- +8
- Par
- 10
- Threshold
- 6m
- Last Unlock Playtime
- 1h 18m
- Estimated
- 3m
- Average
- 2019-04-13 10:58:18
- Last Played
- 2019-04-13 10:54:07
- Last Unlock
- 2019-04-13 10:54:05
- First Unlock & Started
Players
Player | Completion | Achievements | Completion Time | Playtime | Last Unlock | ||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Monkeh | 7.14% | 2 / 28 | 1h 19m | 2024-03-16 17:23:12 | |||
Mikiwi8 | 92.86% | 26 / 28 | 2h 51m | 2024-03-09 20:36:05 | |||
fabenus | 14.29% | 4 / 28 | 4h 23m | 2024-03-05 18:53:23 | |||
Freeman | 100% | 28 | 3h 50m | 3h 50m | 2024-02-29 02:59:21 | ||
I WANT ALL THE SMOKE | 100% | 28 | 7h 36m | 7h 36m | 2024-02-27 16:02:48 | ||
Titoncio | 39.29% | 11 / 28 | 8h 35m | 2024-02-20 02:14:35 | |||
Ultrapwnd | 10.71% | 3 / 28 | 23m | 2024-02-19 01:11:16 | |||
BobOnTheInternet | 35.71% | 10 / 28 | 1h 55m | 2024-02-18 05:25:06 | |||
Bau | 10.71% | 3 / 28 | 54m | 2024-01-30 05:11:10 | |||
JubyUnni | 39.29% | 11 / 28 | 3h 57m | 2024-01-28 21:25:46 |
Achievement | Unlocked | Visibility | Global Unlocks | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Go Right
Move to the right. |
2019-04-13 10:54:07 | 44.8% | ||
Go Left
Move to the left. |
2019-04-13 10:54:05 | 44.9% | ||
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety. |
31.9% | |||
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game. |
31.7% | |||
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests. |
15.7% | |||
A Better John
Start taking responsibility for you actions. |
11.1% | |||
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill. |
10.4% | |||
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard. |
9.2% | |||
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode. |
6.7% | |||
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex. |
6.6% | |||
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares. |
6.1% | |||
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu. |
4.7% | |||
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus. |
4.7% | |||
Summer Job
Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker. |
4.2% | |||
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence. |
4.0% | |||
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank. |
3.8% | |||
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds. |
3.7% | |||
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn. |
3.3% | |||
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings. |
3.1% | |||
Meet Your Maker
Penetrate God. |
3.0% | |||
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles. |
3.0% | |||
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report. |
2.1% | |||
Early Bird
Swallow every worm. |
1.6% | |||
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie. |
1.5% | |||
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains. |
1.5% | |||
Appalling Appetite
You should see a doctor immediately. |
1.2% | |||
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game. |
1.2% | |||
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy. |
1.1% |