Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Model Citizen
Join a town. 		4.0%
/credits
Pretend to read the credits. 		3.7%
Be the Developer
Write an MMO by yourself for thirteen years. 		3.6%
Dragon Builder
Finish all of Draco's quests. 		6.7%
Placer of Blocks
Complete Draco's first quest: place five blocks. 		21.5%
Not forever alone
Be popular and admired. 		3.6%
Game Over
You lose at MMO. 		35.2%
Hoarder
Compulsively collect newspapers from 1995, because you might need them later for reasons. 		4.2%
Reach Level 2
Woo! 		22.3%
Reach Level 3
Woo!! 		10.8%
Reach Level 4
WOOOOO!!!! 		4.2%
Reach Level 5
Jeez, calm down. That's enough levels already. Now go outside and really live your life. Visit a new place! Learn a new language! Talk to a stranger! Write a novel! Or don't, I'm just an achievement. 		3.4%
Options Hero
Spend fifteen minutes in the options screen. 		3.5%
When you are Potato, anything is possible!
Become potato for great glory of national party! 		7.4%
Reward Finder
Find one reward block. 		17.3%
Reward Searcher
Find fifteen reward blocks. 		3.7%
Reward Hunter
Find thirty reward blocks. 		3.4%
Reward Scavenger
Find five reward blocks. 		5.0%
Reward... who am I kidding, no one will ever get this one
Find EVERY reward block on /rewardblocks (Primary server only!) 		3.3%
Please hang up and try again
Be mildly annoyed by a dropped connection or a 2AM SERVER REBOOT FUN TIME. 		5.4%
Trade
Complete a trade with another player. 		3.8%
You should probably get tested
After getting stabbed by someone with this achievement. 		4.4%
Important Wiki Edits
Write fanfiction that involves a crossover between citizens of your town and an obscure 1960's sci-fi television drama. 		4.0%
Braiiiiins
Get infected with Zombieism (note, you can't get this from the shop -- you have to be bitten by another player). 		3.3%