Achievement Unlocked Game Visibility Global Unlocks
Don't Try This at Home
Heat up TNT 		2023-09-06 21:21:59
WorldBox - God Simulator
19.2%
World War
Have 10+ kingdoms at war! 		2023-09-06 21:15:00
WorldBox - God Simulator
51.5%
Middle-Earth
Have a world with villages for each race 		2023-09-06 21:06:46
WorldBox - God Simulator
69.6%
Semper Fry
Kill 20 enemies while you are on fire. 		2023-08-09 20:54:31
Team Fortress 2 11.8%
Mutually Assured Destruction
Kill an enemy sniper with a rocket after he kills you. 		2023-08-09 20:51:01
Team Fortress 2 14.0%
Soldier Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Soldier pack. 		2023-08-09 20:51:01
Team Fortress 2 15.1%
Know thyself
Have 450 You. 		2023-07-30 16:04:41
Cookie Clicker 17.1%
Motormouth
Reach level 10 wizard towers. 		2023-07-30 16:02:32
Cookie Clicker 19.5%
Strange topologies
Reach level 10 idleverses. 		2023-07-30 16:02:27
Cookie Clicker 14.4%
Gifted
Reach level 10 cortex bakers. 		2023-07-30 16:02:16
Cookie Clicker 13.8%
Self-improvement
Reach level 10 You. 		2023-07-27 15:25:54
Cookie Clicker 12.1%
Army of me
Have 400 You. 		2023-07-27 15:17:21
Cookie Clicker 22.5%
Strength in numbers
Have 350 You. 		2023-07-27 15:17:21
Cookie Clicker 23.9%
Overcrowding
Have 300 You. 		2023-07-27 15:17:20
Cookie Clicker 25.1%
Life finds a way
Have 250 You. 		2023-07-27 15:17:20
Cookie Clicker 25.4%
Copy that
Have 200 You. 		2023-07-27 15:17:20
Cookie Clicker 25.8%
Episode II
Have 150 You. 		2023-07-27 15:17:20
Cookie Clicker 25.9%
Born for this job
Have 100 You. 		2023-07-27 15:17:20
Cookie Clicker 26.2%
Multiplicity
Have 50 You. 		2023-07-27 15:17:20
Cookie Clicker 26.4%
That's all you
Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You. 		2023-07-27 15:16:52
Cookie Clicker 24.6%
Self-made
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You. 		2023-07-27 15:16:42
Cookie Clicker 26.3%
Reproducible results
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You. 		2023-07-27 15:16:42
Cookie Clicker 25.7%
My own clone
Have 1 You. 		2023-07-27 15:16:39
Cookie Clicker 26.8%
Air Show
Perform 2 aerial gestures before touching the ground in co-op 		2023-07-17 16:10:50
Portal 2 33.9%
I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Bulldozer
While wearing the "42nd" mask, trade 7 civilians. 		2023-07-13 22:38:23
PAYDAY 2 5.6%
Beyond quality
Purchase 600 upgrades. 		2023-06-12 12:39:59
Cookie Clicker 21.1%
With unrivaled fervor
Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second. 		2023-06-12 12:39:55
Cookie Clicker 21.7%
But I didn't say stop, did I?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second. 		2023-06-12 12:39:52
Cookie Clicker 24.5%
Grandmapocalypse
Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time. 		2023-06-10 21:46:20
Cookie Clicker 24.6%
What's not clicking
Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking. 		2023-06-10 21:46:20
Cookie Clicker 25.9%
Cookie Clicker
Unlock the final building. 		2023-06-10 21:46:20
Cookie Clicker 27.0%
Signed, sealed, delivered
Have 700 shipments. 		2023-06-10 21:46:20
Cookie Clicker 19.4%
You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-
Have 700 wizard towers. 		2023-06-10 21:46:20
Cookie Clicker 21.0%
The leader is good, the leader is great
