Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
2019-10-20 17:09:16 2.5%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
2019-10-20 15:59:58 15.6%
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
2019-09-18 13:51:08 3.8%
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
2019-09-18 13:30:27 2.5%
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
2019-09-18 13:30:26 2.7%
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
2019-09-18 13:30:19 2.7%
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
2019-09-18 12:57:32 3.8%
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
2019-09-17 17:41:33 7.7%
Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
2019-09-17 17:41:22
3.1%
Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
2019-09-17 17:41:22
5.0%
Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
2019-09-17 17:06:23
8.4%
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
2019-09-17 16:57:39 6.2%
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
2019-09-17 16:16:14 9.8%
Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
2019-09-15 13:56:53
13.1%
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
2019-09-15 13:39:58 10.8%
Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
2019-09-15 12:31:47
36.5%
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
2019-09-14 16:32:47 12.3%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
2019-09-14 15:31:10 6.1%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
2016-05-12 11:10:52
36.8%
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
2015-04-14 11:23:22 17.2%
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
2015-04-13 14:06:35 23.2%
Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
2015-04-13 13:55:34
49.1%
Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
2015-04-13 13:55:04
12.7%
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
2015-04-13 13:37:42 31.4%
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
2015-04-13 12:28:32 35.9%
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
2015-04-11 13:17:32 3.1%
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
2015-04-11 09:35:58 47.7%
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
2015-04-11 09:35:57 41.9%
Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
2015-04-11 09:26:29
7.9%
KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
2015-04-11 07:13:43
31.8%
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
2015-04-11 07:01:00 52.5%
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
2015-04-11 06:51:12 12.2%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
2015-04-11 06:37:13 7.3%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
2015-04-10 12:38:32
59.5%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
2015-04-10 11:46:11 66.5%
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
2015-04-10 11:11:45 48.3%
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
2015-04-10 11:11:32 30.5%
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
2015-04-10 10:50:50 45.4%
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
2015-04-10 08:42:11 7.8%
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
2015-04-09 17:47:03 9.6%
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
2015-04-09 17:39:39 66.8%
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
2015-04-09 14:21:30 69.7%
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
2015-04-09 14:19:37 46.5%
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
2015-04-09 13:40:35 64.4%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
2015-04-09 12:58:18 72.4%
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
2015-04-09 12:44:41 23.7%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
2015-04-09 11:36:09 71.2%
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
2015-04-09 09:52:46 73.1%
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
2015-04-09 09:13:16 46.4%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
2015-04-08 15:29:54 48.9%