Achievement Unlocked Visibility Global Unlocks
NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
2016-11-25 15:36:43 1.3%
Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
2016-11-25 14:45:02 1.4%
Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
2016-11-25 12:49:09 1.3%
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
2016-11-25 12:38:39 1.3%
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
2016-11-25 12:24:30 1.3%
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
2016-11-25 12:20:45 1.3%
Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
2016-11-19 13:56:17 1.7%
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
2016-11-19 13:54:23 1.8%
That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
2016-11-19 13:17:57 1.3%
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
2016-11-17 16:59:01 2.8%
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
2016-11-17 16:55:57 1.6%
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
2016-11-15 14:33:46 1.5%
The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
2016-11-15 14:22:50 2.6%
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
2016-11-15 14:06:18 1.5%
Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
2016-11-15 13:50:59 1.5%
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
2016-11-15 13:45:11 1.6%
Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
2016-11-15 13:33:15 1.7%
Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
2016-11-15 13:26:55 2.1%
Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
2016-11-15 13:21:27 1.6%
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
2016-11-15 13:14:38 1.4%
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
2016-11-12 15:20:03 1.5%
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
2016-11-12 15:14:31 1.6%
Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
2016-11-12 15:08:42 1.7%
Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
2016-11-12 13:52:28 1.5%
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
2016-11-12 13:49:16 1.7%
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
2016-11-12 13:14:52 2.5%
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
2016-11-12 13:14:51 2.6%
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
2016-11-12 13:07:25 1.5%
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
2016-11-12 12:38:16 2.1%
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
2016-11-12 12:36:32 1.6%
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
2016-11-12 12:25:14 1.8%
Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
2016-11-12 12:15:13 1.9%
Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
2016-11-12 12:12:46 1.7%
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
2016-11-12 10:05:20 1.7%
Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
2016-11-12 10:03:52 1.5%
The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2016-11-12 09:58:50 2.5%
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
2016-11-12 09:58:01 1.5%
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
2016-11-12 09:56:15 1.8%
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
2016-11-06 12:31:42 1.6%
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
2016-11-05 18:08:54 1.6%
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
2016-11-04 15:54:45 1.6%
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
2016-11-04 15:43:33 2.2%
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
2016-11-04 15:38:36 1.9%
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
2016-11-04 15:23:26 3.3%
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
2016-11-04 15:10:42 2.2%
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
2016-11-04 15:07:02 1.9%
Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
2016-11-04 15:00:03 2.9%
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
2016-11-04 14:18:29 1.7%
Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
2016-11-04 14:14:00 1.9%
The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
2016-11-04 13:51:06 5.6%
Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
2016-11-04 13:47:00 1.6%
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2016-11-04 13:20:56 2.8%
I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
2016-11-04 13:19:51 1.8%
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
2016-11-03 12:29:48 2.4%
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
2016-11-02 09:32:42 2.0%
SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2016-11-02 08:35:02 2.5%
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
2016-11-01 11:50:59 3.5%
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
2016-11-01 11:06:53 3.1%
Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
2016-11-01 10:59:54 3.0%
I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2016-11-01 09:13:40 2.8%
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
2016-11-01 08:30:10 3.2%
Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
2016-10-31 14:09:34 7.8%
BFF
Lick a friend
2016-10-08 07:44:06 2.0%
Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
2016-08-28 17:02:13 1.5%
Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
2016-04-26 15:52:47 3.9%
Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
2016-04-18 15:24:47 4.7%
Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
2016-04-18 15:18:47 2.9%
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
2016-04-18 15:18:47 4.7%
GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
2016-03-19 18:35:24 7.1%
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
2016-03-19 18:23:56 25.5%
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
2016-03-19 18:23:44 26.9%
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
2016-01-07 09:15:37 4.3%
Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
2016-01-07 09:10:28 3.5%
Don't Panic
srsly
2016-01-07 09:02:20 5.5%
An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2016-01-06 18:06:43 2.4%
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
2016-01-06 18:06:17 4.9%
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
2016-01-05 15:36:53 4.3%
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
2016-01-05 15:35:39 3.8%
ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
2016-01-05 15:35:21 4.2%
The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
2016-01-03 17:27:59 7.1%
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
2016-01-03 17:26:58 2.2%
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
2016-01-03 17:22:28 4.1%
The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
2016-01-03 17:19:33 8.7%
Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
2016-01-02 10:08:10 10.5%
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
2016-01-02 10:03:50 3.9%
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
2016-01-02 10:01:56 4.9%
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
2016-01-02 09:56:32 3.3%
Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
2015-12-29 09:47:55 23.0%
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
2015-12-27 09:25:52 20.6%
Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
2015-12-27 09:13:50 5.7%
Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
2015-12-27 09:11:08 5.2%
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
2015-12-26 16:18:13 8.2%
One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
2015-12-26 16:03:23 8.3%
Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
2015-12-26 16:02:45 3.2%
Jörgen
Jörgen.
2015-12-26 16:01:10 7.4%
Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
2015-12-26 15:52:55 12.0%
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
2015-12-25 08:39:38 5.2%
Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
2015-12-25 08:27:20 16.8%
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
2015-12-25 08:04:23 4.5%
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
2015-12-24 08:51:25 18.6%
I am Bread
Are you bread?
2015-12-24 08:32:30 4.2%
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
2015-12-23 16:02:40 4.5%
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
2015-12-23 16:00:10 5.0%
I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
2015-12-23 15:51:15 13.7%
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
2015-12-18 18:11:39 5.6%
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
2015-12-18 18:08:56 9.3%
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
2015-12-18 18:03:47 11.9%
Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
2015-12-18 17:57:37 17.1%
Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
2015-12-18 17:57:05 17.1%
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
2015-12-18 17:53:53 11.5%
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
2015-12-18 17:52:00 33.0%
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
2015-12-18 17:51:09 35.0%
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
2015-12-16 17:18:03 37.4%
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
2015-12-16 17:17:52 16.5%
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
2015-12-16 17:11:47 29.4%
Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
2015-12-15 16:33:31 19.6%
Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
2015-12-09 18:14:56 50.9%
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
2015-12-08 17:43:15 36.2%
Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
2015-12-08 17:06:08 52.0%
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
2015-12-07 18:08:47 41.5%
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
2015-12-07 17:58:11 4.0%
FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
2015-12-07 17:39:42 55.8%
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
2015-12-07 17:36:10 30.3%
Angel Goat
Do no evil.
2015-12-07 17:33:09 53.8%
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
2015-12-06 15:37:33 48.1%
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
2015-12-06 15:36:22 49.0%
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
2015-12-06 15:29:41 50.4%