Have 700 temples. 		2023-06-10 21:46:20
Cookie Clicker 22.1%
Getting that bag
Have 700 banks. 		2023-06-10 21:46:20
Cookie Clicker 23.0%
Bots build bots
Have 700 factories. 		2023-06-10 21:46:20
Cookie Clicker 23.6%
Dirt-rich
Have 700 mines. 		2023-06-10 21:46:20
Cookie Clicker 24.0%
Au naturel
Have 700 farms. 		2023-06-10 21:46:20
Cookie Clicker 24.5%
And now you're even older
Have 700 grandmas. 		2023-06-10 21:46:20
Cookie Clicker 25.0%
Innocent Bystander
Kill 1000 innocent animals 		2023-05-24 22:37:30
Garry's Mod 6.5%
Procreator
Spawn 1000 NPCs 		2023-05-24 22:35:13
Garry's Mod 23.3%
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. 		2023-05-01 10:30:57
Genital Jousting 15.8%
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. 		2023-05-01 09:59:27
Genital Jousting 31.9%
Go Right
Move to the right. 		2023-05-01 09:49:27
Genital Jousting 44.9%
Go Left
Move to the left. 		2023-05-01 09:49:25
Genital Jousting 45.0%
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. 		2023-04-30 22:20:01
Genital Jousting 31.7%
Fratricide
Do whatever it takes to survive. 		2023-03-13 20:45:45
Portal with RTX 22.2%
Friendly Fire
Knock down a turret with another turret. 		2023-03-13 20:34:11
Portal with RTX 17.3%
Lab Rat
Acquire the fully powered Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. 		2023-03-06 23:40:30
Portal with RTX 25.9%
MOAB Madness
Complete the MOAB Madness Special Mission 		2023-03-02 12:58:40
Bloons TD5 25.2%
Express Shipping Olympian
Earn all 3 medals on Express Shipping map 		2023-03-01 20:16:22
Bloons TD5 11.0%
Flying Monk
Enter the zen mode. 		2023-02-23 01:30:56
Superflight 36.3%
But the future refused to change
Have 650 time machines. 		2023-02-15 00:06:56
Cookie Clicker 20.2%
Making light of the situation
Have 600 prisms. 		2023-02-15 00:06:08
Cookie Clicker 24.9%
Swiss cheese
Have 650 portals. 		2023-02-15 00:05:48
Cookie Clicker 22.3%
Tautological
Have 550 fractal engines. 		2023-02-15 00:05:46
Cookie Clicker 25.9%
Elder slumber
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. 		2023-02-14 23:56:20
Cookie Clicker 26.8%
No nobility in poverty
Own at least 500 of every stock market good. 		2023-02-10 22:25:07
Cookie Clicker 9.8%
Rookie numbers
Own at least 100 of every stock market good. 		2023-02-10 22:25:06
Cookie Clicker 11.5%
Horn of plenty
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension. 		2023-02-10 22:18:51
Cookie Clicker 25.3%
Metallic taste
Have 650 alchemy labs. 		2023-02-10 21:58:37
Cookie Clicker 24.1%
Away from this place
Have 500 idleverses. 		2023-02-10 21:48:34
Cookie Clicker 24.4%
Quadricentennial and a half
Have at least 450 of everything. 		2023-02-09 18:32:14
Cookie Clicker 23.3%
Though fools seldom differ
Have 450 cortex bakers. 		2023-02-09 18:32:11
Cookie Clicker 23.6%
Not enough of a good thing
Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 		2023-02-09 18:29:09
Cookie Clicker 27.0%
Stifling the press
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it. 		2023-02-08 21:45:18
Cookie Clicker 17.3%
Huge tracts of land
Reach level 10 farms. 		2023-02-08 20:33:03
Cookie Clicker 24.5%
A Tazed of Your Own Medicine
Kill a Taser with either the Buzzer or Electrical Brass Knuckles melee weapons. 		2023-02-01 23:49:28
