- -7
- Par
- 21
- Threshold
- 8h 28m
- Completion
- 18m
- Average
- 2020-12-07 12:23:59
- Last Played
- 2020-12-07 12:23:51
- Last Unlock & Completed
- 2018-07-14 05:59:51
- First Unlock & Started
- 2 years 5 months 1 week 6 hours 24 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
| Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lifetimes | 25% | 7 / 28 | 1h 46m | 2024-04-16 22:46:52 | |||
| WaxWeazle | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 24m | 2024-04-12 22:35:45 | |||
| Monkeh | 17.86% | 5 / 28 | 1h 19m | 2024-04-04 11:56:36 | |||
| [☭]-Soviet-Triumph- | 46.43% | 13 / 28 | 4h 12m | 2024-03-31 05:55:03 | |||
| Lohrteos | 32.14% | 9 / 28 | 5h 29m | 2024-03-29 22:12:41 | |||
| Cocteau | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 30m | 2024-03-15 23:32:07 | |||
| BNbbo| | 10.71% | 3 / 28 | 37m | 2024-03-15 21:42:50 | |||
| Mikiwi8 | 92.86% | 26 / 28 | 2h 51m | 2024-03-09 20:36:05 | |||
| fabenus | 14.29% | 4 / 28 | 4h 23m | 2024-03-05 18:53:23 | |||
| Freeman | 100% | 28 | 3h 50m | 3h 50m | 2024-02-29 02:59:21 |
| Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
2020-12-07 12:23:51 | 4.2% | ||
|
Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
2020-12-07 12:19:07 | 3.0% | ||
|
Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
2020-12-07 11:50:41 | 1.6% | ||
|
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
2020-12-07 11:45:59 | 1.5% | ||
|
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
2020-12-07 11:37:04 | 6.1% | ||
|
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
2020-12-07 11:33:10 | 1.5% | ||
|
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
2020-04-27 06:45:37 | 4.7% | ||
|
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
2020-04-27 06:14:34 | 3.7% | ||
|
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
2020-04-27 05:51:47 | 3.2% | ||
|
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
2020-04-24 06:03:46 | 15.8% | ||
|
Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
2020-04-24 05:24:44 | 1.2% | ||
|
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
2020-04-24 05:09:02 | 3.3% | ||
|
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
2020-04-24 05:02:19 | 3.0% | ||
|
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
2020-04-24 04:41:07 | 1.2% | ||
|
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
2020-04-24 04:33:32 | 3.8% | ||
|
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
2020-04-24 04:32:53 | 6.6% | ||
|
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
2020-04-24 04:24:11 | 4.0% | ||
|
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
2020-04-24 04:03:48 | 9.2% | ||
|
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
2020-04-24 03:49:24 | 1.1% | ||
|
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
2020-04-24 03:45:54 | 6.7% | ||
|
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
2020-04-24 03:03:51 | 4.7% | ||
|
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2020-04-24 02:32:07 | 2.1% | ||
|
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
2020-04-24 01:33:05 | 31.7% | ||
|
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
2018-07-14 08:00:58 | 11.1% | ||
|
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
2018-07-14 07:02:12 | 10.4% | ||
|
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
2018-07-14 06:11:14 | 32.0% | ||
|
Go Left
Move to the left. |
2018-07-14 05:59:54 | 45.0% | ||
|
Go Right
Move to the right. |
2018-07-14 05:59:51 | 44.9% |