- +5
- Par
- 13
- Threshold
- 6h 55m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 19h 0m
- Estimated
- 57m
- Average
- 2021-03-29 03:02:47
- Last Played
- 2019-08-13 22:27:31
- Last Unlock
- 2018-12-20 04:08:18
- First Unlock & Started
- 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 18 hours 19 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Lifetimes | 25% | 7 / 28 | 1h 46m | 2024-04-16 22:46:52 | |||
WaxWeazle | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 24m | 2024-04-12 22:35:45 | |||
Monkeh | 17.86% | 5 / 28 | 1h 19m | 2024-04-04 11:56:36 | |||
[☭]-Soviet-Triumph- | 46.43% | 13 / 28 | 4h 12m | 2024-03-31 05:55:03 | |||
Lohrteos | 32.14% | 9 / 28 | 5h 29m | 2024-03-29 22:12:41 | |||
Cocteau | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 30m | 2024-03-15 23:32:07 | |||
BNbbo| | 10.71% | 3 / 28 | 37m | 2024-03-15 21:42:50 | |||
Mikiwi8 | 92.86% | 26 / 28 | 2h 51m | 2024-03-09 20:36:05 | |||
fabenus | 14.29% | 4 / 28 | 4h 23m | 2024-03-05 18:53:23 | |||
Freeman | 100% | 28 | 3h 50m | 3h 50m | 2024-02-29 02:59:21 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
2019-08-13 22:27:31 | 1.2% | ||
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
2019-08-13 22:25:18 | 3.3% | ||
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
2019-08-13 21:53:09 | 31.9% | ||
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
2019-08-13 21:41:51 | 4.0% | ||
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
2019-08-13 21:32:16 | 6.6% | ||
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
2019-08-13 21:19:35 | 31.7% | ||
Go Left
Move to the left. |
2018-12-20 04:08:20 | 45.0% | ||
Go Right
Move to the right. |
2018-12-20 04:08:18 | 44.9% | ||
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
15.8% | |||
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
11.1% | |||
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
10.4% | |||
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
9.2% | |||
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
6.7% | |||
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
6.1% | |||
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
4.7% | |||
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
4.7% | |||
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
4.2% | |||
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
3.8% | |||
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
3.7% | |||
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
3.2% | |||
Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
3.0% | |||
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
3.0% | |||
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2.1% | |||
Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
1.6% | |||
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
1.5% | |||
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
1.5% | |||
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
1.2% | |||
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
1.1% |