Goat Simulator

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Goat Simulator
Title
Developer
Publisher
Simulation, Casual, Indie
Genres
Remote Play on TV Remote Play Together Family Sharing
Categories
Released April 01, 2014
Release
USD 9.99
Price
89.10
Game Rating
62
Metacritic Score
8
Steam Review Score
-38
Par
71
Threshold
24h 3m
Last Unlock Playtime
3h 54m
Estimated
13m
Average
2020-01-20 00:51:06
Last Played
2017-09-15 17:24:53
Last Unlock
2014-03-31 22:03:29
First Unlock & Started
3 years 6 months 3 days 19 hours 21 minutes
Time Taken
21,847
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
18,728
… Players
360
… Expired
13,837
… in Progress
1,422
… Completed
69h 2m
Completion Playtime Avg.
24h 29m
Completion Playtime Median
17h 37m
Playtime Average
3h 33m
Playtime Median
23.47%
Completion Average
11.02%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
Diesel292 100% 127 3h 25m 3h 25m 2024-03-27 11:08:11
imaprosto 27.56% 35 / 127 6h 47m 2024-03-23 11:48:40
Super Monkey Ball 2 99.21% 126 / 127 89h 14m 2024-03-21 20:35:49
FruitCober 59.84% 76 / 127 11h 52m 2024-03-21 10:14:26
Mercedes Benzema 51.97% 66 / 127 5h 53m 2024-03-16 13:07:29
Zera of Palestein 28.35% 36 / 127 7h 7m 2024-03-16 00:12:35
LuãSemNComTil 90.55% 115 / 127 45h 27m 2024-03-15 16:56:37
ThePugHybrid 96.06% 122 / 127 20h 31m 2024-03-12 21:49:35
sebi 11.81% 15 / 127 2h 2m 2024-03-12 19:52:18
bashu 5.51% 7 / 127 1h 1m 2024-03-11 16:10:40
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
2017-09-15 17:24:53 2.3%
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2017-09-15 17:20:35 2.8%
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
2017-09-15 17:10:10 1.8%
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
2017-06-14 20:24:59 5.6%
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
2017-06-13 20:33:12 1.4%
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
2017-06-13 20:27:54 1.6%
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
2017-06-13 20:04:02 1.5%
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
2017-06-13 19:29:43 1.5%
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
2017-06-13 19:24:16 1.3%
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
2017-06-13 19:03:15 1.5%
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
2017-06-13 18:47:48 1.4%
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
2017-06-11 22:21:35 1.6%
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
2017-06-11 22:01:58 2.8%
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
2017-06-11 21:49:55 1.8%
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
2017-06-11 21:16:17 1.5%
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
2017-06-11 02:18:47 1.4%
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
2017-06-11 02:12:49 1.8%
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
2017-06-11 02:12:46 1.7%
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
2017-06-11 02:04:29 2.6%
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
2017-06-11 01:49:13 2.1%
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
2017-06-10 20:17:15 1.6%
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
2017-06-10 19:01:40 1.8%
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
2017-06-10 18:51:36 1.5%
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
2017-06-10 18:49:36 1.9%
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
2017-06-10 18:47:21 1.5%
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
2017-06-10 18:34:37 1.5%
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
2017-06-10 18:30:05 1.7%
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
2017-06-10 18:29:35 1.9%
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
2017-06-10 18:26:14 1.6%
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
2017-06-10 18:22:39 1.5%
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
2017-06-10 18:21:27 1.7%
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
2017-06-10 18:15:56 1.5%
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
2017-06-10 18:13:44 1.6%
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
2017-06-10 18:02:57 2.5%
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
2017-06-10 17:42:44 1.7%
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
2017-06-10 17:37:36 2.6%
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
2017-06-10 17:07:59 2.1%
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2017-06-10 16:58:28 2.5%
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
2017-06-10 16:55:34 1.7%
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
2017-02-26 21:17:13 8.7%
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2017-02-25 22:42:05 2.5%
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
2017-02-25 02:17:18 10.6%
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
2017-02-24 00:58:17 3.9%
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
2017-02-24 00:56:29 18.7%
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
2017-02-24 00:53:11 2.0%
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
2017-02-23 23:50:36 23.1%
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
2017-02-23 23:47:23 5.1%
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
2017-02-23 23:40:24 4.4%
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
2017-02-23 23:38:18 7.2%
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
2017-02-23 23:30:40 7.8%
Don't Panic
srsly
2017-02-23 23:28:05 5.5%
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
2017-02-23 23:21:30 4.3%
