Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Master of Time
Play for 250 minutes
2018-12-02 03:32:06 34.3%
Shoot it 50 times
Damn that are a lot of thingies
2018-12-02 01:28:43 37.1%
Shoot it 25 times
Even more weird thingies
2018-12-02 00:46:41 47.3%
Shoot it 10 times
More weird thingies...
2018-12-02 00:23:01 67.2%
Grrrbrbrbrbr. Woah… what happened?
Did you see that?
2018-12-01 16:01:45 54.0%
WTF
I guess it workn't.
2018-12-01 15:49:12 71.2%
Get -1 point
The keyboard is your friend.
2018-12-01 15:48:20 44.1%
So you want to hear a secret?
If you press GO it will automatically skip to the next message. However, always wait until the old text disappeared!
2018-12-01 15:47:26
41.6%
Do you do everything that a random stranger tells you to do?
Press 50 on the keyboard
2018-11-28 22:09:44 70.3%
SEXYYYY!!!
Press the sexy number
2018-11-28 22:09:37 55.2%
Clicker Achievement #99
Good job I am giving up.
2018-11-28 22:09:12
51.7%
Clicker Achievement #97
You are incredible.
2018-11-28 22:09:12
51.9%
Clicker Achievement #98
You tapped so often that I can't even count it anymore.
2018-11-28 22:09:12
51.8%
Clicker Achievement #96
Dude that is crazy! Let's introduce the super click and go to 1000000!
2018-11-28 22:09:12
52.3%
Clicker Achievement #100
WIN THE GAME!
2018-11-28 22:09:12 51.7%
Clicker Achievement #101
The ultimate click champion!
2018-11-28 22:09:12
51.7%
Clicker Achievement #85
Fuck it… that’s the end of the game!
2018-11-28 21:47:34 63.9%
Clicker Achievement #86
Hope you kinda had fun and are happy with your achievements :P
2018-11-28 21:47:34 63.9%
Clicker Achievement #87
Also…
2018-11-28 21:47:34 63.9%
Clicker Achievement #88
What the actual fuck dude…
2018-11-28 21:47:34 64.0%
Clicker Achievement #89
You managed to do 100k clicks…
2018-11-28 21:47:34 63.9%
Clicker Achievement #90
That is super awesome and kind of worrisome...
2018-11-28 21:47:34 63.9%
Clicker Achievement #91
So… to say it with the words of your mum…
2018-11-28 21:47:34 63.9%
Clicker Achievement #92
Go outside and play with your friends!
2018-11-28 21:47:34 63.9%
Clicker Achievement #93
And switch off the computer!
2018-11-28 21:47:34 63.8%
Clicker Achievement #94
Hmm.. weird.. that used to work before...
2018-11-28 21:47:34
63.9%
Clicker Achievement #95
Oh well seems like you didn't listen...
2018-11-28 21:47:34
62.8%
Clicker Achievement #84
Oh boy … actually you know what… just forget about it… I am running out of things to say here… therefore…
2018-11-28 21:47:13 63.9%
Clicker Achievement #83
Do you want to know a secret?
2018-11-28 21:46:52 63.9%
Clicker Achievement #82
We gonna take that moment to tell you the one thing that really mattes: We love you! :)
2018-11-28 21:46:30 64.1%
Clicker Achievement #81
Pro Tip: Just 3 more and you are finally done!
2018-11-28 21:46:09 64.3%
Clicker Achievement #79
You know to keep it challanging ;)
2018-11-28 21:45:49 64.2%
Clicker Achievement #80
Damn boooooooyyy… that’s sooo high already…
2018-11-28 21:45:49 64.2%
Clicker Achievement #77
50000 = The average amount of spiders per acre in green areas. (for however is interest in a random fact)
2018-11-28 21:45:46 64.4%
Clicker Achievement #74
From now one each of your clicks will be worth 100 clicks instead..
2018-11-28 21:45:45 64.4%
Clicker Achievement #75
We hope that helps :D
2018-11-28 21:45:45 64.5%
Clicker Achievement #76
See it's much faster that way :)
2018-11-28 21:45:45 64.5%
Clicker Achievement #73
You know as an appology for earlier let me help you a little...
2018-11-28 21:45:44 64.4%
Clicker Achievement #72
30000 is a very high number… there are only a hand full of numbers higher…
2018-11-28 21:45:16 64.7%
Clicker Achievement #70
See you at absolute zero.
2018-11-28 21:43:48 67.4%
Clicker Achievement #71
−273.15° is absolute zero… the coldest known temperature.
2018-11-28 21:43:48 67.5%
Clicker Achievement #69
I guess its the best for both of us if I am just quite for a while.