PAYDAY 2 4.7%
Even Steven
In The Alesso Heist, get your seven bucks back. Unlocks the "Cantus" mask, "Bionic" material and "Circle Raster" pattern. 		2023-02-01 23:38:29
PAYDAY 2 8.8%
Just Another Floorshow
Having started from wave 1, beat wave 5 of Holdout on The Alesso Heist. 		2023-01-30 15:32:53
PAYDAY 2 2.4%
Play It Again, Hox
Having started from wave 1, beat wave 3 of Holdout on The Alesso Heist. 		2023-01-30 15:32:53
PAYDAY 2 2.6%
Fisherman
Catch 10 different fish. 		2023-01-11 23:21:33
Stardew Valley 57.0%
So much to do so much to see
Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year. 		2022-12-02 23:43:04
Cookie Clicker
31.5%
Year's worth of cavities
Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps. 		2022-12-02 23:43:02
Cookie Clicker 31.4%
Hit Confirmed
Get a hit with a Spike Strip 		2022-12-02 23:03:25
Need for Speed™ Hot Pursuit Remastered 48.2%
Wall of Steel
Deploy a Road Block which then gets hit by a Racer 		2022-12-02 22:58:24
Need for Speed™ Hot Pursuit Remastered 39.9%
Burnout
Fill the Nitrous bar then use it all in one go without hitting anything 		2022-12-02 22:54:23
Need for Speed™ Hot Pursuit Remastered 68.1%
No-Death Adept
Beat an episode from the middle row without dying. 		2022-12-02 01:12:07
N++ 3.0%
Suspect
Reach wanted level (2) Suspect as a Racer 		2022-12-02 00:52:25
Need for Speed™ Hot Pursuit Remastered 68.3%
Vengeance is Mine
Wreck a Cop 		2022-12-02 00:51:25
Need for Speed™ Hot Pursuit Remastered 57.5%
Gotcha!
Bust a Racer 		2022-12-02 00:38:24
Need for Speed™ Hot Pursuit Remastered 60.7%
No-Death Novice
Beat an episode from the top row without dying. 		2022-12-01 23:38:16
N++ 10.7%
Voyeur
Watch a highscore replay. 		2022-12-01 23:35:23
N++ 11.3%
All-Gold Novice
Earn an all-gold badge in an episode from the top row 		2022-12-01 23:31:31
N++ 17.2%
Trust the Expert
Disarm 100 modules. 		2022-11-28 23:36:07
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes 30.1%
Bored
Launch every app in the system. 		2022-10-01 21:27:00
SUPERHOT
8.0%
Gate Crasher
Placed Three Keystones Into The Gate 		2022-09-30 23:39:00
Snake Pass 35.3%
Danger Is My Middle Name
Activated A Gate Without Activating Any Checkpoints 		2022-09-30 23:39:00
Snake Pass 7.3%
Terminal Velocity
Fell From A Great Height 		2022-09-30 23:34:16
Snake Pass 31.1%
Rocket Snake
Maintained Top Slither Speed For 10 Seconds 		2022-09-30 23:30:04
Snake Pass 34.4%
Keep going until I say stop
Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 		2022-09-28 15:11:05
Cookie Clicker 28.0%
All the stars in heaven
Own 100 heavenly upgrades. 		2022-09-17 11:32:05
Cookie Clicker 26.6%
Smurf account
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. 		2022-09-17 11:32:05
Cookie Clicker 28.5%
FLUSHED
Drain the Sewers 		2022-09-08 20:39:39
Outlast
36.3%
ILLUMINATED
Restore power to the Administrative Block 		2022-09-08 20:02:33
Outlast
47.1%
Finger Amputee
Click 250K times 		2022-07-04 17:58:29
Clicker Heroes 20.4%
Renew
Ascend the world 50 times 		2022-06-19 13:50:35
Clicker Heroes 11.4%
False vacuum
Have 650 shipments. 		2022-06-19 02:10:23
Cookie Clicker 25.6%
Nuclear throne
Have 600 antimatter condensers. 		2022-06-19 02:08:41
Cookie Clicker 26.7%
Back already?
