020-12-14 15:41:28 | 11.0% | ||
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2020-12-14 15:16:30 | 8.5% | ||
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
2020-12-12 18:04:57 | 6.1% | ||
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
2020-12-12 17:00:33 | 3.8% | ||
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
2020-12-11 23:48:59 | 6.9% | ||
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
2020-12-11
23:03:07
|
8.6% | ||
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
2017-11-12 12:40:27 | 8.3% | ||
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
2016-04-26 18:07:44 | 4.2% | ||
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
2016-04-26 18:07:43 | 9.3% | ||
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2016-04-26 18:06:27 | 10.5% | ||
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2016-04-20 20:49:55 | 14.1% | ||
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2016-04-17 19:03:42 | 18.4% | ||
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2016-04-17 18:23:45 | 9.1% | ||
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2016-04-16 23:27:21 | 17.5% | ||
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
2016-04-15 18:34:48 | 8.8% | ||
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2016-04-15 18:22:22 | 20.5% | ||
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2016-04-15 18:21:36 | 18.5% | ||
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2016-04-13 16:21:04 | 13.1% | ||
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2016-04-07 18:36:18 | 26.2% | ||
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
2016-04-07
17:22:46
|
6.5% | ||
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2016-04-07 16:57:32 | 36.1% | ||
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2016-04-07
14:35:59
|
9.5% | ||
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
2016-04-07 14:09:59 | 7.6% | ||
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2016-04-06 23:00:11 | 15.3% | ||
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2016-04-06 16:04:12 | 32.4% | ||
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2016-04-04
19:16:23
|
16.9% | ||
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2016-04-04
19:04:46
|
26.6% | ||
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2016-04-01 14:19:45 | 20.3% | ||
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2016-04-01 09:55:43 | 51.1% | ||
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2016-04-01 09:54:22 | 9.7% | ||
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2016-03-29 21:58:59 | 30.2% | ||
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2016-03-28 20:45:14 | 48.5% | ||
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2016-03-27 15:53:44 | 29.3% | ||
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2016-03-27 15:48:20 | 61.1% | ||
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2016-03-27 15:14:20 | 23.8% | ||
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2016-03-27 12:44:24 | 65.8% | ||
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2016-03-27 12:33:53 | 33.4% | ||
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2016-03-27 12:29:44 | 46.9% | ||
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2016-03-26 21:57:32 | 32.1% | ||
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2016-03-26
19:52:59
|
19.7% | ||
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2016-03-26 19:05:08 | 37.1% | ||
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2016-03-26 18:51:26 | 55.5% | ||
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2016-03-26 18:45:47 | 51.2% | ||
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
44.4% | |||
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
29.7% | |||
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
16.9% | |||
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
14.5% | |||
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
12.5% | |||
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
10.5% | |||
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
9.7% | |||
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
8.4% | |||
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
6.5% | |||
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
6.1% | |||
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
5.5% | |||
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
5.4% | |||
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
4.7% | |||
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
4.6% | |||
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
4.5% | |||
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
4.4% | |||
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
4.1% | |||
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
4.1% | |||
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
3.9% | |||
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
3.8% | |||
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
3.7% | |||
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
3.6% | |||
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
3.4% | |||
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
3.4% | |||
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
3.1% | |||
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
3.1% | |||
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
3.1% |