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| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Ultimate survivor
Drinking your own piss like a pro. |
2019-01-04 05:55:42 | 56.7% | ||
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Magic portal
Somehow you don't remember anything. |
2019-01-04 05:55:36 | 22.8% | ||
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Finnish wedding
Your traditional wedding condition. |
2019-01-04 05:54:59 | 23.1% | ||
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Party time
Bottle of booze drank quickly. |
2019-01-04 05:41:36 | 47.4% | ||
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And it is gone!
Say goodbye to your saves. |
2018-01-28 20:25:34 | 42.6% | ||
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Proud to be mortal
When I die, I die for good |
2018-01-28 20:11:18 | 75.8% | ||
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Catch-A-Fish
You caught the rarest fish in the pond. |
0.9% | |||
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Gauntlet survivor
Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days. |
0.8% | |||
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Grill master
Serve at least 20 dish. |
0.8% | |||
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You are the wall
You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion. |
0.8% | |||
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Waving for victory
They failed to stop Johnny. |
0.8% | |||
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I am Santa Claus
Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi. |
0.8% | |||
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PTSD
Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange. |
0.9% | |||
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Wow, look at that Chopin there
Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C. |
1.1% | |||
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Kahen kilon siika!
Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms. |
0.7% | |||
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Engine started!
You beat the menu. And that's it. |
0.7% | |||
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A cure for illness
You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day. |
0.8% | |||
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Aiming like a pro
Maybe find a woman next time. |
0.9% | |||
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My finger slipped
Achieve a time of 0.12 or under. |
0.9% | |||
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Seek and you shall find
Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man. |
0.9% | |||
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King of Tuning
You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop! |
2.9% | |||
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An idiot
An idiot is definition of you. |
18.5% | |||
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A true hillbilly
Shopping groceries with style! |
31.5% | |||
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Can't stop smoking now...
You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going. |
2.3% | |||
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Case solved
24 bottles of beer consumed! |
33.2% | |||
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I am coward
No permanent death for you. |
73.2% | |||
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Dakar rally
You just keep on going. |
10.1% | |||
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True Peräjärvi Dalton!
Robbing a slot machine with style. |
5.4% | |||
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Darwin Award
Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more. |
1.3% | |||
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Greased rust
Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma. |
1.7% | |||
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Feel alive
Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver. |
3.0% | |||
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Finnish sisu!
Finish rally with major suspension damage. |
1.0% | |||
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Finnish Summer
This is it. This is everything you ever need. |
6.9% | |||
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First loser
Coming second is just a first loser. |
0.9% | |||
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Flying Finn
Top breed of racing drivers. |
1.0% | |||
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Full of crap
10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job! |
5.9% | |||
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Golden steam
Enjoy the smell. |
20.6% | |||
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Grand Theft Teimo
You little punk! |
17.1% | |||
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Granny's little helper
You are such a good boy! |
14.9% | |||
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Satsuma GT
You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim. |
4.5% | |||
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Hannes Kolehmainen
Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot. |
0.9% | |||
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It runs!
Your car actually started, good job! |
39.6% | |||
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Jackpot!
Maybe you should do Lotto too? |
2.8% | |||
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Jonne!
You are real Finnish Jonne. |
36.3% | |||
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Kela-Taxi
You served elderly person with style. |
3.6% | |||
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Kiddy champ
You won in a junior class! |
0.8% | |||
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Lottery winner
You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure! |
1.0% | |||
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Methanol Man
You gained a new super power: Blindness! |
1.6% | |||
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Money well spent
Better luck next time. |
17.1% | |||
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Mr. Kilju
Good batch of commercial deer piss. |
11.0% | |||
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Bad Guy
You've done your time. |
12.5% | |||
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You have a computer!
Now play some games. |
10.8% | |||
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Pimped!
That really does it. |
4.1% | |||
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Reetipokeri Master
Too bad this is not Las Vegas. |
0.7% | |||
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Poor people go away
A real money man. |
35.6% | |||
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Responsible citizen
You got your car through inspection. |
14.7% | |||
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Rusting fast
Over 200km/h with Satsuma! |
2.3% | |||
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What a shock!
Too long walk to the toilet perhaps? |
7.0% | |||
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Sliding Swede
Coming after Flying Finns! |
0.9% | |||
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Smoking kills
Do not smoke. At least while refueling... |
3.2% | |||
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1000 Strawberries!
Time well spent, huh? |
0.8% | |||
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Thank you for playing!
Seems like it is over now. |
1.7% | |||
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Thank you government
Crime is for poor people only. |
2.4% | |||
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Don't answer that call
Thunder called you and you got killed. |
4.2% | |||
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Too much power, too little skill
Jerk in daddy's car. |
1.7% | |||
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Total idiot & full idiot
Flipping off to a drunk driver. |
3.7% | |||
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Welcome to Finland
You just experienced a Sauna. |
30.9% | |||
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Working man's Saturday
Time to relax. |
9.0% | |||
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Yeast festival
Enjoy your home brew... delicious. |
13.0% | |||
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10000 km
10000 km driven with Satsuma. |
1.9% | |||
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You have a new friend!
He is drunk, so he must be a friend. |
13.7% | |||
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1000 km
1000 km driven with Satsuma. |
7.6% | |||
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You reached 100 kg
Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic. |
5.0% | |||
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100 km
100 km driven with Satsuma. |
25.5% | |||
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Full stash
Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times. |
0.8% | |||
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Philosophy Master
Sometimes being a banker is enough. |
0.9% |