Have 600 time machines. 		2022-06-19 02:08:31
Cookie Clicker 28.2%
A light snack
Have 550 prisms. 		2022-06-19 02:08:28
Cookie Clicker 28.7%
Tempting fate
Have 550 chancemakers. 		2022-06-19 02:08:28
Cookie Clicker 27.2%
Taking the back streets
Have 500 javascript consoles. 		2022-06-19 02:08:22
Cookie Clicker 28.0%
You are inevitable
Have 450 idleverses. 		2022-06-19 02:08:17
Cookie Clicker 28.7%
The devil's workshop
Have 800 cursors. 		2022-06-19 02:07:09
Cookie Clicker 29.7%
Shosple Colupis
Have 650 wizard towers. 		2022-06-19 02:06:28
Cookie Clicker 26.9%
Don't think about it too hard
Have 400 cortex bakers. 		2022-06-19 02:05:41
Cookie Clicker 27.9%
Reduced to gibbering heaps
Have 600 portals. 		2022-06-19 02:01:50
Cookie Clicker 29.7%
A sometimes food
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension. 		2022-06-19 02:00:01
Cookie Clicker 29.8%
And I will pray to a big god
Have 650 temples. 		2022-06-19 01:52:02
Cookie Clicker 27.9%
Pyramid scheme
Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters. 		2022-06-19 01:39:40
Cookie Clicker 11.1%
Financial prodigy
Have 650 banks. 		2022-06-19 01:39:17
Cookie Clicker 28.7%
Replaced by robots
Have 650 factories. 		2022-06-19 01:39:05
Cookie Clicker 29.3%
More you say?
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second. 		2022-06-19 01:26:55
Cookie Clicker 29.4%
I think it's safe to say you've got it made
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 		2022-06-18 23:26:58
Cookie Clicker 31.0%
Heavy flow
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second. 		2022-06-16 23:15:46
Cookie Clicker 30.6%
Lazarus
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. 		2022-06-16 22:57:15
Cookie Clicker 32.2%
Bad chemistry
Have 600 alchemy labs. 		2022-06-16 22:43:14
Cookie Clicker 31.0%
Particular tastes
Have 550 antimatter condensers. 		2022-06-14 16:14:23
Cookie Clicker 30.0%
Never get bored
Have 500 fractal engines. 		2022-06-11 00:03:09
Cookie Clicker 31.1%
Don't let the walls cave in on you
Have 650 mines. 		2022-06-10 23:56:08
Cookie Clicker 29.8%
Caveman to cosmos
Have 550 time machines. 		2022-06-10 23:54:55
Cookie Clicker 31.2%
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
Have 450 javascript consoles. 		2022-06-10 23:54:07
Cookie Clicker 31.4%
Full warehouses
Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good. 		2022-06-10 15:45:30
Cookie Clicker 12.9%
You'll never know if you don't go
Have 500 chancemakers. 		2022-06-10 15:44:30
Cookie Clicker 32.0%
Is there life on Mars?
Have 600 shipments. 		2022-06-10 15:44:02
Cookie Clicker 32.2%
Don't let me leave, Murph
Have 550 portals. 		2022-06-10 15:43:36
Cookie Clicker 32.4%
What did we even eat before these
Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second. 		2022-06-09 20:14:22
Cookie Clicker 31.8%
And then what?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension. 		2022-06-03 23:00:13
Cookie Clicker 33.0%
Unthinkable
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 		2022-06-03 01:35:31
Cookie Clicker 29.8%
Haven't even begun to peak
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second. 		2022-06-03 01:34:35
Cookie Clicker 32.9%
The 10% myth
Have 350 cortex bakers. 		2022-06-03 01:33:48
Cookie Clicker 29.5%
Mindfulness
Have 300 cortex bakers. 		2022-06-03 01:33:47
Cookie Clicker 30.8%
Myriad
Own 10,000 buildings. 		2022-06-03 01:33:46
Cookie Clicker 30.1%
A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'
Have 250 cortex bakers. 		2022-06-03 01:33:46
Cookie Clicker 31.3%
Gyrification
Have 200 cortex bakers. 		2022-06-03 01:33:45
Cookie Clicker 31.7%
The organ that named itself
Have 150 cortex bakers. 		2022-06-03 01:33:44
Cookie Clicker 31.9%
Now there's an idea
