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Goat Simulator

Updated 4 years ago

Game for
Goat Simulator
Title
Developer
Publisher
Simulation, Indie, Casual
Genres
Family Sharing Remote Play on TV Remote Play Together
Categories
Released April 01, 2014
Release
USD 9.99
Price
89.12
Game Rating
62
Metacritic Score
8
Steam Review Score
+26
Par
37
Threshold
52m
Last Unlock Playtime
7h 44m
Estimated
4m
Average
2016-12-15 04:20:54
Last Played
2016-12-15 04:20:21
Last Unlock
2016-12-14 05:49:31
First Unlock & Started
22 hours 30 minutes
Time Taken
22,069
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
18,902
… Players
361
… Expired
13,970
… in Progress
1,438
… Completed
68h 31m
Completion Playtime Avg.
24h 30m
Completion Playtime Median
17h 32m
Playtime Average
3h 33m
Playtime Median
23.48%
Completion Average
11.02%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
ignat9999 30.71% 39 / 127 9h 51m 2024-04-21 12:23:34
In-sight- 88.98% 113 / 127 49h 9m 2024-04-20 19:29:22
Hectorhawk9 17.32% 22 / 127 5h 52m 2024-04-17 15:59:54
NunesCarlos 100% 127 29h 26m 29h 26m 2024-04-14 22:53:47
Smiling Orangutan | The Devourer 100% 127 30h 44m 30h 44m 2024-04-13 07:22:58
imaprosto 66.14% 84 / 127 13h 55m 2024-04-12 17:39:19
Zmarzlik 87.4% 111 / 127 16h 46m 2024-04-09 16:39:30
SnrEHOT 2.36% 3 / 127 2h 9m 2024-04-05 19:28:08
EonShark 14.17% 18 / 127 1h 28m 2024-04-05 05:19:52
Misters of Muteness 0.79% 1 / 127 5m 2024-04-04 16:33:27
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
2016-12-15 04:20:21 36.2%
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
2016-12-15 04:19:49 50.4%
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
2016-12-15 04:14:39 48.1%
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
2016-12-15 04:13:53 49.0%
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
2016-12-15 04:11:07 35.0%
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
2016-12-15 04:07:21 33.0%
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
2016-12-14 06:05:12 13.7%
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
2016-12-14 06:00:23 52.0%
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
2016-12-14 05:58:47 53.8%
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
2016-12-14 05:50:22 50.9%
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
2016-12-14 05:49:31 55.8%
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
41.5%
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
37.4%
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
30.3%
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
29.4%
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
26.9%
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
25.5%
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
23.0%
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
20.6%
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
19.6%
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
18.6%
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
17.1%
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
17.1%
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
16.8%
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
16.5%
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
12.0%
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
11.9%
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
11.5%
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
10.5%
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
9.3%
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
8.7%
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
8.3%
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
8.2%
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
7.8%
Jörgen
Jörgen.
7.4%
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
7.1%
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
7.1%
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
5.7%
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
5.6%
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
5.6%
Don't Panic
srsly
5.5%
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
5.2%
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
5.2%
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
5.0%
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
4.9%
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
4.9%
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
4.7%
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
4.7%
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
4.5%
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
4.5%
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
4.3%
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
4.3%
I am Bread
Are you bread?
4.2%
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
4.2%
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
4.1%
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
4.0%
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
3.9%
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
3.9%
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
3.8%
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
3.5%
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
3.5%
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
3.3%
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
3.3%
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
3.2%
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
3.2%
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
3.1%
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
3.0%
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
2.9%
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
2.9%
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2.8%
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
2.8%
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2.8%
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
2.6%
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
2.6%
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
2.5%
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2.5%
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2.5%
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
2.4%
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2.4%
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
2.2%
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
2.2%
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
2.2%
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
2.1%
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
2.1%
BFF
Lick a friend
2.0%
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
2.0%
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
1.9%
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
1.9%
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
1.9%
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
1.9%
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
1.9%
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
1.8%
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
1.8%
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
1.8%
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
1.7%
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
1.7%
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
1.7%
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
1.7%
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
1.7%
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
1.7%
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
1.7%
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
1.6%
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
1.6%
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
1.6%
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
1.6%
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
1.6%
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
1.6%
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
1.6%
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
1.6%
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
1.6%
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
1.5%
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
1.5%
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
1.5%
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
1.5%
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
1.5%
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
1.5%
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
1.5%
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
1.5%
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
1.5%
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
1.4%
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
1.4%
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
1.4%
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
1.3%
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
1.3%
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
1.3%
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
1.3%
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
1.3%
Completion Playtime
Including hidden & invalid profiles