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
2017-02-23 23:14:52 3.3%
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
2017-02-23 23:12:58 3.2%
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
2017-02-23 23:08:10 4.2%
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
2017-02-23 23:06:29 3.8%
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2017-02-23 23:04:40 2.4%
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
2017-02-23 23:00:23 4.9%
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
2017-02-23 22:50:24 20.7%
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
2017-02-23 02:46:14 17.1%
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
2017-02-23 02:03:24 5.2%
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
2017-02-23 01:58:22 5.7%
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
2017-02-23 01:50:49 8.2%
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
2017-02-23 01:42:54 4.9%
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
2017-02-23 00:30:34 12.0%
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
2017-02-23 00:20:43 8.4%
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
2017-02-23 00:16:24 16.9%
Jörgen
Jörgen.
2017-02-23 00:15:12 7.4%
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
2017-02-23 00:11:18 5.2%
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
2017-02-23 00:10:47 3.9%
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
2017-02-23 00:02:35 19.7%
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2017-02-20 01:53:50 2.8%
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
2017-02-20 01:40:06 4.7%
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
2017-02-20 01:40:06 2.9%
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
2017-02-20 01:18:04 4.8%
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
2017-02-20 01:16:28 9.4%
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
2017-02-20 01:15:00 4.5%
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
2017-02-20 01:01:59 4.0%
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
2017-02-20 00:55:23 4.1%
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
2017-02-19 21:37:02 11.6%
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
2017-02-19 21:35:11 3.2%
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
2017-02-19 21:15:41 5.6%
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
2017-02-19 21:08:16 3.0%
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
2017-02-19 21:05:59 3.1%
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
2017-02-19 20:50:07 3.5%
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
2017-02-19 20:40:36 3.5%
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
2017-02-17 22:51:15 25.5%
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
2017-02-17 22:50:22 26.9%
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
2017-02-17 22:49:09 36.3%
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
2017-02-17 22:25:37 7.1%
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
2017-02-17 22:21:11 16.6%
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
2017-01-24 02:40:42 35.2%
I am Bread
Are you bread?
2017-01-24 02:36:38 4.2%
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
2017-01-24 02:29:19 17.2%
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
2017-01-24 02:24:41 13.7%
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
2017-01-24 02:16:03 52.2%
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
2017-01-24 02:12:41 4.5%
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
2017-01-24 02:10:38 11.9%
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
2017-01-24 02:04:48 53.9%
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
2017-01-24 01:55:42 30.4%
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
2017-01-23 00:05:44 37.5%
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
2017-01-22 23:30:12 29.5%
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
2017-01-22 23:07:47 49.1%
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
2017-01-22 22:53:31 50.6%
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
2017-01-22 18:11:18 51.0%
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
2017-01-22 18:10:46 55.9%
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
2014-03-31 22:09:13 41.6%
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
2014-03-31 22:08:45 33.1%
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
2014-03-31 22:03:29 48.2%
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
3.3%
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
2.9%
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
2.4%
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
2.2%
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
2.2%
BFF
Lick a friend
2.0%
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
1.9%
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
1.9%
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
1.9%
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
1.7%
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
1.6%
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
1.6%
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
1.6%
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
1.6%
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
1.3%
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
1.3%
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
1.3%
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
1.3%
Completion Playtime
Including hidden & invalid profiles