Have 100 cortex bakers. 		2022-06-03 01:33:43
Cookie Clicker 32.3%
Just my imagination
Have 50 cortex bakers. 		2022-06-03 01:33:42
Cookie Clicker 32.6%
The thought that counts
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 		2022-06-03 01:33:21
Cookie Clicker 31.4%
Positive thinking
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers. 		2022-06-03 01:33:21
Cookie Clicker 32.3%
It's big brain time
Have 1 cortex baker. 		2022-06-03 01:33:18
Cookie Clicker 33.3%
Kaizen
Purchase 500 upgrades. 		2022-06-03 01:32:46
Cookie Clicker 29.9%
Ain't that a click in the head
Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking. 		2022-06-03 01:32:46
Cookie Clicker 32.4%
It's grown on you
Have 650 farms. 		2022-06-03 01:32:46
Cookie Clicker 30.3%
They moistly come at night
Have 650 grandmas. 		2022-06-03 01:32:46
Cookie Clicker 30.8%
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Have 500 prisms. 		2022-05-25 13:04:36
Cookie Clicker 33.0%
Mass Easteria
Unlock 14 eggs. 		2022-05-25 01:16:56
Cookie Clicker 27.9%
Moistburster
Burst 200 wrinklers. 		2022-05-25 00:58:01
Cookie Clicker 24.4%
Make my day
Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale. 		2022-05-24 22:45:32
Cookie Clicker 13.9%
Buy buy buy
Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase. 		2022-05-24 22:44:48
Cookie Clicker 12.4%
Quadricentennial
Have at least 400 of everything. 		2022-05-24 15:43:58
Cookie Clicker 31.1%
Versatile
Have 400 idleverses. 		2022-05-24 15:43:53
Cookie Clicker 32.8%
Freaky jazz hands
Reach level 10 cursors. 		2022-05-21 23:59:05
Cookie Clicker 29.4%
Feed me, Orteil
Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 		2022-05-21 04:01:49
Cookie Clicker 33.9%
Magic thinking
Have 600 wizard towers. 		2022-05-17 22:47:55
Cookie Clicker 33.3%
Resurrection
Ascend 10 times. 		2022-05-17 20:39:13
Cookie Clicker 32.5%
Oh, you're back
Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. 		2022-05-17 20:39:12
Cookie Clicker 34.4%
Just a phase
Have 550 alchemy labs. 		2022-05-17 20:33:13
Cookie Clicker 33.3%
I'm so meta, even this achievement
Have 450 fractal engines. 		2022-05-17 20:22:06
Cookie Clicker 33.5%
What a concept
Have 500 antimatter condensers. 		2022-05-17 20:03:56
Cookie Clicker 33.8%
The incredible journey
Have 550 shipments. 		2022-05-17 20:03:39
Cookie Clicker 34.1%
Preaches and cream
Have 600 temples. 		2022-05-17 20:03:09
Cookie Clicker 34.2%
The years start coming
Have 500 time machines. 		2022-05-17 19:53:29
Cookie Clicker 34.5%
Jackpot
Have 450 chancemakers. 		2022-05-17 19:52:55
Cookie Clicker 34.1%
Closure
Have 400 javascript consoles. 		2022-05-17 19:52:18
Cookie Clicker 34.4%
You're #1 so why try harder
Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second. 		2022-05-17 19:42:19
Cookie Clicker 34.5%
In the garden of Eden (baby)
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. 		2022-05-13 00:28:38
Cookie Clicker 13.9%
Hungry for more
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension. 		2022-05-13 00:17:21
Cookie Clicker 35.1%
Botany enthusiast
Harvest 100 mature garden plants. 		2022-05-09 14:26:13
Cookie Clicker 20.0%
Gotta hand it to you
Have 700 cursors. 		2022-05-09 09:12:55
Cookie Clicker 35.0%
Optical illusion
Have 450 prisms. 		2022-05-09 09:12:48
Cookie Clicker 34.7%
That's rich
Have 600 banks. 		2022-05-09 09:12:18
Cookie Clicker 34.8%
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Have 500 portals. 		2022-05-09 09:11:23
Cookie Clicker 35.1%
Tricentennial and a half
Have at least 350 of everything. 		2022-05-09 09:11:10
Cookie Clicker 33.7%
Bake him away, toys
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second. 		2022-05-09 09:11:10
Cookie Clicker 35.0%