2018-11-28 21:43:47 67.4%
Clicker Achievement #68
You know what... I feel sorry for the way I was talking to you.
2018-11-28 21:43:37 67.6%
Clicker Achievement #60
I mean look at you...
2018-11-28 21:43:06 68.4%
Clicker Achievement #61
What are you doing with your time?
2018-11-28 21:43:06 68.3%
Clicker Achievement #62
Like one day you will proudly tell your children...
2018-11-28 21:43:06 68.3%
Clicker Achievement #63
about the day where you sat down in front of your computer...
2018-11-28 21:43:06 68.3%
Clicker Achievement #64
and kept smashing this one button...
2018-11-28 21:43:06 68.3%
Clicker Achievement #65
for no good damn reason...
2018-11-28 21:43:06 68.4%
Clicker Achievement #66
yeah.. i didn't think so neither.
2018-11-28 21:43:06 68.3%
Clicker Achievement #67
18000000 player have been online on Steam at the same time in January 2018.
2018-11-28 21:43:06 68.3%
Clicker Achievement #59
You might want to reconsider your decission in live...
2018-11-28 21:42:55 68.6%
Clicker Achievement #58
14.000 pounds is the weight of an average fox.
2018-11-28 21:42:50 68.8%
Clicker Achievement #57
Is it really worth all the trouble for some achievements?
2018-11-28 21:42:45 69.0%
Clicker Achievement #56
Aren't you getting bored?
2018-11-28 21:42:38 69.4%
Clicker Achievement #55
Lets learn counting together...
2018-11-28 21:42:14 73.0%
Clicker Achievement #54
Good for you!
2018-11-28 21:42:13 73.0%
Clicker Achievement #53
You seem to have a lot of freetime.
2018-11-28 21:42:08 73.1%
Clicker Achievement #52
9500 is the thickness of your mama's butt.
2018-11-28 21:42:03 73.2%
Clicker Achievement #51
It's over 9000!!!!!
2018-11-28 21:42:01 73.3%
Clicker Achievement #50
8848m is the height of the Mount Everest
2018-11-28 21:41:49 73.8%
Beat the Freaking Clock
Play for 100 minutes
2018-11-28 21:35:22 38.6%
The Timeless
Play for 50 minutes
2018-11-28 20:45:22 42.9%
The Perfect Nap
Play for 25 minutes
2018-11-28 20:20:22 51.5%
Clicker Achievement #49
7672 games have been released on Steam in 2017.
2018-11-28 20:05:37 74.7%
Clicker Achievement #48
7000 years ago cats started living people.
2018-11-28 20:05:26 75.2%
Time is of the Essence
Play for 10 minutes
2018-11-28 20:05:22 73.3%
Just a Quicky
Play for 5 minutes
2018-11-28 20:00:22 88.5%
Clicker Achievement #47
Sorry to tell you but you will never make it to the end!
2018-11-28 20:00:10 78.4%
Clicker Achievement #46
5000 = The amount of times our head developer missspelled achievemnets
2018-11-28 20:00:03 79.0%
Clicker Achievement #45
4325003274489856000 = The total number of configurations of a Rubik's Cube.
2018-11-28 19:59:48 83.3%
Clicker Achievement #44
We just wanted to let you know that from now on you will have to work for your achievements.
2018-11-28 19:59:45 83.5%
Clicker Achievement #43
2.718 = Euler's number… yes the dude owns that shit!
2018-11-28 19:59:26 84.0%
Clicker Achievement #42
How about we make the button visible again?
2018-11-28 19:59:23 84.9%
Clicker Achievement #41
2 as a binary number is maybe the most important number in computer science.
2018-11-28 19:59:21 87.0%
Clicker Achievement #40
2000 = Some male songbirds sing more often every day.
2018-11-28 19:59:17 88.0%
Clicker Achievement #37
Oh also lets just get rid of that annoying moving button…
2018-11-28 19:59:14 90.0%
Clicker Achievement #38
Aaaand replace it with an invisible one…
2018-11-28 19:59:14 90.0%
Clicker Achievement #39
1666 = The average amount of cups of coffee a game developer usually drinks per day… well at least somewhere close to that number.
2018-11-28 19:59:14 90.0%
Clicker Achievement #36
1337… nothing more.
2018-11-28 19:59:12 90.2%
Clicker Achievement #34
1111 = The number is cool so we will stop the eye cancer for you
2018-11-28 19:59:10 90.4%
Clicker Achievement #35
13 = Flight rates usually drop on Friday the 13th because many people are scared of taking the plane.
