POSTAL 2

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Game for
POSTAL 2
Title
Developer
Publisher
Action, Adventure, Indie
Genres
Family Sharing
Categories
Released November 02, 2012
Release
USD 9.99
Price
95.13
Game Rating
59
Metacritic Score
9
Steam Review Score
-44
Par
28
Threshold
56h 28m
Last Unlock Playtime
13h 19m
Estimated
47m
Average
2019-04-04 13:15:19
Last Played
2019-04-04 12:23:40
Last Unlock
2016-09-02 15:06:21
First Unlock & Started
2 years 7 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours 17 minutes
Time Taken
24,636
Owners Including hidden & invalid profiles
19,987
… Players
362
… Expired
11,851
… in Progress
1,610
… Completed
57h 16m
Completion Playtime Avg.
20h 50m
Completion Playtime Median
17h 1m
Playtime Average
4h 8m
Playtime Median
32.13%
Completion Average
16.85%
Completion Median
Players
Player Completion Achievements Completion Time Playtime Last Unlock
TheTerrorFox 29.21% 26 / 89 6h 7m 2024-03-28 21:12:14
Diesel292 100% 89 2h 3m 2h 3m 2024-03-27 11:32:19
Dogmin 20.22% 18 / 89 1h 15m 2024-03-27 04:52:52
Raz 73.03% 65 / 89 40h 57m 2024-03-26 00:11:01
H I M O 55.06% 49 / 89 31h 13m 2024-03-24 08:13:06
Vayne 88.76% 79 / 89 17h 21m 2024-03-23 20:44:20
moonchild5713 61.8% 55 / 89 33h 11m 2024-03-23 20:09:59
Mark 70.79% 63 / 89 26h 53m 2024-03-23 19:49:40
don quixote 78.65% 70 / 89 46h 7m 2024-03-23 19:11:35
EPeG_is_Nekto 14.61% 13 / 89 2h 45m 2024-03-20 08:15:26
Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
2019-04-04 12:23:40 4.6%
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
2019-04-03 13:45:58
4.9%
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
2019-03-01 16:02:29 5.6%
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
2019-02-08 04:59:03 6.1%
Ladies Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
2019-02-08 04:53:57
3.9%
Ginger Mint
Killed Zack Ward.
2019-02-07 15:32:16
6.1%
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
2019-02-06 15:23:46 6.9%
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
2019-02-05 16:26:35 8.3%
Dick Message
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
2019-02-05 14:38:03
4.6%
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
2017-05-29 10:19:16 10.5%
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
2017-05-29 09:27:39
8.4%
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
2017-05-28 03:49:06 4.4%
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
2017-05-28 03:47:35 20.3%
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
2017-05-28 03:29:20
9.7%
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
2017-04-15 15:32:55 9.3%
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
2017-04-15 15:31:39 10.5%
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
2017-03-09 09:40:05
9.2%
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
2017-03-09 09:29:59 14.1%
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls.
2017-03-09 09:27:44
9.2%
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
2017-01-25 15:34:46 9.7%
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
2016-12-30 13:20:28
13.1%
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
2016-12-30 13:08:06
16.9%
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
2016-12-30 12:48:09
4.5%
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
2016-12-30 12:39:42 5.4%
Gary vs. The K. Man
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
2016-12-30 11:47:23
4.1%
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
2016-12-18 11:24:20 17.5%
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
2016-12-17 12:05:26
6.5%
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
2016-12-16 15:42:05
4.9%
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
2016-12-16 15:33:25
5.5%
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
2016-12-16 14:58:31
8.3%
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
2016-12-16 14:55:54 14.5%
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
2016-12-16 14:50:18 15.3%
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
2016-12-16 13:50:16
5.3%
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
2016-12-16 13:44:28 8.8%
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
2016-12-16 13:42:43 20.5%
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
2016-12-16 13:18:30 18.5%
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
2016-12-16 13:09:14 4.8%
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
2016-12-16 12:52:43 8.5%
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
2016-12-15 13:28:14 18.4%
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
2016-10-13 11:33:10
15.8%
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
2016-10-13 11:28:40 26.2%
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
2016-10-13 11:21:40
13.3%
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
2016-10-13 11:12:01
18.3%
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
2016-10-13 10:57:00
16.9%
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
2016-10-13 10:22:45 9.1%
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
2016-10-13 10:13:48
8.6%
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
2016-09-11 12:53:32 9.4%
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
2016-09-09 12:50:14 32.4%
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
2016-09-09 11:57:49
9.5%
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
2016-09-08 11:07:14 12.8%
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
2016-09-08 09:30:50 23.8%
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
2016-09-04 12:38:06 32.1%
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
2016-09-04 11:46:40 44.4%
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
2016-09-04 11:41:49 6.1%
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
2016-09-04 11:41:48 6.5%
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
2016-09-04 11:41:29 29.7%
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
2016-09-04 11:41:00 9.4%
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
2016-09-04 11:39:56 11.0%
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
2016-09-04 11:33:38
26.6%
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
2016-09-04 11:31:14 36.1%
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
2016-09-03 12:28:22 51.1%
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
2016-09-03 12:20:30 51.2%
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
2016-09-03 11:59:49
19.7%
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
2016-09-03 11:06:48 29.3%
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
2016-09-03 11:03:09 37.1%
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
2016-09-03 10:59:49 30.2%
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
2016-09-03 10:53:54 48.5%
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
2016-09-03 10:40:11 55.5%
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
2016-09-03 10:28:56 61.1%
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
2016-09-02 15:06:57 33.4%
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
2016-09-02 15:06:56 46.9%
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
2016-09-02 15:06:21 65.8%
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
12.5%
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree.
7.6%
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines.
4.8%
Ape Gape
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
4.7%
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
4.2%
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
4.1%
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
3.8%
Hobo Sexual
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
3.8%
PooMasher
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
3.7%
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
3.7%
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
3.6%
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
3.4%
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
3.4%
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
3.4%
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
3.1%
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
3.1%
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
3.1%
Completion Playtime
Including hidden & invalid profiles