Hyperspace expressway
Have 350 idleverses. 		2022-05-09 09:11:06
Cookie Clicker 34.8%
Earth-616
Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses. 		2022-05-09 09:09:40
Cookie Clicker 34.3%
First-class citizen
Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles. 		2022-05-09 09:09:35
Cookie Clicker 34.8%
Gift Giver
Get 75 kills with any non-explosive throwable weapon. Unlocks the "Bulbous Bauble" Weapon Charm. 		2022-05-08 23:15:53
PAYDAY 2 2.2%
The end of the world
Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. 		2022-04-16 23:03:08
Cookie Clicker 35.7%
Gotta go fast
Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second. 		2022-04-16 22:58:04
Cookie Clicker 35.5%
Just about full
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 		2022-04-16 22:47:44
Cookie Clicker 35.6%
Not half bad
Raise a character level to 25. 		2022-04-06 21:44:29
Dead by Daylight 44.6%
Skillful
Boost any perk to level 3. 		2022-04-06 21:43:11
Dead by Daylight 52.1%
Old West Oasis
In a public match, repair the generator in the Saloon and escape. 		2022-04-05 17:06:26
Dead by Daylight 18.3%
It wakes
Raise a character level to 10. 		2022-04-02 15:54:05
Dead by Daylight 58.7%
Getting the hang of it
Raise your grade for the first time. 		2022-04-02 14:33:31
Dead by Daylight 54.1%
Higitus figitus migitus mum
Have 550 wizard towers. 		2022-03-31 16:22:35
Cookie Clicker 34.8%
A matter of perspective
Have 450 antimatter condensers. 		2022-03-31 16:21:33
Cookie Clicker 35.3%
The wheels of progress
Have 600 factories. 		2022-03-31 16:21:20
Cookie Clicker 35.4%
For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title
Have 400 fractal engines. 		2022-03-31 16:21:08
Cookie Clicker 35.7%
Groundhog day
Have 450 time machines. 		2022-03-31 16:19:25
Cookie Clicker 35.7%
We could all use a little change
Have 500 alchemy labs. 		2022-03-31 16:18:52
Cookie Clicker 35.6%
Living on a prayer
Have 550 temples. 		2022-03-31 16:18:45
Cookie Clicker 35.4%
Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way
Have 600 mines. 		2022-03-31 16:18:37
Cookie Clicker 35.8%
Egging on
Unlock 7 eggs. 		2022-03-31 16:15:18
Cookie Clicker 31.0%
We must go deeper
Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines. 		2022-03-31 13:12:41
Cookie Clicker 35.5%
The hunt is on
Unlock 1 egg. 		2022-03-31 13:08:46
Cookie Clicker 35.4%
Murphy's wild guess
Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers. 		2022-03-31 13:00:06
Cookie Clicker 35.7%
Maybe a chance in hell, actually
Have 400 chancemakers. 		2022-03-30 20:25:37
Cookie Clicker 36.0%
Inconsolable
Have 350 javascript consoles. 		2022-03-30 20:25:33
Cookie Clicker 35.7%
Checks out
Have 550 banks. 		2022-03-30 20:22:26
Cookie Clicker 35.9%
Only shooting stars
Have 500 shipments. 		2022-03-30 20:20:12
Cookie Clicker 36.1%
Now the dark days are gone
Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms. 		2022-03-30 20:20:04
Cookie Clicker 35.9%
Tricentennial
Have at least 300 of everything. 		2022-03-30 20:17:09
Cookie Clicker 36.0%
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere
Have 300 idleverses. 		2022-03-30 20:17:08
Cookie Clicker 36.3%
Hypersonic
Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second. 		2022-03-30 20:15:35
Cookie Clicker 36.0%
Powers of Ten
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers. 		2022-03-30 20:14:44
Cookie Clicker 36.1%
Bursting at the seams
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension. 		2022-03-30 20:14:29
Cookie Clicker 36.3%
Leisurely pace
Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second. 		2022-03-29 10:00:21
Cookie Clicker 36.3%
Humble rebeginnings
Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. 		2022-03-29 08:31:22
