- -44
- Par
- 28
- Threshold
- 56h 28m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 13h 19m
- Estimated
- 47m
- Average
- 2019-04-04 13:15:19
- Last Played
- 2019-04-04 12:23:40
- Last Unlock
- 2016-09-02 15:06:21
- First Unlock & Started
- 2 years 7 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours 17 minutes
- Time Taken
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
TheTerrorFox | 29.21% | 26 / 89 | 6h 7m | 2024-03-28 21:12:14 | |||
Diesel292 | 100% | 89 | 2h 3m | 2h 3m | 2024-03-27 11:32:19 | ||
Dogmin | 20.22% | 18 / 89 | 1h 15m | 2024-03-27 04:52:52 | |||
Raz | 73.03% | 65 / 89 | 40h 57m | 2024-03-26 00:11:01 | |||
H I M O | 55.06% | 49 / 89 | 31h 13m | 2024-03-24 08:13:06 | |||
Vayne | 88.76% | 79 / 89 | 17h 21m | 2024-03-23 20:44:20 | |||
moonchild5713 | 61.8% | 55 / 89 | 33h 11m | 2024-03-23 20:09:59 | |||
Mark | 70.79% | 63 / 89 | 26h 53m | 2024-03-23 19:49:40 | |||
don quixote | 78.65% | 70 / 89 | 46h 7m | 2024-03-23 19:11:35 | |||
EPeG_is_Nekto | 14.61% | 13 / 89 | 2h 45m | 2024-03-20 08:15:26 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
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Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion. |
2019-04-04 12:23:40 | 4.6% | ||
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
2019-04-03
13:45:58
|
4.9% | ||
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
2019-03-01 16:02:29 | 5.6% | ||
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame. |
2019-02-08 04:59:03 | 6.1% | ||
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. |
2019-02-08 04:53:57 | 3.9% | ||
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward. |
2019-02-07 15:32:16 | 6.1% | ||
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy. |
2019-02-06 15:23:46 | 6.9% | ||
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend. |
2019-02-05 16:26:35 | 8.3% | ||
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. |
2019-02-05 14:38:03 | 4.6% | ||
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
2017-05-29 10:19:16 | 10.5% | ||
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. |
2017-05-29 09:27:39 | 8.4% | ||
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
2017-05-28 03:49:06 | 4.4% | ||
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
2017-05-28 03:47:35 | 20.3% | ||
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. |
2017-05-28 03:29:20 | 9.7% | ||
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days. |
2017-04-15 15:32:55 | 9.3% | ||
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
2017-04-15 15:31:39 | 10.5% | ||
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
2017-03-09
09:40:05
|
9.2% | ||
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday. |
2017-03-09 09:29:59 | 14.1% | ||
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
2017-03-09
09:27:44
|
9.2% | ||
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
2017-01-25 15:34:46 | 9.7% | ||
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! |
2016-12-30 13:20:28 | 13.1% | ||
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. |
2016-12-30 13:08:06 | 16.9% | ||
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. |
2016-12-30 12:48:09 | 4.5% | ||
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
2016-12-30 12:39:42 | 5.4% | ||
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. |
2016-12-30 11:47:23 | 4.1% | ||
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday. |
2016-12-18 11:24:20 | 17.5% | ||
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
2016-12-17
12:05:26
|
6.5% | ||
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs. |
2016-12-16
15:42:05
|
4.9% | ||
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2016-12-16
15:33:25
|
5.5% | ||
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
2016-12-16
14:58:31
|
8.3% | ||
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits. |
2016-12-16 14:55:54 | 14.5% | ||
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
2016-12-16 14:50:18 | 15.3% | ||
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
2016-12-16
13:50:16
|
5.3% | ||
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day. |
2016-12-16 13:44:28 | 8.8% | ||
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday. |
2016-12-16 13:42:43 | 20.5% | ||
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
2016-12-16 13:18:30 | 18.5% | ||
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
2016-12-16 13:09:14 | 4.8% | ||
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
2016-12-16 12:52:43 | 8.5% | ||
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
2016-12-15 13:28:14 | 18.4% | ||
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
2016-10-13
11:33:10
|
15.8% | ||
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday. |
2016-10-13 11:28:40 | 26.2% | ||
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
2016-10-13
11:21:40
|
13.3% | ||
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
2016-10-13
11:12:01
|
18.3% | ||
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people. |
2016-10-13
10:57:00
|
16.9% | ||
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
2016-10-13 10:22:45 | 9.1% | ||
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
2016-10-13
10:13:48
|
8.6% | ||
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
2016-09-11 12:53:32 | 9.4% | ||
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday. |
2016-09-09 12:50:14 | 32.4% | ||
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars. |
2016-09-09
11:57:49
|
9.5% | ||
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
2016-09-08 11:07:14 | 12.8% | ||
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
2016-09-08 09:30:50 | 23.8% | ||
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
2016-09-04 12:38:06 | 32.1% | ||
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
2016-09-04 11:46:40 | 44.4% | ||
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
2016-09-04 11:41:49 | 6.1% | ||
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death. |
2016-09-04 11:41:48 | 6.5% | ||
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
2016-09-04 11:41:29 | 29.7% | ||
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
2016-09-04 11:41:00 | 9.4% | ||
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
2016-09-04 11:39:56 | 11.0% | ||
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
2016-09-04
11:33:38
|
26.6% | ||
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss. |
2016-09-04 11:31:14 | 36.1% | ||
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday. |
2016-09-03 12:28:22 | 51.1% | ||
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
2016-09-03 12:20:30 | 51.2% | ||
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire. |
2016-09-03
11:59:49
|
19.7% | ||
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
2016-09-03 11:06:48 | 29.3% | ||
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire. |
2016-09-03 11:03:09 | 37.1% | ||
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
2016-09-03 10:59:49 | 30.2% | ||
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
2016-09-03 10:53:54 | 48.5% | ||
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door. |
2016-09-03 10:40:11 | 55.5% | ||
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
2016-09-03 10:28:56 | 61.1% | ||
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
2016-09-02 15:06:57 | 33.4% | ||
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper. |
2016-09-02 15:06:56 | 46.9% | ||
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
2016-09-02 15:06:21 | 65.8% | ||
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! |
12.5% | |||
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. |
7.6% | |||
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
|
4.8% | ||
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. |
4.7% | |||
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
4.2% | |||
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
4.1% | |||
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
3.8% | |||
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. |
3.8% | |||
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. |
3.7% | |||
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
|
3.7% | ||
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
3.6% | |||
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
3.4% | |||
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
3.4% | |||
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. |
3.4% | |||
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
3.1% | |||
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
3.1% | |||
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
3.1% |