2018-11-28 19:59:10 90.5%
Clicker Achievement #33
Here is your new freaking moving button!
2018-11-28 19:59:09 90.5%
Clicker Achievement #32
It seems like you are a bit bored… lets pump it up a little
2018-11-28 19:59:09 90.7%
Clicker Achievement #31
991 = Beeep Beeeep - Who is there? Is this an emergency?
2018-11-28 19:59:08 90.8%
Clicker Achievement #30
Oh boy… oh boy… how about some sweet funky vision?
2018-11-28 19:59:07 90.8%
Clicker Achievement #28
777 is like 666… just replace every 6 with a 7
2018-11-28 19:59:06 90.9%
Clicker Achievement #29
828m high is the tallest building in the world… :O
2018-11-28 19:59:06 90.9%
Clicker Achievement #27
691 = First Irregular Prime Number (like who the fuck want to know that?)
2018-11-28 19:59:05 91.0%
Clicker Achievement #26
666 = Burn in hell baby!
2018-11-28 19:59:04 91.4%
Clicker Achievement #25
Since everything takes so long lets double your click power!
2018-11-28 19:59:03 91.9%
Clicker Achievement #24
505 Games (the publisher) did not want to publish this game… we can't even imagine why…
2018-11-28 19:59:02 92.5%
Clicker Achievement #23
447.19 km/h of the fastest car in the world… did you know that this equals 277.87 mph?
2018-11-28 19:59:01 93.5%
Clicker Achievement #22
4 is considered an unlucky number in chinese which is why some hotels do not have a 4th floor.
2018-11-28 19:58:59 94.4%
Clicker Achievement #21
PI is around 3.14159265359
2018-11-28 19:58:58 94.8%
Clicker Achievement #20
277.87 = Mph of the fastest car in the world, the Koenigsegg Agera RS.
2018-11-28 19:58:57 95.5%
Clicker Achievement #19
233 = Amount of little kids in the internet who already fucked your mum.
2018-11-28 19:58:56 95.8%
Clicker Achievement #18
163 = Some people in the internet think this is the coolest number. Google it if you don’t belive me.
2018-11-28 19:58:18 96.1%
Clicker Achievement #17
We gonna disable the freezing on the button now… so you do not have to wait every time.
2018-11-28 19:58:14 96.3%
Clicker Achievement #16
Oh wait, that's still not all!
2018-11-28 19:58:10 96.3%
Shoot it
Click the f****ng weird thingy.
2018-11-28 19:58:06 93.7%
Clicker Achievement #15
121 is also the avarage number of games per user on Steam in May 2018
2018-11-28 19:58:06 96.4%
Clicker Achievement #14
Oh wait, that's still not all!
2018-11-28 19:58:02 96.4%
Clicker Achievement #13
121 = 11 * 11 (also there might be some illuminati involved again)
2018-11-28 19:57:58 96.6%
The First Confusion
Play for 2.5 minutes
2018-11-28 19:57:52 95.5%
Clicker Achievement #12
100% of the achievements that you could unlocked with the first 100 clicks.
2018-11-28 19:56:23 96.9%
A Single Minute
Play for 1 minute
2018-11-28 19:56:22 97.9%
Clicker Achievement #11
Also the button actually seems to be a bit too big… lets make it small
2018-11-28 19:56:19 97.0%
Clicker Achievement #10
Look at that… look at the shapes… look at the roundness!
2018-11-28 19:56:15 97.3%
Clicker Achievement #9
We all love it... Sexy!
2018-11-28 19:56:10 97.4%
Clicker Achievement #8
50 = Try to put that into the keyboard.
2018-11-28 19:56:06 97.9%
Clicker Achievement #7
Wait… Who the fuck switched on that crap? Wait… we will change it for you.
2018-11-28 19:56:02 98.0%
Clicker Achievement #6
35 = Level of saltiness that we had while creating the game.
2018-11-28 19:55:58 98.2%
Clicker Achievement #5
Freaking Illuminatis everywhere.
2018-11-28 19:55:53 98.6%
Clicker Achievement #4
11 = The average number of games in a Steam library in March 2016
2018-11-28 19:55:41 98.8%
Clicker Achievement #3
So since you are getting up to speed let us switch on some enjoyable music for you.
2018-11-28 19:55:37 98.7%
Clicker Achievement #2
Yeah you seem to get it now.
2018-11-28 19:55:33 98.8%
Clicker Achievement #1
Good job, you must be a genius!
2018-11-28 19:55:28 98.8%
A First Step
Start the game
2018-11-28 19:55:23 99.3%
Clicker Achievement #0
0 = The amount of shits that where given today.
2018-11-28 19:55:22 99.0%