Cookie Clicker 36.6%
Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear
Have 450 portals. 		2022-03-29 08:14:05
Cookie Clicker 36.2%
Déjà vu
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines. 		2022-03-28 18:16:35
Cookie Clicker 36.2%
Elder calm
Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. 		2022-03-28 18:11:30
Cookie Clicker 34.6%
My eyes
Have 400 prisms. 		2022-03-28 08:44:16
Cookie Clicker 36.3%
Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change
Have 450 alchemy labs. 		2022-03-28 08:44:03
Cookie Clicker 36.5%
The meteor men beg to differ
Have 500 wizard towers. 		2022-03-28 08:43:52
Cookie Clicker 36.5%
Panic! at Nabisco
Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 		2022-03-28 08:43:24
Cookie Clicker 36.7%
In the green
Have 600 farms. 		2022-03-27 21:22:17
Cookie Clicker 36.2%
Renaissance baker
Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. 		2022-03-27 20:59:07
Cookie Clicker 36.5%
Ecumenopolis
Own 7,500 buildings. 		2022-03-27 20:59:07
Cookie Clicker 36.8%
Downsizing
Have 400 antimatter condensers. 		2022-03-27 20:58:59
Cookie Clicker 36.6%
An example of recursion
Have 350 fractal engines. 		2022-03-27 20:58:43
Cookie Clicker 36.5%
Self-manmade man
Have 550 factories. 		2022-03-25 19:56:26
Cookie Clicker 36.3%
My world's on fire, how about yours
Have 500 temples. 		2022-03-24 23:36:13
Cookie Clicker 36.8%
Space space space space space
Have 450 shipments. 		2022-03-24 23:35:55
Cookie Clicker 36.8%
Mind your language
Have 300 javascript consoles. 		2022-03-24 23:28:44
Cookie Clicker 36.8%
I've got the Midas touch
Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs. 		2022-03-24 18:12:17
Cookie Clicker 36.4%
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments. 		2022-03-24 17:51:17
Cookie Clicker 36.4%
Dicey business
Have 350 chancemakers. 		2022-03-24 17:49:00
Cookie Clicker 36.7%
Invited to yesterday's party
Have 400 time machines. 		2022-03-24 17:47:06
Cookie Clicker 36.8%
Okay boomer
Have 600 grandmas. 		2022-03-24 17:47:02
Cookie Clicker 36.7%
Rock on
Have 550 mines. 		2022-03-24 17:46:29
Cookie Clicker 36.5%
Which eternal lie
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals. 		2022-03-24 17:45:32
Cookie Clicker 36.6%
Green cookies sleep furiously
Bake 10 decillion cookies per second. 		2022-03-23 14:27:49
Cookie Clicker 36.9%
Frantiquities
Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas. 		2022-03-23 14:26:12
Cookie Clicker 37.2%
Set for life
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension. 		2022-03-23 14:21:22
Cookie Clicker 37.2%
Manafest destiny
Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers. 		2022-03-23 14:20:22
Cookie Clicker 36.8%
What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex
Have 400 portals. 		2022-03-22 20:33:31
Cookie Clicker 37.2%
Get the show on, get paid
Have 500 banks. 		2022-03-22 20:20:53
Cookie Clicker 37.1%
At the end of the tunnel
Have 350 prisms. 		2022-03-22 20:20:45
Cookie Clicker 37.0%
But wait 'til you get older
Have 550 grandmas. 		2022-03-22 09:09:41
Cookie Clicker 37.3%
Overripe
Have 550 farms. 		2022-03-22 09:09:33
Cookie Clicker 36.8%
Exotic matter
Have 350 antimatter condensers. 		2022-03-22 09:09:05
Cookie Clicker 37.2%
Push it to the limit
Bake 1 decillion cookies per second. 		2022-03-22 09:07:09
Cookie Clicker 37.1%
With her finger and her thumb
Have 600 cursors. 		2022-03-22 09:06:49
Cookie Clicker 37.1%
You get nothing
Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. 		2022-03-16 15:01:13
Cookie Clicker 37.2%
Bicentennial and a half
Have at least 250 of everything. 		2022-03-16 14:54:14
Cookie Clicker 36.8%
Spoils and plunder
Have 250 idleverses. 		2022-03-16 14:54:11
Cookie Clicker 37.0%